It's so annoying. Especially in long ranged maps with little wiggle room, such as Monte Carlo or Madness.

Of course, no problem. *detonates C4 package* I piggyback a fat guy down a hill and find myself in first.

You did, remember? Oh, wait... that's the problem: you didn't remember. I wish for a weather balloon.

41. Geez whitedragon, again?

I'd wonder if that hamburger I ate earlier was fully cooked. What would you do if you were hit by a large plastic cutout of Mr. Krabs?

After a nice, hearty meal of butterscotch lozenges (thanks, by the way!), I climb into a blimp powered by several thousand guinea pigs. I keep floating forward on my journey towards the finish line.

49.

13380. Wow, when I started playing Tanki, this game was in the 2000s. :lol:

I found success! And so did that guy! ...but not that guy, though. :( I wish I didn't have a stuffy nose.

Too bad it didn't have any fuel. Meanwhile, I jog past you while you're still manually pushing the jet up all those hills.

Now that you mention it, I haven't been able to flip plays as frequently as I used to be able to. Hornets used to be easy prey for my Railgun; now, it's a rare moment to even tilt a Wasp...

I'd spread it! What would you do if you were attacked by cannons full of mustard?

I kidnap you, put you in a burlap sack, and throw you in a train car half full of red ants.

I'm doing great! ...well, it worked on me, at least. I wish I understood EVERYTHING about Tanki.

UTI.

I wished for a salad. You destroyed it, but I made another. I wish for frankfurters.

~fuN faCT~You're one of the first people I've heard complain about Hammer being too OP after the update.

Approval.

I steal his fat and use it as a sled.

Players VS Helpers.

Sounds great; I dig the Holhoma paint.

Actually, Tanki made a technical error and put Wasp M2 in there. It was all over the POTD for a bit. No suprise, they once screwed Pixel up, too.

86. Dang it all...

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