patch notes Patch Update #796 - Released 17th April 2025

[Venerable 2,967]

On 4/21/2025 at 5:20 PM, mountaineer said:

most tanki players are boomers and don't know how to use light hulls besides hopper

you got the generation wrong buddy, it's zoomers, not boomers.

actually maybe it's gen alpha now, altho they don't have a fancy term yet.

Edited April 22 by Venerable
broski->buddy, very important

[krokorok 837]

You hotfix two augments for Hammer and let rest to be the same uncounterable trash that prevents both movement and aiming, lol ... well done!!!! Go play against revolvers, dear devs .

[Masterpro08 8]

On 4/17/2025 at 3:55 PM, Hypersomnia said:

i think someone forgot to nerf something. no idea what it could be

I think I know exactly what you mean;

The new augment of the Tesla is the most overpowered thing I've ever seen in any game; It is just a overdrive of the Viking hull the whole game; Just a match with two of these in team juggernaut and you couldn't do anything against it; Normally you would think that Juggernaut is the strongest tank in that game, but the health of the Juggernaut dropped in 2 seconds from full health to death; I think that is not what the developers had in mind and it's definitely totally unbalanced

[Jeers4U 665]

On 4/23/2025 at 5:22 PM, Masterpro08 said:

I think that is not what the developers had in mind and it's definitely totally unbalanced

I think it's totally what they had in mind and are of the opinion that everyone will spend more money (whether to purchase that turret or in defence of that turret).

No one at tanki takes a dump without thinking about how it will increase profits in some manner.

[Hypersomnia 1,695]

On 4/24/2025 at 12:22 AM, Masterpro08 said:

I think I know exactly what you mean;

The new augment of the Tesla is the most overpowered thing I've ever seen in any game; It is just a overdrive of the Viking hull the whole game; Just a match with two of these in team juggernaut and you couldn't do anything against it; Normally you would think that Juggernaut is the strongest tank in that game, but the health of the Juggernaut dropped in 2 seconds from full health to death; I think that is not what the developers had in mind and it's definitely totally unbalanced

most overpowered thing? 

bUt yOU cAn jUSt ruN AwaY fROM tHem!! 

like i did in solo JGR. JGR is the fastest tank in the game so its easy. i tried running away yet  still got killed in like 1 second having full HP. must've been the wind that messed up my aerodynamics and slowed me down enough to be unable to escape

EDIT:
flying monkey tesla killed 10 JGR and ended the match before my hunter OD could reach 90%.

my team was half 9999gs with good augs btw.

joke

Edited April 24 by Hypersomnia

[Devastate 108]

On 4/23/2025 at 5:38 PM, Jeers4U said:

I think it's totally what they had in mind and are of the opinion that everyone will spend more money (whether to purchase that turret or in defence of that turret).

No one at tanki takes a dump without thinking about how it will increase profits in some manner.

its certainly more the former than the latter. 50% tesla does the square root of jack to help you  protect agaisnt attack

[NikmanGT 4,362]

Man I want Shock Therapy nerfed