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Player @Tanker-Arthur has been banned for a month. Reason: Aurors don't ban, Moderators do. Anyone who didn't understand this has been banned for the time they take to read a Harry Potter book.

I contacted him using telepathy PM and well, he wanted to make final edits. I would have posted this on 10th but Magenta's been inactive all this time and I finally gave up waiting.

Great job by the helpers. Thank you.

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Interview with a Humour King Greetings, interview-hater. The title caught your eye, didn’t it? This article has been posted to torture you. *Space left for writing jk* You might be wondering who will be our guest today. Today I, your worst nightmare, will be interviewing a ‘humour king’, someone who has mastered the art of presenting humour at its best. You might be surprised to find it to be our fellow AWS member. So, without further delay, I present before you… Oops, my bad. Yeah, so our guest for today is… @Magenta! For those people who want to know about him: Welcome, @Magenta. @Magenta: *King sits on the throne* Attendant: "The King will now hear all matters presented to this court." @P.4.R.K.O.U.R: Alright. What does it take to be a humour king? Is it a developed skill or is it a personal characteristic? @Magenta: I don't deem myself to be a 'humour king,' but I can tell you that it takes a @Yisroel.Rabin to make one (yes he's been degenerating lately, but... yeah). I would say that humour is more of an intrinsic skill than a developed one, albeit I would concede that spending time with humorous company does help. @P.4.R.K.O.U.R: Hmm. That means I should get my humerus checked. Let’s have a sneak peak into who this guy @Yisroel.Rabin is. URGENT NOTICE: Winner_Of_Turkey loses his turkey By @Yisroel.Rabin You have been mistaken. I WON THAT TURKEY! Back to the topic. What do you think about the quality of humour in the AWS? @Magenta: The quality of humour - or just quality itself, for that matter - in the AWS is definitely not quite satisfactory. The quality of the Newspaper, along with the AWS, is not particularly high due to the sheer lack of people playing this game. Less people means less reporters, less reporters mean a lesser newspaper and a lesser AWS. Any participant in the newspaper system who is able to take any responsibility is simply crushed by the workload, 'cause there's nobody else to do the job. And obviously that's not going to help produce high quality work. But I do acknowledge that things are getting better. @P.4.R.K.O.U.R: Ok. Do you think that humorous articles pack more of a punch than other ones? @Magenta: Yup definitely. Humour keeps the people on the page. As Twee once said, "They are fickle." @P.4.R.K.O.U.R: Got it. @Magenta keeps people on the page. @hogree sends them running to buy chicken. Anyway, what is your opinion about incorporating humour in informative guides? @Magenta: There's nothing wrong with humour being present in an informative article, as long as the focus doesn't shift from providing information to being humorous. You gotta maintain the right balance, something I myself struggle with in my own interviews. @P.4.R.K.O.U.R: Nice. What about calling helpers mults? I saw one of your humorous articles about preforming magic tricks in tanki. Was it completely based on humour? @Magenta: Yes, the purpose of that article was solely to entertain with humour. @P.4.R.K.O.U.R: And I must admit it was a huge success. Which is your oldest article? @Magenta: The first thing that the AWS saw coming from me was my interview with the Newspaper reporters, Interrogating The Helpers: Reporters, which was published in October last year. It's been almost a year now with me being in the Amateur Writing circles. @P.4.R.K.O.U.R: Your journey began in the AWS with interviewing mults and now you, without having achieved mult status, are being interviewed. How do you feel? @Magenta: I feel you're both simultaneously overestimating and underestimating me. You're overestimating by calling me a "Humour King"; underestimating by thinking I'm not a mult. While the former is forgivable, I'm taking mortal offence from the latter. @P.4.R.K.O.U.R: Mult. @Magenta: ye boi de dun kall me humur king fur nuffink @P.4.R.K.O.U.R: As the end comes near, lemme ask you a very important question. Are you ready for it? @Magenta: Go ahead. @P.4.R.K.O.U.R: IS A POTATO?!! @Magenta: I don't know, I'm no expert on that topic! You'll have to ask it. @P.4.R.K.O.U.R: Mysterious. :ph34r: *Whips out mobile. Calls Sherlock Holmes* Me: Heyya, Sherlock. Whatchya know 'bout Ostrica. Sherlock: Ostrica is... ... ... ... ... ... an Admin, I guess. *Slams the receiver. Realises it was my mobile* Crap. @P.4.R.K.O.U.R: I guess it’s time to wind up. What message would you like to leave for aspiring humorists out there? @Magenta: Try hard, and you will fail. @P.4.R.K.O.U.R: Well, that was really motivating advice, I think we're done multing here. It was a pleasure meeting you. … … @Magenta? @Magenta: *King walks away* Attendant: “It’s time for the king to rest.” @P.4.R.K.O.U.R: Darn it. @P.4.R.K.O.U.R: For people who think they have a good hand in humour, wish you the best of luck. If you fail, though… Shameless Advertising Impersonation: Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three

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Nope

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S.H.4.R.P

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After you wrote one equation, you continued with an equal to sign. This means 4x+2 = x+2 = x = 9a-2I guess you wanted to put an arrow or something signifying the next step. Like: 4x + 2 = 3(3a + x) => 4x + 2 = 9a + 3x (- 3x) => x + 2 = 9a (- 2) => x = 9a - 2

2n isn't odd. :ph34r: Equating equations? :ph34r:

Three Particle Farts Fired. "Exia, located the target. Have Concluded the three Gundam Throne units are guilty of promoting warfare. Commencing armed intervention. " Whips Out GN blade. "Exia will defecate the targets!!" Exia's eyes glow. Swings GN Sword Forward and Back. Dashes Forward.

We see the black hole to have a 'size' because there is something or the other attracting it with their gravity, because its a mutual attraction, you know. So when there's nothing attracting it, it practically won't have a volume. So will it just burst into lots of Hawking radiation? For such a rapid shrink, won't radiating out that much mass take lots of time? I had rather say that mass travels in a 4th dimension: time. H+ ion. I get along very well with others.

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P4RKOURRocks

^Did you notice I changed the content a bit...

Can a physical quantity have indefinite value, like a shrinking black hole having infinite density? If not, will that mass travel in time?

Three Particle Farts Fired. "Exia, located the target. Have Concluded the three Gundam Throne units are guilty of promoting warfare. Commencing armed intervention. " Whips Out GN blade. "Exia will defecate the targets!!" Exia's eyes glow. Swings GN Sword Forward and Back. Dashes Forward.

R.4.M.M.E.R.G.O.D

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This article proves that you are really good at expressing your thoughts. I hope you write more like this. Could have been long and elaborate, though.