A man came round after a serious accident and cried "Doctor , doctor - I can't feel my legs " The doctor replied " I know you can't,I've cut your arms off " :lol:

My condolences also ,it's always some innocent teacher and kids -and some people are just plain cynical - ignore 'em as most on this forum are not that way inclined

Rangers - despite all that's went wrong

Nice work GT :)

^ - pretty much agree , although I personally find Firebird M1 gives more kills due to the after burning effect

yes nice 1 too

Romans used salt as currency .... I'd prefer chocolate coins , suprised its not Rubles = py6 !

I came, I saw, __[__]_====== I destroyed...0000000

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Thanks - handy to have this.

slow

Yeah would like to see how you figure this one out using maths

I agree Semyon - nice 1

Agree too - seems like too much constraint at times and as long its decent and fairly respectful forumers should be allowed to express their opinion instead of being threatened with a ban for posting in the wrong place or replying to some topic because some mod does not agree - power to the people I say ;)

Yes I did too

You forgot Vlad the Impaler ... but none of these are despots are worthy - has to be John Wayne - "get down off your horse cowboy" :lol:

Anything but Rap ... that is not music - just some angry folk talking in rhyme , they would not know music if a piano fell on their head.C-Rap ! :D

good

Thanks :rolleyes:

me too

nice 1 ;)

Yeah - HAL - 2001 space oddssey Have you ever walked in to a glass door ?

yes as I climb mountains ... Are you afraid of being in a plane crash ? [ I hate flying]

15iamoot :)

thanks for the update... ;)