Not like I do either :ph34r:

Thanks lol? Anyway, Upfall coming out. Very soon.

Guilty. PUM is accused of using TO forum.

@Abs Happens at all ranksss

If you want, I'll PM you the contents of 5 minute's spam in my clan. You'll see how unneeded CaPiTaLiZaTiOn Is. BuT wHeN pEoPlE dO eItHeR tHiS oR Something Like This, It Annoys Me. Why Can't They Just Use No Caps, Right?

Nice, the 26th?

Well, your supplies are worth crystals whether you directly bought them or not. Now, I agree, drugging like OUFA helps nobody in a small DM battle where you're winning anyway, but people have called me out for drugging 1 or 2 supplies every 4 or 5 lives. Then they keep calling me "dregar nub" when they drug so much but don't realize it's the equipment they have that wrecks them so much, and I just lay a few mines down and they die. Even when they have double damage - armor - speed and they clearly drugged that. I drug a damage and one shot them with my thunder M3 when they press 1, and if that's not enough I usually flip them, or knock their aim real bad.

The inexperienced drugger drugs health when trying to capture. The experienced one drugs Armour first.

Freeze Viking.

Performing well with drugs doesn't mean you can't perform well without drugs -- factcheck.

No no no twins requires the most skill! Yes, the new rail is better, but hiding, not camping, was always a skill. Dodging, hiding, etc behind walls for you shot to reload is fair ga,me. XP/BP is faster paced but more unfair (3 shots)

You're acting like the kid, stop whining please

Railgun was overpowered? I'm sorry, but I don't see how Railgun, especially M1 at your rank, is overpowered. Run + hide will always work and does. Also, the amount of damage the old rail M2 did couldn't even 3 shot me. It took 4-5 shots depending on luck. Fair point about the whining part.

As long as I can keep my job. Anything to escape the future US presidents.

I can drug for half a year like Oufa with my stash, The astonishing thing? I didn't buy a single drug, not from drug kits or singularly. Oh, and I almost never use them like Oufa unless someone calls me "noob buyer" or "noob drugger".

If you were lucky and had crystals to get an M3 or a combo, good for you buyer "and if you aren't a buyer we'll remove all your crystals and equipment etc etc" I'm no buyer -- I've learned not to invest in this game. "If you weren't lucky enough to get an M3 combo, you can buy one only for 20 dollars in the shop" - Tanki That's Tanki's way of saying that unless you buy, you WILL get shredded by that Colonel or some other rank buyer who has an M4 combo. Tough luck! Oh and yeah, not to mention now the sales where I can only buy exceptionally weak equipment compared to my current gear. Still, not complaining about those -- Looking forwrd to FINALLY GETTING M2 XP

No, anything below m3 was heavily nerfed. If I were you, I'd save for a good M2 kit, and save for M3s. There's still hope on the path to recovery on your acc. (Just saying, people ideally should have 2 or 3 M2s and an M2 combo by then.)

OK, btw you capitalized "Snipe" instead of "Shaft" lol

No, it wasn't. Smoky -- pew pew die railgun aim Thunder -- Same as smoky, on a more extreme scale (the knockback tho) Hammer -- *flips railgun user* Shaft -- *dies* (I have to admit, Rail is better than Shaft) Twins -- wins Firebird -- FEEL THE BURN Just a few wrecktages of Railgun. You only have M1 Rail -- better not invest more in it. Get something strong like Freeze or Thunder, the ones who were the weakest before update and are the strongest now smh

Never said you were, but I'd form out a "rough sketch" of the teams and then perfect it later. But post them first!

Guys, hurry up and REGISTER

10/10, can't type that in But wait how will you get in your own account? Correct

A wall of text won't cost nearly as much money as *cough cough* someone's wall. ____ / \ | / | | |/\ \____/ | \

Are you tired of joining a seemingly intense Polygon CP battle to find out half your team has done NOTHING? Or playing an XP/BP battle with teammates who lack the ability to turn their turret? Well then, THIS guide is for you, and it's the final part of the "Noob" series which I have ran out of ideas for and I hope you enjoy this. So, for organization, I'll be creating a step-by-step guide of things you need to learn to do. If you already know/did one of the steps, you don't need to learn/repeat it again. 1. Identifying Noobs Identifying noobs is one of the key principles to avoiding them. "To avoid you must recognize," said - hold it, who said that again? Let me search that up... - BLASTER872 in 2016. But seriously, to avoid a noob you must know what a noob is. Don't be avoiding Godmode_ON and hanging with that guy with 2 M0s at Warrant Officer 2 and who can't turn his turret. That being said, how do you identify a noob? Well, there is no distinct line, but I'll tell you a few things to watch for. - Experience playing This does not mean rank. This means how well the noob is playing, whether he/she is playing at all, and if he/she is honestly trying to win. As well as some decent knowledge (as you don't want to run in a base with Shaft, you want to run in with Firebird and snipe with Shaft), along with - you guessed it - equipment. - Equipment This doesn't make someone who has M2 equipment at Lieutenant Colonel that doesn't happen to have 50 MUs on them is noob. You're fine with M2s at Lieutenant Colonel. But if you have, let's say, M0s micro-upgraded 30-40 times, that's pretty much a "noob indicator". 2. Play on the same team as friends If you don't want noobs on your team, instead of trusting your luck and joining a random battle (let's face it, your luck isn't good there), you should play with a group or friends on your side, or just a friend or two. Well, if you're like me and have no friends (ouch), then consider joining (or making) a clan called Tanki Masters! I'll be dividing friends into 3 groups and will tell you how to get some. - Tanki Online You can get friends in Tanki Online by playing Tanki Online. It's not that hard. Just socialize and chat a bit, but NOT to the extent where you're a mult *cough cough BLASTER872 cough cough*. You can easily make friends if you talk about something everyone knows, such as "lol hey guys remember when Cedric multed in 2021 and caught that gold box?" Don't intentionally lie though, such as "u suk b872 u only has Thunder M3 i has Thunder M7!1!" That's a one-way ticket to making someone mad. - Tanki Forums While, let's be honest, almost nobody uses the forums, there are still some great people who you can befriend in the Forums. I mean, there's no restriction for you in the Forums since you're reading this article in the forums! Also, this is my article, I'm a user, et cetera, so you can be my friend too because contrary to the facts popular belief, I'm a person too! (Ouch.) Oh, wait, you're supposed to be avoiding noobs, so I guess that kicks poor me out of your options. - Real Life Finally, we have the real world. Yes, everyone, and that shockingly includes you, has a life. Well, you'd better not consult me on how to GET friends, because remember, I have none. However, you might want to hook your irl friends into Tanki Online or meet up irl or Skype call your friends and play Tanki together, while wrecking some people. - Clans "But BLASTER, you said we'd have 3 sections!" No, I said we'd have 3 groups of friends. Anyway, once you've got some friends, wherever they may come from, consider making a clan together or joining a common clan. Preferably Tanki Masters! Clans give you advantages that are exclusive to clans or easier to earn as a clan. After all, don't you think there's a reason that the prominent writers are all in clans? Clans are for awesome people! So join a clan, 2016.* *This may or may not have been sponsored by Tanki Masters Recruiting Department. 3. Go Outside I get you've been staying inside glued to your computer the last two years, but you could also go outside, you know. The benefits are listed below: - Health Improvement Exercise has been shown to improve health. What a breakthrough! - No more noobs There are no "noobs" in the real world. So that means *gasp* you won't encounter another noob! For the duration of your time outside.. Which, we should clear up, is about 3 - 5 seconds. Alright guys, I hope you have enjoyed this article! And this is BLASTER872... logging out.

Thanks! More will be coming out soon.