Guys: http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=284108&do=findComment&comment=4975915 The truth is revealed. I wasn't sure how you guys would react if I were to place this topic on my main (this one). So I did it on my alt. Turns out you guys liked it. So I'll be doing all my articles on my main, not my alt. Enjoy! :)

It doesn't matter, all Tanki babies start out the same, Smoky/Hunter/Green.

It's a birthday wish. What if it was your birthday and I posted that?

It's the anti-cheat system.

It's up to you.

^ A good memory. Take a look at the garage analysis of some of the Reporters. They have to have a good memory too.

Only people like you post useless stuff on the forum.

Hi guys! Today, I will venture y'all through the history of my career, which is also a mystery. Not all of my memories of my main may be correct, so cut me some slack first. *Hands over slack*, better. It was about one week after New Years 2014, my brother found an interesting tank game; it was called Tanki Online. I at the time, was interested in this tank game too. So I ventured in and created my first account. It's name was Origami-San. I wasn't aware of what each gun was, in fact, I was so ignorant back then, I called Railgun "lazer gun". But on that account, I found my favorite turret. Smoky; I MU'd it so much, I found out it was beginning to get stale. In fact, I abandoned that account after pretty soon. After that disaster, I created another account. It's name was UsernameOfMe. I managed to reach Sergeant Major with it. But it got hacked because I didn't even know to link it to an email! After that, I created this account. I didn't screw up as bad as I did on my previous two. I got all the weapons I wanted, and I'm happy with it. Anyways, I reached First Sergeant with it, and found I was lacking in 100 crystals to buy Smoky M1! Narts! So in the midst of the night, my brother got on it and collected the crys using crystal boxes. He bought it for me, and he tried it out, but I didn't. But I tried it the next morning! It was indeed powerful at the low ranks. Perfect balance between power and destruction. In fact, I got enough crystals for M1 Wasp and Alien! I must say, M1 Wasp was a great buy, I was a formidable foe on the battlefield. Both fast and deadly. My enemies froze every time they heard my name! In fact, here' s a made up quote from one tanker! "NewbieCake? That guy? Ohhh his name runs through my spine. He leaves an unsettling ting when he's destroys you. You'll never forget him." In fact, there was a 100,000 crystal reward to catch this criminal. Shame they didn't do it on time. It wasn't until I was a Third Lieutenant until I bought my first M2's. I bought both Rail and Hornet M2. I bought Railgun M2 for the sake on 1 - shotting M1 Hornets. Turns out it wasn't that great of a buy. Hornet was okay-ish. But later on when I bought M2 Wasp I completely stopped using Hornet. Even to this day it remains a relic collecting dust. I ending up using Hornet and Rail M2 until I was a Colonel. It was on New Years my Grandma got me a gift card to use for buying crystals. With it, I bought the following: Wasp M2, Hunter M2, Mammoth M2, Fire M2, Smoky M2, Shaft M2, and Digital. Finally I would stop being 1 - shotted by Railguns. This time I was a Major General. I had no - lifed for about a week to earn crystals for Isida M3 because of the 25% on the Iron days sale. At the time, I only had M1 Isida; and I found I was getting interested in this tool. So I bought it, and I passed through Major - General all the way to Field - Marshal in about 3 months. I was a Field Marshal and I just bought my first kit. It bought the Bulldozer kit. Thunder M3 was great! Huge damage per shot, followed by a decent reload time. My only issues were Isidas. They leeched health from you and you take damage from yourself too. No wonder I never seem to beat them! I ranked to Commander quickly, and I found I was getting bored of Tanki. It was the same battles 24/7. Polygon CP or Noise CTF were your only options. Which option did I choose? None - I created an alt. Not sure if you guys know him, but its name is @150010836. I'll admit, I created the topic about how to raise a Tanki baby. But only because I was bored. Before signing off, I'd like to say a quote I thought of in my head. "You can have many identities in real life or a game, but only one of them is your true identity."

Can I be your cake?

Cardinal has M3 Titan in it.

Don't get Shaft. You already have a long range turret, and don't have a medium range turret. I'd suggest Smoky but you aren't on the required rank. So go for Thunder if you want to.

Got this for my main:

Smoky rules out every M2. So Smoky obviously.

Fake Forum - Mod much? Anyways, if it's 25%, I'll just buy nothing; if it's 50%, I'll either buy M3 Wasp or Titan.

^ Probs GoldRock :lol:

Not 50, more like 20-30. What game modes do you play? What is your current garage?

Finally back, I see.

Tried finding as much history about me as I could - all I could find. I know it's not much, but it means a lot to me. It makes me remember my humble career, and where I came from.

Intriguing question - I believe in a Black - Hole, there is another universe. But who knows? Those who go in, never make it out.

^ Add a spoiler.

Can't get it out of my head.

Interesting ideas. But there already is a kit with Rail and Hornet M1, it's called the Chuck-Norris kit.

I applied for FB mod, no reply yet.

Hopefully Anvil will be replaced by Siberian.

Slightly_psychotic would say otherwise :P.