I don't watch, play, support, nor am interested in football clubs. But then again everyone here in this topic is found guilty of everything for some reason.

Ez pz. The person below me shrieks and explodes into a multicoloured ball of light, splattering themselves all over my nice new shoes.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Stop Stop it Just stop making live action anime movies It never works out, it really never does. Why would people even bother trying to make them?

You didn't even bother to read my post about you, you haven't read the rules, you haven't even found the application form. Out. Didn't know those were alts, thanks for sharing. Grove seems like the advanced attention seeker, retiring just to see peoples' reactions to said retirement. Gonna take a cold shower now, I feel unclean. Sounds tough. Get well soon, we love you dude! all of the homo included

I don't even play TO, what would make me play TX?

MajorAnnouncementXxX. Any time before 15:00 UTC can't do for MOD apparently, so 16:00 will do if you can indeed "swing" it. ;) If anyone else has a problem with this time on Saturday, feel free to tell me I'm a terrible person and why the time is bad. Just remember, the time must be after 15:00 UTC time. We only really need 4 players, so if you're of a relatively high rank, and are able to make it, please do sign up. Thank you!

I poke a hole in myself, blow air into it, and transform into a balloon to float myself gently into the sea, where I am then rescued by the People of the Otters. TPBM has rolled a 4. Oh no, the area you have landed on is holding a gathering of 8,192 orcs!

MOD is interested in holding the war for higher ranks - it makes sense since their clan is mostly composed of said high ranks. I guess if you ranked really really fast between now and Saturday you could join. ;p

MajorAnnouncementXxX. All major wars have been postponed for June/July, when all exams are done. That much is common knowledge. However, we're holding a small training war with MOD this Saturday. The map and exact time are to be determined for now, but I feel Kukii has waited far too long to be ignored at this point. It will only be for an hour, possibly less, so if you are free at any time on Saturday, tell me what time in UTC+0 would be a good time for you. Please at least try to make some room for this.

Putin and his assault bears are meme-tier material now, no law of physics or lack thereof can touch them. I died though. But it's okay, I have a clone of a clone. I declare a war on TPBM for thinking the kokonut is a nut and not a kokofruit. Weapon: The 50,000 Mk. IV assault bears turn around and charge again, this time guided by laser eyesight.

A legend returns. Welcome back Chrysalis!

I support this campaign. The first step we shall take when Yisroel gets into office is to kick that corrupt secretary Bigtimerush_bry into jail. No more shall he rig Tanki with advanced pro-ness, the noobs will rule once more! I repeat what our future commander-in-chief has said: Make Tanki Great Again!

I successfully dodge all 50 atomic bombs, but die due to your American wrath of cheeseburgers and type II diabetes. It's alright though. I have a clone. IDW on TPBM for living in the USA. Weapon: Glorious Leader Vladimir Putin's personal army of 50,000 Mk. IV assault bears.

Your honour, I have a question, before the proceedings can go ahead as normal: What are movies

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Maybe because Cresteds and Talons are, by our clan definition, Elders too? He responds within a day to my PMs, so I honestly don't see any problems. Try Skyping him if that helps, he tends to reply even more quickly to that.

1) I live under a rock, where internet is limited and precious. I never use it when unnecessary. 2) I "accused" others of being guilty in a field where I am, but I've never "acussed" anyone. 3) I don't use supplies, I use drugs. From the above explanations, I am certainly not guilty.

Honestly it's better to PM him. He's actually pretty active, but for whatever reason isn't quite so active when checking our page. But yeah, I agree.

The usual reply wall of stuff.

More Umaru-chan memes are coming, brace yourselves people, it's going to be a big one.

Repost pride.