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I almost feel like creating a new account just to get the Chuck Norris Kit lol

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With Comic Captions returning last issue for a one-off appearance, over 160 entries came in, a figure soaring expectations and leading to some time-consuming efforts looking through all of them! However, after going through them carefully, I can announce that results are officially in! The winners from each of the Picture categories are below. Picture 1: @Stinger911 (11111) Consolation prizes: @Raredust, @zhiliang95, @Konstantinos1405 (1111) Entries in Spoiler Picture 2: @Scarrock, @ALEKSEJ0077 (11111) Scarrock: ALEKSEJ0077: Consolation prizes: @Gangham_Style, , @prajwalkandel (1111) Entries in Spoiler Picture 3: ckim_the_PRO, @Scarrock (11111) ckim_the_PRO: Scarrock: Consolation prize: (1111) Entry in Spoiler Thank you for taking part in Comic Captions again! For all those who didn't win, keep trying. Remember that humorous and catchy is the key, and not long-winded and boring. For the winners, your prizes should arrive within 3 days. We may return in the future... Stay tuned.

I was waiting to see how long it would last before the topic turned into mainstream jokes

Best XP in Red Alert I've played. We once had all 6 of us in the enemy base, it was just a crazy-gameplay game lol. I'm now converted - Red Alert is a fine map for XP. Although I still reckon Standard NS Red Alerts win all day long. EDIT: Second round was pretty decent too. Bit more boring because there were defenders, but oh well. xD

The logic is beautiful

Your face is an anti-joke

The only 9 so far in the series was Railgun-Hornet, so it'd take a seriously good combination to equal that. And, personally, Viking just isn't a good enough hull to reach that level.

Intentional or unintentional, I enjoyed that pun more than I probably should have done.

Then what does "ffffffff" mean? "8 Shots Needed"?

Great interview with a couple of the most famous current players. A must-read for all aspiring smokys.

Definitely the best chapter in this series yet, gripped the reader throughout. Loved it.

We're out! Enjoy, humanoids!

I am in this army.

Top quality idea. Would love to see more of it.

We've got interviews with two top members from top league clans this issue so stay tuned for the release in a couple of days.

Hi Alex. We are having an article this issue of the newspaper regarding Etiquette in XP Battles. Thanks for your post.

Amen. Never forgotten. *stomach rumbles*