Hammer is my trollcannon. I use it on my alt account on big Shaft-friendly maps and snaek behind them using wasp. They don't know until it's too late. Also, it's really easy to do flips with it. It's got the recoil or Rail without the pause.

... Seven pages. It took seven whole pages of this discussion for us to realize that all we want is a new kick system? sigh...

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Um... Prepare for the bad side of people. When somebody gets pushed into a mine, expect bad language and lots of insults. Mostly, I expect a lot of people will be mad at the end of this, because somebody spoiled their chances by pushing them into a mine.

What's your favorite electronica composer? I need a new one. Or two.

Here's an idea: Why don't we all go lend our support to the new Team Kick idea (also in this subforum) If others can see you're being trolled, and that troll isn't doing anything, he could be kicked right out of the battle.

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Torte with strawberry or raspberry sauce. The stuff of heaven.

Derp.

I've played Tanki over a year. I'm a Captain. Holy cats. You must have been playing five or six hours a day.

I went and checked up in the thread. (I always watch the Vlog on the homepage, never the thread.) Yeah, you're right, it's just a joke. Now I know how the audience of "The War of the Worlds" felt.

I hope you're not talking about the USA. I could explain why that's false, but Randal Munroe does it so much better: Sorry for the language. This IS NOT meant to be rude towards you, by the way. It's just really effective at getting the point across.

Why would this be fake? For the past four or so weeks, the Tanki Vlog team worked very hard to make those animations. Do you think they'd do it just to kid around? Also, if you check the "In Development" list, it does mention a new drug.

An utter waste of crystals. I'm going to need every crystal when I get to M3 rank; I can't waste 10k on this. Painful to look at. Yes, it was certainly "unique", just not in a good way.

1. What can be considered the "right place"? I'm gonna take a guess and say that "wasted time" is not the right view for a society to have of education. 2. Of course, education is under-appreciated in many countries. I can imagine a lot of the really poor and really rich nations don't truly appreciate an educated population. 3. Global dictatorship. Unless you want to go to 200+ nations individually, asking them to change their education laws... 4. Nope. See 2. 5. No. There's only 8 hours a day for a teacher to teach, it saves them extra teaching time if the students do the practicing on their own.

Yeah, that timer really needs a reworking. I hate how it almost always comes on after the first kill in TDM (and then leaves after the enemy team gets their first kill).

Holyman, I understand your desire that we view drugs as a sort of balancing mechanism. Sadly, that is not the way the game works. You see, no one wants a person who isn't skilled. That may sound incredibly rude (and it is), but I am giving my honest opinion. Tell me, if someone has worked years at playing Tanki, earning crystals, upgrading tanks and getting very skilled, why should that person not win? Because the other people always lose? Then they should get skilled, so they might win, too. Do I drug? I have two circumstances in which I drug: I'm capturing a flag or I'm going for a gold box. That's it.

Hypothetically, Titan. I'd shove him off the edge. More realistically, Hornet/Rail, because that's all the M2 I have. But I would use lots of mines.

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Catches it. Carries it back up the mountain to give it back. I drop a kitten. From a mile in the air.

Sounds like someone is tired of being beat by Hornet/Rail tanks! I like this combo. It's very good for my play style. And I fair pretty well with it. I can usually end up in the middle of higher rank battles, if not towards the top. Do I drug? Rarely. Usually only when I'm getting a flag or a gold box is dropping.

This is the right spot to be. I get this bug sometimes too. I think it's releated to lag and ping time. Do you have a very large number in your ping? (Ping is indicated in battle by a little number labeled "ping" above the score.) If it's red, it's bad. If it's green it's good.

Oh, Zesx. You're missing the point of the game. The devs may love making a great game. They may love seeing happy players. They may love the fun and excitement this game has brought to so many people. But at the end of the day, no amount of love will put food in the stomach. Tanki is made to make money. Sure, it may have originally started out as a demo for Alternitiva's engine, but nowadays it's the company's flagship product. A lot of what you're complaining about is that the devs are mean for making buying a good thing, and that players are noobs and unskilled if they do give in and buy. Neither of those stereotypes are necessarily true.

One kill = Gold box drop. Why not? (I got it, by the way.)

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