Just got off the phone with official paint salesmen, with whom I discussed what shade of pink we should paint my office. Was a very nice gentleman, didn't insult me once! GREAT MAN! — President Yisroel.Rabin

Aaaaaand, a simple edited version of a screenshot above.

Neither is mine, but I cranked it up to top graphics anyhow and buried it in a bucket of ice to prevent it from lighting my house on fire.

Tanki X Moon Silence

Moon Silence on Tanki X Not my pic, gonna go take a few myself. If I don't return, it's because the graphics killed me.

Hello, and welcome newcomers, to Rabinstein's Laboratory, or Rab Lab for short. This is where I do all my experiments and tests, or, in other words, here is where the other half of my brain lives. Most of my tests never make it to the general public for their own safety (and perhaps yours), but I've decided to bring a bit of what I do to you, the Newspaper readers. There's some intense trimming visible of course, so your mind doesn't explode due to lethal exposure to pure awesomeness. ———————————————————————————— ► RAB LAB | FILE #1 ◄ [ TESTING «SPACE» MODE ] ———————————————————————————— *** Experiment No. 1.1 *** - Description: Crash headfirst into a Viking on a «Space» map and observe. - Lvl. of interest: [ • • • • • ] - Result: Crash is boom and tank goes wee. *** Experiment No. 1.2 *** - Description: Attempt epic Matrix action moments. - Lvl. of interest: [ • • • • • ] - Result: Successfully obtained maximum coolness. - Note: Other Matrix recreations: Click. *** Experiment No. 1.3 *** - Description: Catch a gold box on a «Space» map and observe the feels that follow. - Lvl. of interest: [ • • • • • ] - Results: Test was successful, feels rise to cloud lvl. (see .GIF below). - Note: Trolling adds addition feels. -*Feelsometer: [ {MIN} • • • • • • • • • • {MAX} ] • • • • ... *** Experiment No. 1.4 *** - Description: Flip a player while gold is falling using the advantage of low gravity and enjoy results. - Lvl. of interest: [ • • • • • ] - Results: Player flipped, player mad, troll happy when victim (viz. player) is mad hence happiness (see .GIF below). - Note: Then do this when your victim tries to kill you for your distress. *** Experiment No. 1.5 *** - Description: Flip someone in their most glorious moment (viz. troll someb0dy). - Lvl. of interest: [ • • • • • ] - Results: I_NuB_I has unfriended me and will never seek my name again. In other words, mission accomplished (see .GIF below). - Note: Welp *** Experiment No. 1.6 *** - Description: Jump-scare panic attack 101 - Lvl. of interest: [ • • • • • ] - Results: I feel like a grandma who just hit someone with her purse. *** Experiment No. 1.7 *** - Description: Make a troll gold rain - Lvl. of interest: [ • • • • • ] - Results: Epic fail; not all experiments go well. That, I regret to say, brings this file to a close. Hopefully you haven't perished as a result of my amazing intellectual powers, and are anticipating the next file of my totally awesome Rab Lab to jump at you like a Savage on the loose, which, if you are, you have little to worry about. Rab Lab will always stay busy, cooking up catastrophic concoctions to pass over to you! Goodbye, for now! — Yis

I highly recommend watching this video, as well as any other videos from this channel. Fascinating and, frankly, quite scary. Enjoy!

I wish I can have a freezer which contained an infinite supply of ice creams.

Try cleaning your cache and all the other different methods Tanki has to offer. If that doesn't work, there honestly is no solution. Your experiencing lag, and lag, my friend, is Tanki's number one enemy. Read more here.

Here is a picture of your post.

Something YUGE!* What? Star war? On us?! PFT! Good luck with that. You'll see – the Germans won't know what hit em'! Me. That's the spirit! Good question, actually. I'll look into it. No.

Goodbye Cosmonautics Day! Thanks Tanki for this amazing event and everything you brought with it. Was awesome and unforgettable.

^ Where have I seen that before? :huh:

Yes, this is Yis. How may I help you?

Tanki, good job; you put me at a loss of words, which is highly unusual for me. I only could think of to words to say. T H A N K Y O U !

Tanks should be free. Tanks are yuge, no one has the crystals to buy such yuge pieces of metal. Except me, of course, because I'm like, super rich. I'm really rich. My solid gold bathtub is solid gold. It's like, super 3D. Don't tell anyone, but it's a joke! :x Quite a bit. Can't take all the credit myself though.

I must be too cool for this club.

I am in this club.

Yes.

Visit our website and go to the 'Contribute' section.

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I win! :D (Shooting Range) And Nikk doesn't like me. :c