Either that, or someone's computer is noob.

I voted I was noob :ph34r: :P :o

Army Rangers for the win :)

Hahah, I know right?

It's lag. Btw, this might help: http://www.85qm.de/up/BigRedButton

Woa awesome!

YES! Epic job Kasim! Kasim powa!

The Beginning of the Newspaper Most of you reading this enjoy the newspaper every month. But I expect that few of you know how it began. This story will be only one of the many stories surrounding the beginning of the newspaper: ~Please note that the correctness of most of this cannot be... verified~ Les Alterman sat down on a sofa. He had just been yelled at by 50 English Community members (or at least it sounded like that on skype) and he was tired. Many users, it seemed, wanted a paper to be issued out to the English community. Les decided that it would probably be best if he started to work on a crew to man the initial issue. He knew they had to be a crack team, and was certain where to start… Tommy lounged about in his computer chair. After staring at kool's picture, complete with autograph and afro, he was excited. This was certainly a valuable piece of memorabilia. Of course, he thought, a picture with Bruce on it with his signature… the price could not be comprehended! Suddenly something caught his attention! Some person who had no idea on how to spell phosphorous wrote “hoshorus.” Tommy’s hands went to a blur and speedily typed out a message correcting the miscreant’s bad spelling. Les was checking the list of new posts, and noticed that a new one had been posted. It was by the user “Tommy60.” Briefly checking the message, he found that the user’s grammar was perfect. He had also noticed that this was one of the users who suggested a English newspaper, and this particular user happened to be one of the first to do so. Les decided that Tommy would have to undergo a test before he could be accepted into the newly forming “Reporter Crew.” There were many possible tests that could be used for this job, such as grammatical tricks, or even a spelling-bee for him, but Les decided that Tommy would easily beat any of the hardest spelling-bee’s that he could put to him so it would have to be something different. Suddenly, he had it! He would have one of the hardest challenges of all, he would have to out-spam the all-time spamming champ, Contaminated! Tommy, to say the least was very surprised when he was invited to a battle by Les. Contaminated instantly started doing what he did best… Spamming! Instantly, Tommy knew what he had to do. His fingers started working in a blur of motion, and started spewing out random words, with perfect spelling, of course! Dingus, who had been ordered by the Tanki High Command to shadow Contaminated, was watching! He decided that it was enough, and was about ready to ban both of them when suddenly, Tommy, who had been typing and hitting the enter button numerous times, was banned for five minutes! Of course, that decided the winner of “The epic spam battle.” Contaminated, to say the least, was disappointed. But then he got banned as well, but for a hour! And still to this day, if you ask Contaminated about this battle, he will still claim victory. Les Alterman was working franticly with his afro. He knew that somehow kool pictures had leaked out, complete with afro! He needed something to show kool that his afro would be much larger than his! But meanwhile, his reporter crew had to have another member. He had to have large, boring posts, and a total of five degrees on pointless topics, of course! Skitee was working on one of his longer posts that he hoped would bore half the English community, or so he hoped. But of course, it probably wouldn’t bore that many people. And then either Contaminated or FederalBreauFBI would post some silly face palm, what an insult to a good writer! This topic, he decided, would be on his ultimate knowledge. And he decided he would use his five degrees: His Clan Degree, Knowledgeable speller degree, which took him 20 years to get, his only problem with this claim was his age, 15 years… His other degrees, the Most Facepalm images, his Longest Writer award, Honorary Spammer degree, and of course, a degree on the craziest hairstyle. Conan the destroyer swiftly destroyed another tank. Suddenly, he realized it might have been the wrong one. Someone started yelling at him angrily from the next room. Uh oh, it was the wrong one! Skitee was infuriated at Conan, and kept up yelling. Then Tommy asked Conan and Skitee to join a new Reporter group. Tommy knew that Conan would destroy any reporter who refused to obey Tommy’s rule, and so this is how Tommy took over the Newspaper. Les Aterman suspected nothing when he accepted Conan, and also added skitee. Les knew this was enough members to make the English community see huge posts and few images. And so, the English Newspaper… began.

A salute to all the US Rescue and Police who helped save the lives of those not dead, and let us remember those that died that day. God Bless America.

The tanks look great. I love the blue lights on M3 Viking... the grey is a little... extensive... but I still like it. It would be cool if there was a choice between old and new graphics, to satisfy both sides

I love it! :D

Thanks :D

I'd disagree with that, the 2k paints have lost their superiority. Well unfortunately I did not get a chance to try those out, I couldn't seem to rank up to the two k paints :-/ so idk about the two k ones

Okay, I looked at the garage, the loading screens are awesome. 10/10 for that ;) New garage: 10/10 Guns: 10/10 Tanks: 10/10 I love the new Viking, its great Paints: 10/10 (The new paints look awesome) I have noticed several people mentioning how the grey part of tanks takes alot of the area where the paints are supposed to be, but if you zoom in it looks a whole lot better trust me. Overall, I like the new colors much better than the old ones. The maps look epic, but I haven't had a chance to try them ;)

Freeze hornet is a good combo for attacking, but when playing clans in wars ect, there is usually a established defence... Basically, Freeze hornet is a good combo, but it isn't as good as a rico or Thunder with Viking ;)

Good general plot, excellent action, good format... gj Chris :wink: :mrgreen:

I thought it sounded funny ;) Well... You cant really go wrong by having a good teir two team ;) But thanks guys! :)

Its comming ;)

=P Btw, been meaning to say this... gj on your story so far :wink: I loved it :D

:mrgreen: I agree

Overall, thats a pretty good garage for your rank :wink: