I like how 2020 was the only year in my life where I didn't get infected with the Flu or the Cold O_O

Apparently Elon Musk revived Nicola Tesla, but he kept it a secret all this time....until now.

I heard him say that. I just refuse to consider it as canon to Tanki. O_O We kinda need a Drone named "Hex" though. Ability: Curses all buyers near you and turns all their equipment into Mk1. A "buyer" counts as a "buyer" if they have spent more than 5 dollars in the game.

If Tesla is indeed an April Fools joke, I quit lol.

Striker. There's a reason why barely anyone even uses it, and so I use it to take advantage of the fact that no one bothers to use Striker Modules :D How would you feel if you got an Ultra Container, opened it, and got an Exotic item.....but it just so happens to be an Exotic Paint, not a Skin, Crisis Drone, Exotic Augment, or Armadillo Module?

Well it looks like @Crisis and @Hyperion kidnapped Marcus and Hex

Wait, wait, wait.... So this year, the April Fools joke is that instead of getting EMP Immunity, we're getting AP Immunity? That's pretty lame to be honest, considering we got better and more elaborate April Fools Jokes in past years.

Yes, but not like the stupid status effect Augments we have now Instead, we'd get more opportunities for more Alteration-Like Augments, similar to the ones from 2016 and 2018 where they change the mechanisms of how the turret works. Rather than just tacking on a lame EMP or AP status effect. And if we do get more lame status effect augments, I'll just pretend they don't exist and start a campaign to delete them.

Welp, my post got duplicated. Darn Internet. A good idea for the developers: Stop making new buyer augments and random status effect augments for turrets that don't even belong with certain status effects. Stop randomly changing up certain mechanics of the game that people had ZERO problems with just to "fix" the aforementioned buyer augments and random status effect augments that nobody but a few random super lucky and super rich souls own in their garages. Instead, give us some new turrets. Fix game balance and make everything as equal in power as closely as possible. And work on HD skins for the M0, M1, M2 versions of the equipment. Or if you want, make a new skin for the Mk1, Mk2, Mk3, Mk4, Mk5, and Mk6 versions. Than release those skins as default skins for the turrets and hulls that change as you upgrade said turrets and hulls. Oh yeah and #BringBackAlterations

A good idea for the developers: Stop making new buyer augments and random status effect augments for turrets that don't even belong with certain status effects. Stop randomly changing up certain mechanics of the game that people had ZERO problems with just to "fix" the aforementioned buyer augments and random status effect augments that nobody but a few random super lucky and super rich souls own in their garages. Instead, give us some new turrets. Fix game balance and make everything as equal in power as closely as possible. And work on HD skins for the M0, M1, M2 versions of the equipment. Or if you want, make a new skin for the Mk1, Mk2, Mk3, Mk4, Mk5, and Mk6 versions. Than release those skins as default skins for the turrets and hulls that change as you upgrade said turrets and hulls. Oh yeah and #BringBackAlterations

Dictator is awesome, I just wished it had a little more health than Viking and Hunter lol. Me and my friend were hating on Dictator in 2017 and 2018 cause it was the slowest medium hull, yet it only had the same health as Viking and Hunter so we came to the conclusion that Viking was the best one to use cause it granted the best speed for it's health.

Men like Hornet, Legends like Wasp :) And kids like Hopper

Yep, which is why I took advantage of Good Tanki and bought Autocannon back when it was only 180,000 crystals and 30% off during the 2018 Halloween Sale :) Still though, I find myself going back to Default Smoky around half the time just because it's high-damaging normal shots are pretty satisfying when they land.

You mean, "Everyone's favorite hull"? XD For real though, I'm probably the only person here who doesn't consider Viking to be their favorite hull.

The best Smoky is Default Smoky O_O

So we're getting EMP Smoky and Cryo Smoky. So Double Smoky. So the devs wanna make players play with Smoky more cause they know the critical damage update they just did made Smoky very bland now.

It's not enough against a Gauss or Magnum using double damage.....or someone using damage buffs like Adrenaline Augment or Booster Drone...... But against enemies with no buffs, than a 20% module should tank at least one extra hit from a Smoky, Thunder, Striker, Gauss (Arcade), Railgun, and a Shaft (Arcade) And I believe with a medium hull, 20% is enough to protect you against a full Shaft sniping shot, provided that the enemy Shaft doesn't have any damage buff to it.

The Brigadier-Legend Ranks lol. The Mk4 Modules give you 20% protection, which should be significant enough to tank one extra hit from most turrets.

The game is playable....... But only if you manage to have the following items, working in tandem with one another: 5000 tankcoins for a Hull Augment (or 500 for the Battle Pass Augments) 245,000 Crystals for an Adrenaline Augment 50,000 Crystals for the Driver Drone This is the cheapest drone you can get that actually makes a difference in today's battles. Stuff like Defender and Booster and Crisis are also strong drones too, but I put Driver because it's the cheapest. If you want better drones than Driver, expect to pay more Crystals and/or Money. 1,000,000 for a Maxed Drone Three Mk4 Protection Modules, or higher

I liked it when only Hunter could drop flags/balls. Smoky and Hopper shouldn't be able to do that, since Smoky's stun is not a powerful overdrive, and Hopper's main feature for it's overdrive is hopping, not stunning.

Yes, two+ years for Gauss to get a nerf...... And even with the nerf, Gauss is still OP.

It's really broken when healing Juggernauts lol. Instant 4000 hitpoints or something with double damage activated.

Well....sometimes. Things we liked/loved (or at least, I liked/loved) from 2020-2021: 2020 Buff to Vulcan (Vulcan was trash towards the end of 2019) Daily Missions rewarding stars for the Challenge Shards Freeze Toxic Mix Alteration Striker AP Missiles Alteration Vulcan Rubberized Rounds Alteration New Smoky Alterations (AP Rounds, EMP Rounds, Explosive Rounds, Paralyzing Rounds, Sorted Ammunition, Rubberized Rounds) HD Skins Easier Special Missions Secret Gauss nerf Things we hated/didn't want or need (my opinion at least) from 2020-2021: Hull Augments/Heat Immunity Conversion of Turret Alterations into Turret Augments Making Alterations crazy expensive, just so we can earn them for "free" from containers The EMP status effect AP Augments for several of the turrets (Ricochet, Hammer, Magnum, Shaft, Gauss) Magnum turned into a normal, horizontal spinning turret Adrenaline Augment Crisis Drone "Early Access" Period for new equipment Hopper Crusader Isida damage buff Railgun Status Effect Alterations Universal Critical Damage Legendary and Exotic rarities for Alterations and Augments Armadillo Protection Module Animated Paints in the Exotic Rarity (what a waste of a container. I'm already happy with my Electra Paint, I don't need my chances of a cool turret/hull skin to be lowered for a Paint that looks like 2 or 3 other paints)

Lol, I know. The "expensive, powerful stuff" that Veterans can get are the Drones, cause they can technically max the drones pretty quickly due to them (probably) stockpiling crystals for a large period of time after maxing their turrets, hulls, and modules. And the Buyers get the OP Augments.