Please don't hate me. I just want to make friends.

*** I want all of the new users to see how badly I was treated when I first came to Tanki. I don't hold any grudges. Peace. Please stop bullying and tormenting me by posting these kind of rude and nasty pictures. We need to have a way to make OLD TOPICS go INACTIVE. Things like this should have gone INACTIVE months ago.

Yes I am a TROLL and PROUD of it !! Long live the Troll Clan !!! Troll till you puke !!!

I have finally caught a couple of Supply Hackers looting my garage. I knew I was missing supplies everyday. I turned on the light in my garage and caught the thieves in the act !! They even busted a steam line when they cut their way through the roof. The duck got away, but I ate the chicken. Attention Tanki Staff. Something has to be done. I will not pay for anymore supplies. I demand compensation in the form of 50,000 crystals. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0SHW_F_6nQ&feature=youtu.be HD video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0SHW_F_6nQ&feature=youtu.be

Outstanding work SmokyBomber !! I almost believed it myself. Soon we will have our CLAN.

Excellent work Steven. I give it 4 out of 5 Stars. TROLLING is a hard skill to master. You are well on your way to greatness.

Magnified: USA still wins though. That would really be nice, Silent. Unfortunatley, the Russians are just too experienced and well organized. We all play against the Russians; but when they come together as a group they are AWESOME.

This is a video of the tank I will be using in the upcoming World Cup. It is in the early design stages, but it will be completed by game day. The new tank will require a crew of ten. I will be the leader and Gary the Stormtrooper and eight of his clones will be my crew. This will eliminate the need for the remaining nine tanks. This will keep the battleground clear of unneccesary clutter so this MONSTER can go to work. You will note in the video that it will be a SELF HEALING THUNDER/RAIL COMBO mounted on a Wasp hull. The best equipment that money can buy. Myself and my crew will be representing the country of TROLLsylvania. Stay at home people !! Please have the crystals deposited directly to my account. Be afraid !!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn7PRA1saPs HD video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn7PRA1saPs

I took the liberty of clicking on your PROFILE, Klas. Hmmmm. Interesting reading. To be called a TROLLER by someone that has obviously mastered the craft is truly a compliment. Thank you so much !! "How old are you ?" "He is the oldest English speaker in the forums." "He beez verry olde." The aforementioned seemed to be a theme running throughtout your contributions to the forums. I am not concerned with your age, but I would like to ask you two questions. 1. Did you escape from the REST HOME your children had you committed too ? 2. Did the members of the German Forum actually ask you to "Bitte lassen Sie uns eine allein Herr Klas." ? THANKS KLAS

That is from a MacDonald's advert by the way. "It ain't what you think it is ...."

I designed this hull myself. It is mounting an M3 Shaft, but it is designed to mount ANY current turrets in the Tanki arsenal. The hull uses the new gyro stabilization sytem which allows the turret to maintain a constant level even though the hull is moving over rough terrain Pros: 1. No more treads. It uses the new Webfoot Technology. Effective in all terrains. 2. It is effective in both land and aquatic environments. 3. HP and Damage are no longer important. It uses the new Toad Skin paint. 0% Damage. 4. It is not the fastest hull in Tanki, but it's a real HOPPER. Cons: 1. It is usually full of BUGS. 2. It has a very long RESPAWN rate. 3. Not effective against any paints that resemble snake skin. Expect to see it in your garage soon !! HD VIDEO HERE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpHY1Tudgx8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpHY1Tudgx8

The only way they would ever get any positive input out of you Contaminated is to pull it out of your ass with a bulldozer. I think you may have some LOW SELF ESTEEM issues. Seek professional help. Please !! There are still LEPER COLONIES. Google it. Maybe you can find a home.

Well !! It looks like someone decided to use some NO NO WORDS. You'll never make friends using language of that type.

It wasn't really a Parkour. It is however a very special spot in the Silence map. I realize that most of you are using equipment that you purchased at a flea market. Everyone can't be a big, fat American with lots of money. Because of this I have captured and enhanced several frames to show you what happens at this location on the map. There may be other such "spots" on the Silence map; but I have been unable to locate them. Position 1: In position and waiting. Position 2: Process beginning. Notice the underside of the Hornet. Position 3: Now you know the secret. It's a GIANT SPRING !! I was more than glad to reveal this secret to you people. No need to thank me. Notice how I used those "irritatingly" large pics ?

This is a parkour move I have developed/discovered in the Silence Map. As usual, Gary the Stormtrooper and I were practicing on my shooting skills. He thinks they are really bad and for that matter so do I. I just stumbled across it by accident, but it has to be the greatest Parkour in the history of Tanki. It's easy to do and can be learned quickly. Watch the vid carefully and line up your tank in the same position as mine. Wait exactly 3 seconds and press the "p" key on your keyboard. Voila !! I haven't tried it in a battle yet, but I intend to really soon. I thought I would just share this with my friends on Tankionline. I think as a courtesy Tankionline should reward me with 50,000 crystals. What do you think friends ? It brings a new excitement to the "old" Silence map. Enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DME0oZDDVag

Skitee@Cheap_Plastic_Flower: 95% of us gave up trying to instill friendliness and sensibility in this forum a long time ago. Point well made. This discussion is over for me. I'm making an epic video. It contains no FLAMES. I promise.

I saw the pic A_N_FO. I am truly impressed. I have ran across you before. You're deadly !! He's for REAL folks.

Cabalz said, "Are you trying to be funny? Cause you just suck at it to the point where its irritating." I have only been here since December of 2011. I have found the forums to be filled with useful information and some entertaining posts. But I have noticed a "common thread" running thoughout the English forums. That being that a handful of people feel that it OK to bash, insult, or demean people/newbies/noobs that are asking simple questions. Granted, they are not always clearly stated and sometimes they are just plain unintelligible. But that does not justify insulting or demeaning responses by the LURKERS. The English Forum should be a welcoming place where people can come and ask, what might appear to be "dumb" to us, questions without fear of any of the aforementioned problems. This forum has become a "private club" with a few LURKERS. These LURKERS lie in wait until someone posts something that they can bash. That's a dumb guy's way of getting a few laughs. This is damaging the English Forums. People come in. They don't like what they see. They leave. Simple. As far as being banned from the forum. I don't really care. I am a member of other REAL FORUMS. This place is more like a Yahoo Fight Room. Please learn to edit the responses. Leave out the pics, vids, and unneccesary items. Bandwidth+Storage Space+Time = MONEY !! Speaking of money ... I am a BUYER !! And a big one too. The next time some of you sit in a battle for hours for FREE, just remember that the BUYERS like myself are paying the BILLS. There is no need to thank us. P.S. The newspaper was fantastic. I enjoyed all of it. And now you can kiss my butt too. "If you can't take it, don't dish it out." Anon

I missed that high score pic, Beastie. It was real too ! I almost made pee pee in my pants. It really scared me. My dog actually did !!! That is my real dog by the way. It was not Photoshopped.