They have moved all the old topics into "Newspaper Archive" and will publish a new issue soon.

Allow that, fam. Innit. You aint hard bruv you got nothin. COME AT ME BRO.

Can this topic be only for humour now?

^Yes. Awesome, isn't it?

^Pretty much everyone there falls under those last three categories anyway? For me... People whom I want to stalk. :ph34r:

Because the rebalance was a positive update to make the game more exciting and more enjoyable?

I think you should create a separate category for each person's address. That way us who want to stalk other people and sabotage the homes of people we don't like will have it easier.

Okay, having had an answer to my questions, I say: A bit pointless for players and not too great, but acceptable. Tanki will do it to get money, and I'm not against that. Not great, but not bad either. Somewhat annoying for me, but is not a serious dampener to the game. The concept, that is. However, despite the overall meh-ness of the idea, I DESPISE the "possibility that a micro-upgrade will not work"!!! It's disgraceful, if we pay our crystals to get a micro-upgrade, it should be upgraded and instantly added to the weapon/hull. No doubt about it. A time gap in the activation of the upgrade is fine, but an "uncertainty quotient" is ridiculous. :| Why on earth does that possibility exist? It's appalling.

Everything's Biscuits here. No such thing as cookies, except as spoken by american wannabes.

No Hamper van yet? Come on. This is Racist. Sexist. Discrimination. Cruelty to Animals. Cruelty to Children. Illegal. Immature. Politically incorrect enough yet?

1. If I buy micro-upgrades, on say my m2 ricochet, does that mean that when I eventually buy m3 ricochet I will pay a reduced price, i.e. the base price minus 100/75/50% of what I spent on micro-upgrades or will I have to buy m3 ricochet at it's base price no matter how many micro-upgrades I put on my m2? 2. Are micro-upgrades transferable from m0, m1, m2, and m3? For instance, if I buy, say, +1 second consumption on my firebird m0, will that then mean that when I upgrade my firebird along the way, the +1 second consumption will remain or will I have to buy that +1 second all over again at the next m levels? 3. What is the likely price of these upgrades? What things (speed + health on hulls; what things on guns - range, consumption, damage, turn speed, speed of shot, splash, etc?) are confirmed to be upgradable? I am aware that information may not be around right now, but would like such information asap.

Magistral

Jok, stop editing your posts. It's dumb. Hunter, I don't think you get this game.... you're meant to be a hypocrite...?

Since your idea of insults is using the word "suck", you suck.

Dude, you're in a useless team. LOK suck.

Add "A Hamper van". Come on.

Everyone has an accent... just pointing that out to y'all who are living in denial. Brits tend to spell things correctly, Yanks generally are more brash about their speech and also tend to have an inferior vocabulary to us across the pond. T_O_M, IDK much about Bahasa, but I would say that it's like the difference between Indonesian and the proper stuff.

@hog: That's disgusting, you living in the house which you live in. It stinks and you're a fail because of it.

Me. I live in a Hamper van in my parents' back yard.

When you think diamonds are worthless - after all, you can buy 30,000 of them for £10.

Because nobody lives there. Duh.

Cooltext only has a few hours at the direct link, then it's deleted... best way, download the file then upload to imgur/imageshack/tinypic

^_^ Epic picture, made by cheese. :3