Ideas that will never happen in Tanki

[oOo.Aryan.oOo 968]

Ability to twerk the Tank

[PirateSpider 1,489]

On 12/14/2022 at 9:03 AM, NikmanGT said:

Also, can't confirm you're joking or not.

I was joking.

[NikmanGT 4,371]

On 12/15/2022 at 8:12 AM, PirateSpider said:

I was joking.

The I&S topic is not for humor purposes... kindly post genuine ideas only.

[PirateSpider 1,489]

On 12/14/2022 at 9:39 PM, NikmanGT said:

The I&S topic is not for humor purposes... kindly post genuine ideas only.

Aw @Maf, you lied to me all those years ago.

[oOo.Aryan.oOo 968]

On 12/15/2022 at 1:23 PM, At_Shin said:

Could be certain idea if tanki ever decides to add an amongus mode.

I don't think that they will copy and paste it here, but they can take some inspiration from that.

[ekf 88]

The ammunition reload intake (aka tank vacuum sucker) sucks in any teammate within a 10 m radius, and after charging itself in preparation for 3 seconds, shoots them through the air at a wonderful speed similar to Scorpion's bullet. The heavier the hull is, the more damage it does to the enemy that's hit. Therefore Mammoths, Titans and Ares will be especially attractive and sought after ammunitions for users of this turret. Teammates that survive the crash (don't fall upside down) can fight on after being shot through the air, now from a fantasticly tactically useful position surrounded by juicy targets selected by their teammate, so there wouldn't be any reason to complain. A wonderful augment increases the radius where teammates are sucked in to 30 m while also making it possible to pack up to 4 teammates in an ammo-belt feeding mechanism, at the expense that they will explode and die like miniature Wasp-bombs when crashing into the ground, is in the very rare category of augments. This turret is especially good at leading attacks, since it will just suck in every teammate behind it and throw them at the enemy, avoiding making itself be targeted.

Opinions? 

[Maf 32,302]

On 3/13/2023 at 11:10 PM, ekf said:

 

Topic merged 

[Inkling_Boy 124]

Ideas that will never happen: Balancing the matchmaking system, enforcing the rules fairly (specifically the chat moderation team), designing an anticheat that actually works, and making container drop rates fair regardless of how much money is spent

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

I think that we should:

• Multiply Gold Boxes' values and drop rates by tenfold.
• Decrease all prices by 50% in the garage and in the shop.
• Triple battle funds.
• Allow the refunding and/or selling of items that we bought but ended up not liking from the garage.
• Revert TO back to its 2013 form, and the ability to nullify any new updates afterwards as a personalized choice for each player.
• Having more 70% discounts and increase the number of bundles.
• Rename Tanki Online to Tanki X.

[Maf 32,302]

On 3/24/2023 at 7:37 AM, sensei_tanker said:

I think that we should:

• Multiply Gold Boxes' values and drop rates by tenfold.
• Decrease all prices by 50% in the garage and in the shop.
• Triple battle funds.
• Allow the refunding and/or selling of items that we bought but ended up not liking from the garage.
• Revert TO back to its 2013 form, and the ability to nullify any new updates afterwards as a personalized choice for each player.
• Having more 70% discounts and increase the number of bundles.
• Rename Tanki Online to Tanki X.

Topic merged

[Cleric 1,385]

Rename Tanki Online to Camping Online

[cybernite 93]

Or just make it simple "TANKI" thats it.

Note of interest:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tankie#:~:text=More generally%2C a tankie is,rhetoric is largely performative.'"

Tankie means in favor of militant opposition to capitalism, heh...wierd..

 

[Gabe2607 215]

On 3/24/2023 at 7:07 AM, Warpriest said:

Rename Tanki Online to Camping Online

Isn't it fantastic when the last flag left, they are still camping? One wonders if somebody can be so dumb and still the vast majority... Dumbing Online

[TheCongoSpider 8,952]

On 6/2/2015 at 11:17 PM, Fatal-Attraction said:

I thought it might be fun to suggest ideas for updates that wouldn't have any chance to be implemented. No idea is over the top here.

[Deceptive-Hope_EN.PL 162]

What will never in tanki? Of course:

1. Removing MM from the game.

2. Renaming it from Tanki Online to Tanki Offline, like somebody else said that lol

3. Bringing back things that have been deleted.

On 12/14/2022 at 7:17 PM, oOo.Aryan.oOo said:

Ability to twerk the Tank

 XDDD lol

[PirateSpider 1,489]

This idea:

 

[Deceptive-Hope_EN.PL 162]

On 7/20/2023 at 5:10 PM, PirateSpider said:

This idea:

 

True!

[Gabe2607 215]

I wish:

- players at 0 points after 3 minutes to be kicked out and penalized of 500 crystals

- points should increase exponentially for players capping flags, for players touching enemy flag, for players returning flags. Decrease points distribution with high K/D rate. This to fight campers attitude.

- 500 crystals penalization for players leaving the battle earlier.

[SaulTigh 41]

On 8/8/2023 at 1:42 AM, Gabe2607 said:

I wish:

- players at 0 points after 3 minutes to be kicked out and penalized of 500 crystals

- points should increase exponentially for players capping flags, for players touching enemy flag, for players returning flags. Decrease points distribution with high K/D rate. This to fight campers attitude.

- 500 crystals penalization for players leaving the battle earlier.

If there were an in-game system that would reward active and constructive gameplay, that would be great, too.

[PirateSpider 1,489]

New hull idea: the juggernaut wannabe.

Has 3000hp at mk1 and 6000k HP at mk8.

Speed of 0.5 at mk1 and 1.0 at mk8.

 

Overdrive:

You will be 50% more vulnerable against enemies and deal 50% less damage against them for 5 minutes. Has the same recharge rate as the juggernaut tank.

 

 

Please note that if you get destroyed, you will get banned for a month with a message saying:

"You have been banned for a month; Reason: you have been destroyed, better luck next time."

[NikmanGT 4,371]

On 1/23/2024 at 12:26 PM, PirateSpider said:

Please note that if you get destroyed, you will get banned for a month with a message saying:

Really ?

[Hypersomnia 1,703]

On 1/23/2024 at 8:56 AM, PirateSpider said:

Please note that if you get destroyed, you will get banned for a month with a message saying:

"You have been banned for a month; Reason: you have been destroyed, better luck next time."

I'm surprised it's not "Insults/Profanity" or Provocation. I heard many players using some mystery hull and getting these ban messages. Must've been the glitch in the system.

[Dopamine 2,161]

On 1/23/2024 at 7:56 AM, PirateSpider said:

New hull idea: the juggernaut wannabe.

This topic will serve it well.
merged

[PirateSpider 1,489]

On 1/23/2024 at 3:02 AM, NikmanGT said:

Really ?

Yes.

On 1/23/2024 at 3:42 AM, Kimura said:

I'm surprised it's not "Insults/Profanity" or Provocation. I heard many players using some mystery hull and getting these ban messages. Must've been the glitch in the system.

Well, now you'll get to have an official way to get banned just for using a hull.

On 1/23/2024 at 4:39 AM, Dopamine said:

This topic will serve it well.
merged

Welp, this just means I gotta make more. One of them is bound to be given its own topic.

[Atomic_Tanker 249]

On 6/19/2015 at 11:20 PM, Pallidium said:

Making Isida heal twice as fast but kill twice as slow. NOW its a Medic gun

 

On 6/23/2015 at 2:47 PM, r_excalibar0 said:

make shaft heal allies. :blink:

Pretty sure the devs do take ideas from here...