Why thank you kind sir! :) Congrats to all the people who didn't win who had great jokes!

...a pie in my face. But there was a...

duel is the only really good rico map

Is Tundra any good?

rail guys

ok guys, let's not be racist here...

Dictator + Thunder = one of the most beautiful combinations in Tanki :D

wears anvil on head. drops an calculus textbook (it weighs 1210395711230981234 pounds btw)

I think that there should be a 'killstreak' thing on Tanki Online. Say, if you get 3 kills in a row without dying, you get 15 points instead of 10 per kill until you die. maybe if you get 5 kills in a row without dying, maybe you get 20 points :P

and then his iPhone

banned for using proper grammar

Climb up rope Drop an industrial grade meat grinder

nope, next person will like hohloma

false. next person will have played tanki for at least a month

President Obama made a statement that he would protect the whistleblowers in the U.S. Look what happened.

1. Field Marshal 2. Brigadier 3. Colonel 4. Lieutenant General 5. Marshal

Banned for using a face.

Banned because you don't have anything to do.

Corrected grammatical errors :PAnd I believe that it's planned soon...

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i might get a thunder/twins paint

what is 13:00 gmt in est? isnt it 2 pm?

We still have to win you know...

i was thinking, is M2 hunter worth buying when i reach captain? also, what is the best mid range gun to M2, smoky, thunder, or rail?

no reason to start cussing dude