My good thing is I finally beat Mike Tyson's Punch-Out.

"Das ist kampfen, kein Tatterkaffe!" ~The-Operator

Said everyone, their once protective paints now nothing more than paint.

Or for defense in CTF, since most of the time Hornets and Wasps will be the ones attacking while you put huge dents in their health.

So I tried it with mouse controls again to make sure I wasn't mistaken, and yes, it's freakin' terrible. Maybe I'm just used to the arrow keys, but I don't like that the turret just kind of goes in whatever direction it wants while I'm moving around. Holding down left click helps, and I like the trick you can use to hide your laser with it, but that doesn't cut it for me. I use sophisticated movements with grace to avoid breakdancing beside cover while trying to duck behind it. Even with the aforementioned left click feature, I move with the grace of a highly intoxicated elephant on a tightrope. Maybe it's just not for me, but I prefer the usual arrow keys over mouse controls.

"I need you guys to be my pants: Cover my arse." ~ The-Operator

Yup.

Perfecting my Titan-Railgun skillz.

I agree entirely. I think it's equally the player's and developer's fault in my opinion: The developers word things wrong intentionally or not, like "New paints..." which means that yes, we have new paints to buy, but they're not ORIGINAL. And the players for being overhyped about something, but creating a version of it that can't even theoretically exist. For example, EVERYONE was excited about the new paints, but in their mind they imagined perfection. What they got was less than perfection, but still what was promised: New paints were available for purchase.

Actually, I'd like to try that. :0

8/10

Space looks alright. All the other ones are passable because of the novelty, I for one liked the look of the Christmas sweater one, it was the earn EXP with it missions that made everyone hate it. But I don't quite understand why they hyped us up with promises of "new" paints. This is the definition of "new", in case it's lost in translation: of recent origin, production, purchase, etc.; having but lately come or been brought into being But anyways, enough said. I already knew not to set my hopes up. Two updates directly after each other? Of course there's a catch. .-.

They wanted "new" paints. Like, entirely original. And besides, all I wanted was a pony, not this stupid "horse"! ;~;

Wait, they have the Christmas paint? The ugly sweater one?

I don't know what kind of money YOU make, but I think that's a bit expensive for anyone else.

So variations of already ugly paints? K w/ever .-.

Not really, I paid like six K for my schmexy Guerilla paint, and I'm happy with it.

Will the paints be available to buy via crystals or just if you have a premium account?

Maybe this guys? A disgrace to Lieutenants everywhere? http://ratings.tankionline.com/en/user/ferf376/

The individual player is funnier, apparently because my nimble Wasp-Railgun was too much for his Dictator, he bought the Harvester kit within the battle. He consistently bragged about his kills and captures during said parkour match, and accused me of hacking for going behind the red spawn.

http://ratings.tankionline.com/en/user/barti140231.Nr2/ Met this guy in a parkour match. Really putting a strain on mom's Visa, huh?

I must update my research at once!

Really? O: I must record this! You say that a human can have but one gender, correct?

Guerilla is schmexy. :3

A grand total of four.