Reporters are big nugs with no responsibilities. The first thing we have to do is abolish the newspaper team. Your days are numbered mults! JK pls love the reporters or they will find you and hunt you

Apple Pie.

Question; Are you guys skipping the Tankers Day celebrations or are those planned too?

Dude I thought you "blew up"

The first question you should have asked is " Are the rumors true? Are you a blood thirsty Ostrich bent on destruction?"

Hello everyone. Im currently having PC problems so i wont be online until a couple of weeks or so.

Destroyed was taken. So I just, y'know, chopped off a couple of letters.

A strange magical creature appeared and said " Greetings happy human, would you like to ruin your grades?" I reluctantly said yes, and the creature disappeared, leaving a tanki online logo behind.

I am in this clan, and I update my submitted application to say that I have read the rules and I will follow them thoroughly.

Application Form: Q1: What is your time zone (in UTC)?: My timezone is UTC+5. Q2: What is your preferred position (Healer, Attacker, Defender, or Midfielder)?: I prefer the Midfield position due to my capable skills to switch roles depending on the requirement of the battle. Q3: What is your favourite combo?: My favorite combo is BP, and I would prefer using it above all other combos. Q4: What is/are your favourite map(s)?: Garder, Zone, Sandbox. Q5a: What clans have you been in previously, if any?: I have been a long lasting and cherished member of Tier 1 Clan Madness(MAD). I don't have a significant clan history before that. Q5b: If you have been in any clans before, why did you leave them?: Madness was growing inactive day by day due to real life activities and busy schedules. Q6: Why do you want to join this clan? This clan is an array of a multitude of different people, all of whom have inspired me to do what I am doing. I am impressed with the character and soul of the clan, although I'll be honest that you guys' organisation skills are not your forte. Q7: What advantage or benefit would you bring to our clan? I bring cupcakes from the Demon city of Mordor I can bind the clan together like a father binds together all the members of the family. I can provide useful tips and suggestions, both game related and clan related. Q8: Do you have Skype? If so, would you be willing to PM me your username? I have Skype and I am willing to PM you my username. Q9: Do you have any alternate accounts? What are the names of the accounts that you play on? I do not play on any alternate accounts as of now. My current member recommendation is @Tofu

Cg to all the winners, and a big thumbs up for the nug reporters and admins who hosted this event :) Edit: My my, times change.

Nice! looking forward to the sales big time :)

I'm regretting it

The climax of Savagery!

*slow clap* This was actually funny. It's so good to see Goldie becoming part of the Reporter Culture, he's everywhere and no one expects him; alot like the Spanish Inquisition. Nonetheless, great article guys, gg to all those who contributed in it!

Talk about a mind blowing plot! You definitely out did yourself this time twee, how the three situations merge with each other so perfectly does not cease to amaze me. Looking forward to the sequel, we might have something worthwhile here

This May or May not be promising.....

Took a while to read, not that I read all of it anyway, but extremely composed and informative guide, with the LOTR puns. You can take my preciousss upvote and put it in your Baggins'!

Such rhyme, much wow, deep words

Didn't know that continents could write good articles. Nice job.

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And that's how it stands. You all have until April 14th to solve these, and I wish you all the best of luck.

That just looks like a shinier helper paint.

I usually quit and eat a tub of ice cream in these situations.

Spammy Dragons are getting better every day :)