I wanted to kill myself after I discovered this new drop zone in stadium: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3L5T9oexlM So there is a new drop zone in stadium, at least one. There is an extreme likelyhood that it is on both sides of the map. Now the loser camping shafts will take the gold.

Which should I get, M3 thunder, M3 isida, or none? Should I wait for a sale? -I am not an amazing Isida fan -I am not an amazing thunder fan...

Crimson Saviour is right... you can't expect many Russiansto be playing at 3:00 in the morning (which is around when the server updates go off) but during about 17:00 UTC Russian servers are completely packed. You are right, the number of players is definitely declining though. Every one of my real life friends has quit this game. You can technically link the crystal inflation to actual inflation: Tanki needs money --> Money is decreasing in its worth due to inflation --> they need more money than before --> more players need to buy crystals --> They increase prices. But I don't think that this is the case. You can tell that everything is becoming more expensive, I mean just look at the Christmas discounts. Yes, it was a 50% off everything, but the double battlefunds were only three days long... it was more than a week last year. And only 2015 crystal goldboxes, I remember a time for the world cup alone when they went up to 8,000 crystals ( I believe). Last year, there was like a 70% off sale every month... nothing so far. There may be a miniscule valentines sale. Tanki Online is annoying me right now..

First post? People will think you are my alt...

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Its Semyon's spaceship, obviously.

Will the 'miner' in the middle fight back?

I am a tanki online villain! Villain name: S.C.Y.T.H.E, formerly known as snakey123.

No way jose! JK, its not bad, but I like my new name better. my old name was snakey123

Railgun is a must-have for any serious tanker. It has high damage per shot, allowing it to cripple practically anything with one shot. You only need to get two or three shots in to deal out the damage of your own vehicle. Getting kills with a railgun is a lot more satisfying than any other turrets, because you can get 'epic shots' and also there is just something different about the feel of killing people in railguns. XP and XP-BP battles require railguns as well as most clan battles. It is also one of the best parkour turrets. It doesn't do very well on slow hulls like mammoth or titan. Railgun/Wasp or Railgun/Hornet are one of the funnest combinations, in my opinion. Railgun does great in practically any map. But it takes a lot of skill. Pros: -High damage per shot -Ability to damage multiple enemies at once -shoots through allies -Can flip enemies if you have a bit of skill. Cons: -very low damage per minute -Low turret rotation -can flip you over -Doesn't do great on slow hulls Smoky is a high damage, well rounded turret. It has exceptionally fast reload, and very high damage. It has higher damage per second than thunder, even without critical hits, and with the critical hits it can do a crazy amount of damage. Getting kills with smoky aren't very satisfying, because if you only shoot someone once, and they die, you know you did very little damage. It has great impact force per shot, allowing it to easily knock off opponents aim. Unfortunately, its damage decreases by a ton at long ranges. It will be destroyed in maps like stadium. It also can't damage multiple enemies at once. It does great on practically every hull, making it a great choice. It does good in most maps, but in some maps, like stadium, it will preform quite miserably. Smoky M2 is probaby viewed as the best M2 turret, but it is close. With smoky, you can learn to be very accurate, since you fire so many shots. I find smoky very fun paired with wasp. Pros: Very high damage Very high impact force Very good reload Cons: Bad damage at distances Doesn't do great in every map Its damage is good, but compared to ricochet not amazing. What should you choose? Both! However, if you can't go with both, get Railgun. This is a must have turret for any tanker, and it will not disappoint. If you somehow end up with extra crystals, you can get smoky as well. Next time post this in What to buy? Which is better?, a thread fit perfectly for this question. Moderators may close this thread.

Here is a pretty odd goldbox of mine. For some reason, today the ping in my area is insane. It is usually in the 900s. But that doesn't stop me from taking goldboxes... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGa-XQy2fEs&feature=youtu.be

Hello I have been making several maps on the alternativa editor. But there is a problem; I can't import maps. No matter what I do, when I import a map that I have already made, it says 'Loading Error So any map that I make, as soon as I close down Alternativa Editor, I can't ever edit it again. Also, existing maps can't be loaded either. The import tanks map function is completely useless, it can't load anything. - I save all my maps as .xml in my TTT files -Existing maps are all .xml What is the problem? Hopefully this is the right place...

I have a P.H.D in chickenology from harvard. You can call me doctor.

'Gold admin, plzzzzz' 'Snakey, come to our side' 'turrents'

Is it a lap top or a desk top? If it is a lap top, I would suggest restarting the computer. This problem happens to my laptop frequently, when I restart it, it fixes itself. If it is a desk top, unplug the keyboard then plug it in again. If it still doesn't work, check to see if it has batteries, or if the batteries are charged. If it has charged batteries, the keyboard may be broken.

How to create Parkour Club Read the Game Rules and the Parkour Section Rules. Gather at least 4 players whom must acknowledge their membership by posting, "I am in this club." You are NOT allowed to make topics on the forum to advertise about it / recruit members Choose a name for your Parkour Club and its abbreviation. e.g. Parkour Club "Cheese & Chocolate" [CnC] . Search the forum and make sure the name is not already taken by another Parkour Club Choose who will be the leader of the club. The leader has to start a topic in Parkour Club section The topic title should be in the form Parkour Club "Cheese & Chocolate" [CnC] The top post of the topic should contain the designs and logos of the club as well as a clear list of all of the club's members Once the topic is made all the members have to confirm their membership by writing I am in this club in the topic. If after 2 days not enough members confirmed the club can be considered invalid and closed. Beware ! Your topic will have to be reviewed by moderators from time to time, so keep it clean! The club leader has the responsibility of ► keeping the list of members in the top post always up-to-date ► leading the club and should take care of the organization of the members, as well as training and competitions ► appointing co-leaders who will help with the club organization, if needed ► policing internal team rules as well as clearly communicate examples of such in written form ► settling any internal disputes ~Parkour Clubs--Rules and Information Read these before you create a parkour club. Also, do not create threads posted in caps lock.

If you haven't encountered the bug, this is a video made by me of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnkXshez07I

25 hours a day, why are you asking?

Is this a clan or a contest? If it is a clan, gather eight members and recreate it in the Clans section. Be sure to read the Guide to Making Clans. If it is a contest, you need to specify this more, and not include all the other stuff.

The new hammer turret is immune to Vulcan shots. Video evidence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnkXshez07I It isn't just the front of the turret, it is part of the sides of the turret as well.

^This happens to me every battle I go to.

This is a violation of the game rules. Religious stuff and discussion is not allowed.

B) Mine is better.

For some reason I was using wasp/rail/forester in a normal Polygon CP nightmode. Took the goldbox anyway! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fol19-cm4sA

Chicken is a domesticated fowl, or bird, that some people eat and enjoy. But most people have never really eaten chicken. Even if they tried, the most likely gave up because of the sheer difficulty. In this very forum there have been guides published on how to eat chicken. But they were not descriptive nor useful. I tried to follow them, but ended up eating roast hippopotamus, (I am not sure how). The world of eating chicken is confusing, full of dead ends and giant vultures. I decided to enter this devious world, and find out how to truly experience chicken. After years of research and experimentation, I made a breakthrough. I have decided to publish this guide, on how to really eat chicken. Some people may cower at this daunting task, to eat chicken. Others have attempted and failed. A very elite few have succeeded but have hidden their secrets. All will be revealed in this guide. Step One: Get Chicken. This is an important step, as one can not eat chicken without chicken. When getting chicken, it is important to know a few things: The fresher a chicken, the better. For best results, go to a local farm and pick out a live chicken. Frozen chicken is alright, but always check to make sure that it is fairly fresh. You don't want to eat a year old frozen Chicken. Chicken can be canned, but I would recommend staying back from this option. Who even knows if this canned chicken is real, or how old it is. Always avoid chicken sold by fast food restaurants. "Chicken" Sandwiches and other "Chicken" products are about 80% plastic. Another option of chicken is precooked; Precooked can be perfect, but you can't ever trust someone else to the highly difficult task of making chicken. I would recommend buying precooked chicken with a year long warranty, if that makes any sense (which is doesn't). Some other things to know about getting chicken: There are several different cuts of chicken. A great dish of chicken is known as a drumstick. This is part of a chicken's leg. It contains lots of meat and little fat. A drumstick is a great choice for a first time chicken-er. They can be bought seperately. Chicken Breast: This comes from the front of a chicken's chest. It is comprised of their flight muscles, making it the most meaty part of a chicken. Chicken Breast has a slightly different taste and texture than the rest of a chicken however. But don't worry, its still delicious. They can be bought seperately. Chicken Wings: These are a popular cut of chicken. They are very self explanatory; they are part of a chicken's wings. These are popularly known as 'Buffalo Wings'. Buffalo wings are actually made out of chicken. I am sad to say that buffalo do not have wings, and I realize that most of you are crying because of this. So lets keep talking about chicken to cheer you up. They can be bought seperately. Chicken fingers, also known as chicken tenders or strips: These are almost always breaded and deep fried. They taste good, but no one really knows what part of a chicken they come from, so they are difficult to make. Whole Chicken: This is also self explanatory; It is an entire chicken, minus the head and guts. It is rather difficult to prepare, but makes the most chicken. Chicken Soup: Soup with bits of chicken in it. I wouldn't recommend eating chicken soup, as it usually contains vegetables. If you are a first time chicken-er, your best bets are Chicken Breast and Drumsticks. Once you have your chicken, now you need to prepare it. Unfortunately, this is an incredibly varied and confusing part of eating chicken. There are countless recipes. I will tell you two extremely simple ways to prepare chicken: Cooking a whole chicken: Get a whole frozen chicken, and let it thaw. Put it in a foil pan. Preheat the oven to 450 degrees, Fahrenheit. While chicken is in the pan, you can season it. You can buy chicken seasoning at stores, or just use these spices: Content moderated; This information can offend some people who like a different seasoning. Now put your chicken in the oven for fifteen minutes. Turn heat down to 250 degrees, and let cook for another ten minutes. Cooking chicken breast or wings: Get your chicken meat and put it on a pan or cutting board. Cut it into small bite sized pieces using a sharp, serrated knife. Once done, put chicken in a frying pan, and turn on the stove. Add to the pan some oil, unhealthy stuff, and Censored for earlier reason. Fry until the chicken is done, and take off stove. Make sure to turn your stove off. Now your chicken is cooked and prepared. You have chicken. Step Two: Eat Chicken This is the most crucial step, as the earlier steps have all led to this. What is the point in eating chicken without eating chicken, as this is the goal of the guide? Put chicken on a plate. Get a fork, and sit down to a table with the chicken in front of you. Think about this: Once this was a bird. Now it is a pile of sliced up meat. You conquered the chicken. You succeeded where almost no one else has succeeded. You got and cooked a chicken, and you are about to eat chicken. You navigated the maze, full of twists and turn, and deceptions. You are about to eat chicken. This feeling of success should make the chicken even more enjoyable. Take your first bite, a small bite. Relish the taste of chicken. Continue until you have eaten all the chicken. Step Three: Repeat This is an important step. If you stop here, and never eat chicken again, you will still have failed. It would be like training for and running a marathon, then never running again. I know it will be hard, but you must eat chicken again. Always remember the feeling of eating chicken, and keep that as your motivation. If this guide receives more than a hundred upvotes, I will write another guide on an even more difficult subject: Eating Turkey.