Two points: 1) I got my fellow forum administrator friends to come to the rescue and has managed to save the day by retrieving the lost content, and, 2) I'm male! Be careful next time :P

I've completely edited this article to correct all incorrect grammar/phrasing, without changing the content. It was mainly just all those commas and capital letters - only capitalise letters at the start of sentences, and use full stops! Apart from that, well-written story, I liked it ^_^

-13,276. sorry nighty whitey

Pretty bad, yeah... Matt LeBlanc actually isn't that terrible, but it's really Chris Evans who does a bad job (and seems to think he's brilliant while he's doing it). Shouts a lot, tries to achieve Jeremy-Clarkson-level humour but ends up sounding really lame. Thing is he's a radio host and not much of an actor, he can't read the lines of the script that well. Apart from that, same format, similar script, so it kinda just sounds like LeBlanc's trying to be James May/Richard Hammond (and not doing as well) and Chris Evans is being... well, not so good. The two don't have any real chemistry, either. Can't imagine them going down the pub together unlike the old crew. In short - it's decidedly worse, not as funny and a bit cringeworthy.

Pffft, Duel is a great Railgun-duel map (as per its name)... it's actually where I honed many basic skills with Rail, back in the days before Sandbox XP/BPs were a thing at all. I've enjoyed lots of matches there in my time. That being said, nice job on taking an amusing approach xD

Come on, guys... Therefore, I hereby change the number to: -12,236.

-10,216 --> -11,216. -510 instead of -10 here for some reason, which doesn't appear to be valid!

Hm. Love (as with any strong emotional attachment) can be found anywhere that human beings can communicate and connect. It's generally easier to connect and sustain connections with others face-to-face; but evidently not impossible in the online world, either. Whether actually looking for love in an online game is the most effective way of finding it is another matter. But whether one actively seeks it or not, love has an irritating habit of throwing logic and planning out the window. :rolleyes:

[important Announcement] A few changes...

Next issue will be released on 1st July. Quite a long way away, but it'll be packed full of exciting and engaging content!

Actually, mid ranks can be the most fun and most challenging times of a Tanki career. It's the time when many people can make equipment purchasing decisions which make or break their Garage, and when lots of players first start to get involved in wider aspects of the community, too. Not to mention numerous other aspects of mid-ranked gameplay such as product kits and getting to grips with some of the more advanced maps! Thanks to everyone for their feedback so far, and we at the Newspaper hope to do the best job we can with this series to make it as engaging and useful as possible ^_^

-10,007. get rekt Light Side

Nope, sorry!

0.

Bump. Great series so far!

-8097. :ph34r:

Welcome to the third Continue the Story contest! If you have not heard about this contest before, you can find all the previous chapters of the first and second editions in the Newspaper Archive. The final products are here: [issue 30] The Grand Offensive - Completed! - Newspaper Archive - Tanki Online Forum [issue 39] Inner Truths - Newspaper Archive - Tanki Online Forum Your task is in the title: write the final chapter of a story. This 3rd part of the story will be the last chapter of this contest. This should form a logical succession to the previous two chapters, authored by @Daniel898 and @Lethal_Injection: The winner will receive a 40,000 crystal reward, and the recognition of their entry being featured in the next issue. Your entry will be judged on the following, in order of importance: It must be your own work, completely original. PLAGIARISM MAY RESULT IN DISQUALIFICATION FROM ALL NEWSPAPER CONTESTS. Content - it should be interesting, and have potential to be developed further with each chapter. Quality of writing. Furthermore, to emphasise quality over quantity, there is an informal word limit of 500 words. Slightly over is acceptable. Make every word count! Deadline is 20th of July! Late entries may not be considered! Other notable entries may receive a 10,000 crystal consolation prize. Good luck!

run We'll miss you, mult E>

Apologies, we're on it now! They should be sent out on next Monday.

-7050. cookies ftw

This survey is now closed. We have completed a detailed analysis of the results, and plan to make changes in response to all of your opinions. Thanks for your feedback!

Nope

Arya. Would you choose option (1) or option (2) of the trolley problem (read the opening paragraph)?

4/10 (your post count indicates you're not a huge spammer, and I don't really know who you are :x)