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  1. mcmonkey25

    Diary of a Professional Noob!

    Diary of a Professional Noob... The noob account, the backup of many a tanker. Hardly ever used, unloved almost. Second best to mains everywhere. This is my guide/diary of my noob account: harry.m (please feel free to friend him and me). Day 1: First day on the job. The usual sum of crystals, so many choices... Settled for wasp and rail in the end although smoky isn't too bad I suppose. First battle, Cross DM, wasn't too bad. Disappointed with 6 kills 5 deaths, much improvement needed there. Next up, Serpuhov TDM with a couple of friends. 32 kills and 2 deaths, not too shabby. My technique is improving gradually and I have figured out some newbies can't turn the turret so I am literally running rings around them! Managed to rank up a few times, now a corporal, not bad for an hour or so. I have found out that most newbies are keeping hunter or stripping back to wasp. Very rare to see a protective paint although a few foresters and swamps every now and then. My advice, stick to saving crystals, you could get enough for an M1 if your lucky! Day 2: Decent start, 16 kills no deaths in Arena. Sometimes its just too easy. They always seem to get so angry when I jump down or run up the towers (do they expect me to sit there and get killed?). Then played 6 rounds of a 30 kill Serpuhov TDM, won every single one. By this point I'm flashing around in hornet (cheers for the advice mcmonkey25). Saving for isida or ricochet, not sure which yet. mcmonkey25 was telling me when he started they didn't get 'rank up bonuses', he remembers being strapped for cash regularly. I'm cruising with over 1700. Still no mysterious 'gold boxes' though (2000 crystals, MAD!!!). Partway through Sergeant now and looking forward to a huge 740 crystal bonus! Signing out for today with 12 kills, 3 deaths in a giant esplanade (so many shafts). I'll keep you updated on his diary, more soon though. Hope you liked it and stay tuned! See you on the battlefield! mcmonkey25 (harry.m)
  2. mcmonkey25

    Double Battle Funds + Hunt for mega-discount

    Been waiting for 7 hours (on and off)... Just start the sale already...
  3. mcmonkey25

    Double Battle Funds + Hunt for mega-discount

    Nothing at 6am UTC+0
  4. mcmonkey25

    [Forum Game] Associations

    Raspberry
  5. mcmonkey25

    What does your nickname REALLY mean?

    It means I'm a 25 year old Scottish monkey... Deal with it.
  6. mcmonkey25

    Most embarrassing moment?

    MEM, being told to stand up in assembly by the head teacher in front of 1000 others. Then being told to close the doors :3
  7. Nope, initials r 2 mysterious...
  8. mcmonkey25

    Let's Discuss Paints!

    There's already a 'Lets discuss Paints' topic. Post this there instead...
  9. mcmonkey25

    [Forum Game] Are you afraid of ?

    Don't believe in him... R u afraid of Thunderstorms?
  10. I have no idea what Reventon is, so no
  11. mcmonkey25

    [Guide] Gold Box Hunting

    Nice guide, wil take it into account... 2nd!
  12. The shaft looked away. He couldn’t bear to watch the battle about to occur. The Zeus isida streamed towards the flag as he was being enclosed from all angles. A late twins Viking couldn’t join in the fight that was about to break out but two comrades were already there. The fire used all his micro-upgrades but he was fruitless against Zeus. The twins didn’t even get a shot away before the hornet touched the flag. But what none of them had seen, was the ToT parkour team getting onto the large red base building (hence the mid-air rail shot) By mcmonkey25
  13. mcmonkey25

    crystals when you kill?

    You only get xp when you kill. When you kill, crystals are added to the 'Battle Fund'. At the end of the battle, this will be shared accordingly between the players in the battle in terms of how well their team did and how they did individually. That is how you gain crystals from battles.
  14. mcmonkey25

    [Forum Game] The Ban Game

    Player ORDINARY_DUDE is banned for a MONTH. Reason: For being ordinary
  15. If Brazil win, I'm going to get around 200k back XD.
  16. mcmonkey25

    What has been your favouriute rank so far - Memories!

    So far, brigadier because I got the Light M3 and have been doing XP's and just getting loads of crystals and kills!
  17. mcmonkey25

    [Forum Game] Do you like the above poster?

    I love ignorance, yes!
  18. mcmonkey25

    41 new drugs!

    U must hav a lot of time on ur hands but u got sum gud ideas anyway...
  19. mcmonkey25

    [Forum Game] Guess This Riddle

    Idk if this has been said before but: Thirty white horses on a red hill Stamping, stomping, then they stand still...
  20. mcmonkey25

    [Forum Game] Guess This Riddle

    The pin wasn't taken off...
  21. Mayb, but I wud swap Aluminium for Iron...
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