And that army will be crushed by an army of Shaft/Hornets.

How is LOL off topic? Okay, maybe that in itself is not exactly on topic, but the appearance of Gauss is very much on topic. It is the appearance of Gauss, and that is on topic. Catch-22 reference.

YAY I REACHED 1000 POSTS WOHOOO PARTY TIME WASSUP

YAY I REACHED 1000 POSTS WOHOOO PARTY TIME WASSUP -711

Nothing amazing, IMO. Go back to some baroque opera, now you're talkin' music.

Not when you're on the receiving end. Imagine what it could do for parkour...

Well thanks for busting my buttons :P Hey, who can do that at First Lieutenant, right?

Magistral is conquered! Massacre is conquered!

I just realized - your Dictator M2.9 is nothing. I can, with my current Shaft, one-shot any Dictator hull below M3 15/20. Ha!

And, seeing your work, it's a lot better than some that have been published, by far.

-712

*In the newspaper, that is.

Who knows? Lost Temple was an accident, but really - who's excited about me conquering Magadan or Madness? There's nothing to conquer :) Send it to me via PM. Then at least someone has read it! :) What position are you in?

Man - we all know you hate Shaft. Your Dictator M2.9 has only 2607 hp, which means that (since the DA and assumed DD cancel out) it only takes Shaft M2.2 to one-shot you. That's why you use Eagle, and that's why we use Hornet. Remember, if we use Hornet, we're susceptible to so many other turrets that can one-shot us. And if we use Hornet, we can't stand a melee range attack. So it's a trade-off. We also don't always have ODs on, because they nerfed Hornet's OD. We, in turn, don't spend our time commenting that we hate Uranium Striker, then taking screenshots of our own comments, and posting it in the LdStriker topic :P

:( ;) I didn't know he started it. -711

Magadan is conquered.

How many has she posted?

Madness is conquered.

We know you can have 150% protection because, if you equip 3 Isida modules, whenever an Isida on your team starts shooting you, you gain health :ph34r:

Lost Temple is conquered.

@emrakul posted -3 up there. Here's to fixing it: -710

Hm, okay. That's odd - it seemed like it lasted so long.

It's meant for making money.

Kunger is conquered!

Yes they do. Ask every single piece of land that has a house on it. They'll tell you that they're islands :) Go for it :)