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i am one of those players and this event sucks. Even though i have ~20 million crystals its still feels like a waste to spend that much for a single augment. It should be way cheaper genuinely what in the hell is this word slop, what did i miss by taking a month long break from the game

never going to happen. people hate it but *taps the sign* games are made to make maximum amount of money them 'leaking' their even something as seemingly cheap as lets say the next 2 battle pass skins is maybe going to cut off a couple hungered dollars a year for what benefit exactly..? As a business owner would you like to lose money for absolutely no benefit? No.

power creep 'control' was the excuse used for nerfs. that that they're too lazy to even come up with nerfs for broken augments they just decide to embrace true power creep. Oh I cant wait for the day when tanki online gets it's first power spike instead of usual power creep. I'm sure this non gacha slop community will be so excited.

is Mister Marcus and Mister Opex-Rah going to look me straight in the eye and say they removed Stadium but not Berlin from MM? I guess cool.... the funny thing is is that its exactly the case. instead of 3 its like 7 tho. Their official excuse back in the day for not adding new maps to MM pool was that they want all MM maps to be remastered and starting with only a couple of maps was the solution they came up so they can do it 'faster' or whatever. But at current speeds i think this excuse it pointless and all maps in the game should just be added to MM. nobody cares about HD maps anyways

so why ability to choose a single mode exists? yea i think everyone is smart enough to figure out if you filter out certain modes the waiting time will increase..

even augmented version of isidas suck besides vampire (which removes the whole gimmick of the turret) and sustainable nanobots (which is a 5/10 augment) the 'isida rework' was a bad decision, energy should not be consumed when youre HEALING not ATTACKING. also healing rate was comedically slow before even introducing HP buffing augments for hulls.

An actual good comment by Maf? In 2026? Crazy...

dont worry gang i told Hazel that he is allowed to put Cryo in any event of his choosing.

i mean they had to add this to lower the premium level of the fund. GT striker and vulcan as the only skins in tanki fund? lets CALLMMM DOWNNNNNNN im breathing heavy just by thinking about it

lmaoooo so im not the only one its been years since i actually consumed tanki youtube content besides a random video about random topic like actually once a year or two and i keep getting recommended the most random tanki 'youtubers' with like 5 views. i swear this is the first online game that has more 'youtubers' than players atp

im betting my last 3 rubies that they unironically forgot they were even making tanki classic lol

said to that one person that first comments will be negative and that the announcement will be basically a copy-paste from last year. Was Right Again Award. gang.

We should create Tanki Online's Hall of Fame and induct the GOAT Riddler_8 as the first inductee.

This anniv. will suck, its over for this game. The announcement will MOST LIKELY be like 80-90% copy-paste from 2025, if we are lucky we might get some long awaited nerfs in the patch notes, as for skins they'll def have filler like 'new' DK skin, hopefully they didn't forget to model new HD XT. Like 50% chance of new HD XT happening. Tsunami content will def be used to artificially inflate the 'celebration'. I mean can we call new augments content? Technically... Im betting my last 26 euros that one of the first 5 comments under tanki b-day topic will be a negative one saying how the announcement is just word landfill with nothing actually interesting and it'll have like 5+ reacts. Your expectations should be at 0 at most, until they finally lock in and at least put enough effort to not copy paste celebration info from previous year.

Patch Update #830: ... Tekken: __𖡎__ krokorok: what if patch update was an update The Humble Mortar Magnum trying to kill me for 3 minutes straight: truly a patch update of all time #Cпасибо #Hazel

a flying hull is already good enough environmental and mental hazard especially your average ares user finding a way to bump into you while there is no obstacles in 1 light year radius

would rather waitmaxx than play respawn simulator unless im sweating my behind (ASS) off because timmy and bing xilling does not know anything outside of excelsior crusader with meta slop turret augment.

i see you're legend 800 with 100k in game hours... please use this code that only works on fresh accounts or ones that didn't log in for a long time. otherwise i'll just spam the code in chat like a madman even if half of it gets censored. please use this code man please please please its so goddamn annoying

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the thing is that the turret itself just sucks. best case, it will be carried by OP augments like twins turret for example. or obviously they will 'discover a never seen before solution' that will result in the base turret becoming OP. the opposite happened with scorpion's rockets if i remember correctly where they changed the way the rockets follow a tank and treated it like earth shattering discovery in the patch notes. it's big 2026 gang... still trying to imply that them nerfing, early accessing, exotic augmenting is some secret nowhere seen before scam tactic that only F2P players can see but any P2P player just cannot comprehend is absurd. anyone who's brain is functioning enough for them to have a job with enough income to spend on games is fully aware of their so called scams. both old and completely fresh players. tanki does what 99,9% of modern FREE to PLAY games do when it comes to these 'scams'.

i maxed everything years ago and currently sitting on 15 million unused crystals. i take golds for EXP and the 1000 'free' crystals. yes i am as greedy as Mr. Carbs but that greed pays off when i save thousands of rubies in some p2p event.

1. it looks like a goddamn mine with 2 tenticles. 2. its just worse duplet hammer 3. you need double damage box in arms race to even do respectable damage to the enemy 4. its just a worse smoky.

it will not. for some reason they just try to get out of their way to screw you out of phoenix score (as if it means something in the first place and is not just a fancy way to look at your stats). thats why they give you 'unique' turrets in non arms race modes. just to scam you out of your 100 phoenix score lol and thats why skins are suddenly not allowed in non arms race modes where youre forced equipped a combo.

this is just matchmaking in a nutshell not just deathmatch mode