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Found the code (Well, a friend gave it to me :X)! :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Epic fail, Pdox, manish beet you big time.
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You should ask him to join Anti MTGA. Legit feedback though: Don't bother reporting him, Tanki doesn't except violations of any kind if they're doing in a PM.
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Yet I have a much bigger fan-base than you. Please, I have plans. B) Your agenda consists of asking my members to join you instead of doing legit advertisements, and threatening to bomb every map in Tanki. That, my friend, is not how to Make Tanki Great Again, believe me.
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Whether it works or not, it's a tactic worthy of cringe. And yes, I am, in fact, a female. :ph34r:
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Will you post that for every person who supports this campaign? Eee, and then you tell me to get off your page. :/ Use le common sense.
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^ Well, if you think about it, your prize is worth 500 crystals in the garage.
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A lot of lower ranked players don't play PRO Battles, and now even less do, because of the Daily Missions update. As for Dail Mission chains, I only have time to complete those in the summer. Right now I can barely get 2 steps into the first week.
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The only thing which concerns me is the daily bonus for Premium users. Right off the bat it looks like you're giving Premium users a bit much. They already get double battle rewards and exp., why this?
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Interesting new type of mission.
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I guess this means you're leaving our FANTASTIC campaign? Okey, fine with me, but don't come crying to me when the wall goes up!
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More crystals lost in battles than gained
Yisroel.Rabin replied to Yisroel.Rabin in More crystals lost in battles than gained Archive
Before I begin, I'd like to clarify a few points: I didn't know whether to post this topic in the Ideas & Suggestions section, or the Problems & Solutions section, or in the Game Discussion section, so I settled for Game Discussion I don't know whether or not this has ever been brought up before, so if it has, sorry. :v Okey, now let's get into it. The average player with decent skills will most probably use 10+ supplies in a regular 15 minute battle, which (if converted to crystals based on Garage prices) is 500 to 1 500 crystals, depending on the amount of Repair Kits used. The thing is, in such battles, the highest reward a player will receive is around 600 crystals, which, in certain cases, won't even be half of what was spent. And remember, that's talking about the top place, the lower places get even less of a reward. I've played a battle, and I personally ended up using around 15-20 supplies, which is a bit much, but still isn't too high over the normal limit for regular battles now days. What was my reward? 460 crystals. So, in the end of the day, I used around 1 450 crystals in a battle to get a reward of 450; which basically means I lost 1 000 crystals for coming first in a battle. So, in summary, more crystals are being "wasted" in battles that are gained. Solution, I can't think of any major ones, but perhaps reducing the prices of supplies or coming up with some way to increase the battle fund depending on how many supplies are used. Note though, that these suggestions are just shots off the top of my head, I haven't thought about any of them in-depth, so flaws in them shouldn't be any surprise. — Rabin- 41 replies
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New Discord server launched! Many of you have suggested I make a Discord server to go alongside our FANTASTIC Skype group. To that I say, let's go for it! I've put together the most beautiful Discord server for our Supporters to join and have fun in. In order to overthrow the 3vil administration, we need to bond as a team, and I intend to o just that, believe me. If you're a Supporter, and would like to join our FANTASTICALLY AMAZING Discord server, click here or use the following link. Link: https://discord.gg/vr4RVg7 P.S. If you have any suggestions for Bots or other interesting features we can include to the server, feel free to shout them out on the server or in the Skype group. — President Yisroel.Rabin
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Press briefing with the President on new Anti-MTGA movement *I walk in looking tired and depressed, as I do* Hmmmmpf (that's what me inhaling through my nose through a microphone sounds like). Before we begin this press briefing, I'd like to mention that I just had the most delicious and most beautiful cake Tanki has ever seen, ever. It was FANTASTICALLY good. You should try it some time. But before you do, let's get down to business! This press briefing is all about the new movement which has been brought to my attention, the Anti Make Tanki Great Again movement. Before we dive deep into this group of BAD people, let me just say, that's one BAD name. They litreally just took our name and put 'Anti' in front of it. Oh well, not everyone could have as much creativity as me *big smile* (click). Anyways, these guys are literally, quite literally, POURING INTO OUR CAMPAIGN, trying to steal our AMAZING Supporters and followers and round up our jobs, which, by the way, I am bringing back big league. BAD hombres who need to be dealt with VERY FAST. They wanted to work with me; to have a "friendly fight" which would be a "big joke." Let me tell you people what I told them; "NO WAY HOMBRE!" (click) They thing this is some sort of joke, but it isn't. This is real life and very serious. I am here to put us first, and quite frankly, it's become quite hard to do just that with all these horrible people flooding in here like a bunch of lunatics. Before I go completely insane – and let me tell you, I can go very insane sometimes, just ask my daughter, Flexoo, I can go VERY insane sometimes – let's take a few questions from this fantastic crowd of people. "Mr. President, I got an invitation to join the Anti-MTGA movement, why shouldn't I join?" — Neutrino "Why shouldn't you join"? Oh, please, go ahead, join those hombres, and believe me when I say I don't care, so long as you leak all their private information to me. "Would you... You know what, nevermind." — Maf Yes, I would, absolutely. BIG LEAUGE! "How can we combat their nuclear dictionaries?" — kaisdf We have tactics like you've never seen before. We have armed Magnums ready to shoot full force against anyone who touches us. I mean, look for yourself, I already bombed North Kunger and you don't see them fighting back, because that's how tough we are! And let me tell you something, the Anti MTGA army is not even strong at all. They threatened to bomb Iran if we didn't give into their demands, and I was just in Iran — I actually had this fantastic salad there; sliced tomatoes and freshly salted cucumbers, probably the best salad any human has ever had before — and it (Iran, despite the salad) was PERFECTLY FINE, believe me. Fine. "Which campaign has better cookies?" — kaisdf We have the best cookies! Our cookies are great, our cookies are truly great. They are the greatest cookies you've ever seen and will ever see. You know, I actually had a box earlier today, they were great, believe me. Simply fantastic. "President, how do you plan to get rid of these guys?" — 'Anonymous' *Be right back, I have to go copy and paste something* "Now, I want to build the wall. We need the wall. And the Border Patrol, Drug Management Department, they all want the wall. We stop the drugs. We shore up the border. One of my first acts will be to get all of the drug lords, all of the bad ones — we have some bad, bad people in this country that have to go out. We're going to get them out; we're going to secure the border. And once the border is secured, at a later date, we'll make a determination as to the rest. But we have some bad hombres here, and we're going to get them out!" Same goes for the Anti MTGA movement. These are some very very bad people who are, quite literally, against making Tanki great again. We have to get these guys out and I plan to do it in just the same way as I will with the rest of the bad drug lords. BAD HOMBRES WILL GO! "Mr. President, I was just wondering if you spoke with the President of the Anti MTGA campaign, and if you have, what did you two discuss?" — 'A CNN reporter' Well, I actually have. We discussed many thin— Hold on, "A CNN reporter"? FAKE NEWS! HORRIBLE PERSON! GET OUT! WE'RE DONE! I think that about wraps it up for now. In conclusion; we've got some weak yet bad people pouring into our campaign like fire ants, and believe me, I know fire ants. In 2003, I got stung by a fire ant and let me tell you, it did not feel good. Tanki first! Make Tanki Great Again! *I walk out, smiling and waving, as I do* — President Yisroel.Rabin
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— I like turtles. —
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I will not give in to Ninja's needs. This is a clan. :x
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The thumbnail itself makes me cringe because of how inaccurate it is. And @sid, make use of the button. When pasting an article from somewhere, highlight / scroll over the whole thing and click that button. It'll make everyone's life and eyes feel a lot better. Now, for some banter news – The Dictator style! Earth is due to crash into Mars in 48 hours, say your farewells By spaceologist and planet thing expert @Yisroel.Rabin Nasa (duh) has discovered a sudden 30% growth in the Sun's total mass, causing it to have a much greater gravitational pull on the planets, drawing them towards the Sun rapidly. Thankfully, Nasa (duh) has cooked up a super duper high technical sun screen to protect you from those potential nasty sunburns (available at Wallbricks for only $69.99. But, what Nasa (duh) missed was the size of the planets, namely, in the habitable zone. Mars is only a bit more than half the size than us, meaning it's being pulled twice as fast as us (right?). Now, forgetting orbits, because that would be far too complicated, let's just look at it like this: A really fat guy, let's call him Bigtimerush_bry, has 2 ropes which he is pulling on (and sweating). Attached to the end of rope No. 1 is a little helpless rock, let's call that rock GoldRock, and at the end of rope No. 2 is a big, strong, and almighty warrior, let's call him Trump. Which one do you think will come to Bigtimerush_bry first? If you guessed rope No. 2 you're absolutely WRONG! Go learn how gravitational pull works, minus the orbit stuff. Anyways, we're gonna die, so bye mom. :) Earth scheduled to be destroyed in aprox. 2.5 trillion years By Sun watcher and mental illness carrier @Yisroel.Rabin BREAKING AND SHOCKING NEWS! In 2 533 103 169 years, on June 56th, which will be a Thursday, by the way, when we're all long (and I mean, really long) gone, the Earth will disappear!!!!! Why? Because a hydroplasmatic creature is estimated to form in the sandy terrains of Neptune due to global cooling, eventually developing artificial intelligence and will reawaken the Legend of Kendall Jenner's Pepsi ad, who will then proceed to multiply into the billions, flooding YouTube, which will somehow still be alive, with an infinite amount of horrible cringeworthy Pepsi ads, each one worse than the one previous. Mental catastrophe will become of this Pepsi ad epidemic, leading everyone into dark mental zones with nothing but thoughts of complete isolation and hydration. One kid, in the centre of all this, who will stereotypically be called "The One" or "The Chosen One", will realize the scary horrifying truth, and will, within only minutes, unleash the unknown darkness from the depths of the Amazon jungle in attempt to fix everything (why he thought that would help, is still a mystery - it never even happened yet). Obviously, unleashing ultimate doom onto the world doesn't fix much, and the world is, hence, destroyed by the 3vil darkness overlords and his underdogs CooperO and Damn_Slow.
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Congratulations to @The.L-E-G-E-N-D on ranking up to Legend 35 ()!
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[ user#none map#EsplanadeWint combo#Striker/Horn ]
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I'm afraid that won't be possible.
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Loving the tactics your campaign is trying out. :ph34r: In about 4 years, I'm already president, now we just have to Make Tanki Great Again. Sadly, there have been a few, "complications" in our way.
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