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  1. An actual good comment by Maf? In 2026? Crazy...
  2. dont worry gang i told Hazel that he is allowed to put Cryo in any event of his choosing.
  3. i mean they had to add this to lower the premium level of the fund. GT striker and vulcan as the only skins in tanki fund? lets CALLMMM DOWNNNNNNN im breathing heavy just by thinking about it
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    Armor Blocks 2026

    lmaoooo so im not the only one its been years since i actually consumed tanki youtube content besides a random video about random topic like actually once a year or two and i keep getting recommended the most random tanki 'youtubers' with like 5 views. i swear this is the first online game that has more 'youtubers' than players atp
  5. im betting my last 3 rubies that they unironically forgot they were even making tanki classic lol
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    Tanki Online turns 17!

    said to that one person that first comments will be negative and that the announcement will be basically a copy-paste from last year. Was Right Again Award. gang.
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    Ideas for Maps!

    We should create Tanki Online's Hall of Fame and induct the GOAT Riddler_8 as the first inductee.
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    Tanki Birthday Predictions

    This anniv. will suck, its over for this game. The announcement will MOST LIKELY be like 80-90% copy-paste from 2025, if we are lucky we might get some long awaited nerfs in the patch notes, as for skins they'll def have filler like 'new' DK skin, hopefully they didn't forget to model new HD XT. Like 50% chance of new HD XT happening. Tsunami content will def be used to artificially inflate the 'celebration'. I mean can we call new augments content? Technically... Im betting my last 26 euros that one of the first 5 comments under tanki b-day topic will be a negative one saying how the announcement is just word landfill with nothing actually interesting and it'll have like 5+ reacts. Your expectations should be at 0 at most, until they finally lock in and at least put enough effort to not copy paste celebration info from previous year.
  9. Patch Update #830: ... Tekken: __𖡎__ krokorok: what if patch update was an update The Humble Mortar Magnum trying to kill me for 3 minutes straight: truly a patch update of all time #Cпасибо #Hazel
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    Environmental Hazards for Tanki Online Maps

    a flying hull is already good enough environmental and mental hazard especially your average ares user finding a way to bump into you while there is no obstacles in 1 light year radius
  11. Hypersomnia

    Authorial PRO Battles

    would rather waitmaxx than play respawn simulator unless im sweating my behind (ASS) off because timmy and bing xilling does not know anything outside of excelsior crusader with meta slop turret augment.
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    Invite a friend #6

    i see you're legend 800 with 100k in game hours... please use this code that only works on fresh accounts or ones that didn't log in for a long time. otherwise i'll just spam the code in chat like a madman even if half of it gets censored. please use this code man please please please its so goddamn annoying
  13. Hypersomnia

    6-digit code??

    You got hacked, contact official tanki support. though expect no answer... if you dont receive one in a couple of days then resend the form. you'll need basic info about your account and some screenshots if possible will be great. https://pages.tankionline.com/forms/retrieve/?lang=en
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    «Tsunami» turret Early Access!

    the thing is that the turret itself just sucks. best case, it will be carried by OP augments like twins turret for example. or obviously they will 'discover a never seen before solution' that will result in the base turret becoming OP. the opposite happened with scorpion's rockets if i remember correctly where they changed the way the rockets follow a tank and treated it like earth shattering discovery in the patch notes. it's big 2026 gang... still trying to imply that them nerfing, early accessing, exotic augmenting is some secret nowhere seen before scam tactic that only F2P players can see but any P2P player just cannot comprehend is absurd. anyone who's brain is functioning enough for them to have a job with enough income to spend on games is fully aware of their so called scams. both old and completely fresh players. tanki does what 99,9% of modern FREE to PLAY games do when it comes to these 'scams'.
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    Fool Days 2026

    i maxed everything years ago and currently sitting on 15 million unused crystals. i take golds for EXP and the 1000 'free' crystals. yes i am as greedy as Mr. Carbs but that greed pays off when i save thousands of rubies in some p2p event.
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