5.

9!

You wouldn't catch me in a DeathMatch again... What would you do if you saw a ghost?

Tsetse flies.

12.

Hope to God that today was a holiday. What would you do if you inexplicably went blind?

And then there's canadarules, breaking his own dislike record again :mellow:

Cannibalism.

25.

27.

Narcissist.

Your sentence is confusing. I'm going to assume you said 'ate'. In that case, I'd slowly shy away, trying to come up with some half-baked excuse to leave. What would you do if you found a pot of chicken wings on your front porch?

Upon entry, you ask for a sandwich. I decline, since I ran out of bread. I do, however, offer you some pasta. Many television sets sprout from the ground beneath your house, causing massive integrital atrophy and destroying it around you.

Can't aim properly now due to this camera update.

55.

Thank goodness for magnet shoes. And the fact that the track is ferromagnetic. While y'all are flailing for dear life, trying to avoid the seventy-five foot tall magma-spewing spider I 'accidentally' let loose, I keep pressing forward.

12!

59.

I'm a Reporter, but close 'nuff. I dunno, play and stuff? What would you do if your pillow started talking to you in the middle of the night?

I don't have a car. :mellow: The person below me has to endure several hours of gamma-wave induced migraines.

Map.

61.

I ask him politely to give it back. He complies. Some loyalty clause, eh? The person below me is forced to attempt to buy exactly seventy-five eye patches from a child's lemonade stand every day for the rest of the summer.