I realize you are depressed after that rather poor showing in Silence II, so I will overlook that remark. Yes, that was me on the Isidia. Surprise !! Time after time I risked my D/L to juice you up. The object of a Rico is to bounce that "nasty junk" off of a wall and hit the enemy, not hit yourself. Just kidding ! Shortly after you left we turned the tide of battle and trashed 'em. I am not implying anything by that remark ... it's just a fact. Out gunned, out numbered, and out ranked. Still we prevailed against that evil force and that #@#$%$ hacker. It was a good day. Remember !! The drugstores will be open tomorrow. I am sure you will be back to your old self after a handful of anti-depressants. Look forward to joining another battle with you soon.

Are you saying I'm under arrest ? If you are willing to provide airfare and one week of hotel and accommodations in RUSSIA I am more than willing to turn myself over to the proper authorities. Tourist Class tickets will be acceptable.

I had just turned on the lights in my garage this morning to do some work on my Mammoth. I smelled smoke, but I did not think anything of it. I thought it might have been the people in the garage next door. A short time later a No-supplies Battle Pass exploded. I was knocked to the floor immediatley by the force of the blast. Through the smoke and haze and violent shaking I briefly saw a man in a Lizard Suit approaching me. At this point I became unconscious. It was later established that this man in a Lizard Suit had stolen my tools and vandalized my garage. I suspect that it was either Contaminated or Beastie. I am requesting that Tankionline immediately raise me to the rank of Marshall and award me 100,000 crystals for the damage to my garage and the loss of my tools. I am requesting also that Contaminated and Beastie be BANNED for life. Please see the video below: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdDfIiaehMI&feature=youtu.be http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdDfIiaehMI&feature=youtu.be

Aren't we all a little sensitive? You people still DON'T GET IT !! It is apparent to me at this time that you are all TROLLS. Cookehadbeans said, "Ever considered listening to your English teachers when you write? ". Now that really takes some cajones !! Telling an English Instructor to correct their grammar. Too funny !! I'll leave you people for a while; I don't have "hours" to spend on Tanki. However, it is a great way to pass the time. In the words of General Douglas MacArthur, "I'll talk to you waterheads later.".

Oh please. Can I have your autograph Mr. Beastie. I bet you have pimples all over your butt from that awe inspiring and TIME CONSUMING battle. That is some of the best Photoshop work I have ever seen by the way. Show that to the admins and you may get a Marshall rank too.

Wow !! You people are really cruel. Look what you did to Gary the Stormtrooper. That screen capture was taken by a renowned Tanker on the Russian server, Boris Badenov. Please contact him and he can verify the authenticity of the picture. As far as the rank is concerned; I will accept a Marshall's rank and forget about the Champion paint. Is that fair enough ?

Don't get your panties in a knot. Chill out !!

You people just don't get it do you ? This place is filled with art critics, the inattentive, and the mentally insane. Too funny !!

I was new to Tankionline at the time and did not realize that I had achieved the impossible. I had scored the highest score in the history of Tankionline. It was the longest game I have ever played. I went for days without food, water, or sleep. I poo poo'ed my pants several times. But I refused to quit. In the picture below you can see the results. Since this was a history making event; I am requesting that the administrators raise me immediately to the rank of Marshall and allow me use of Champion Paint. It seems only fair.

I created a private map in order to get in a little practice time. As I started my practice session some PERSON strolled into the map and began to annoy me. I simply could not make him go away. Out of frustration I took a few shots at him. As usual I missed my target completely. I am not the best shot in Tanki. I am requesting that Tankionline award me 100,000 crystals for the invasion of my privacy and the obvious mental anguish that I have had to endure. P.S. I think he stole my watch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC7Ix5VsufA&feature=youtu.be

I finally made 3rd Lieutenant last week. Those are some old videos. I still haven't been able to find a Codec that can make really clear vids yet. Yes. I am a donator/buyer/big fat American with bags of money. Call it what you will my friends. I bought it all !! I paid all of the people in the pic below to let me "zap 'em" so I could look really cool. Just think about it OptPrime. When you have paid your debt to society and are released from prison you to can get a job and buy all of these wonderful things too. Do you have internet access in your cell, or do you have to use the prison library?

Sorry. One picture is worth a thousand words. In this case, one long video is worth about one picture. Maybe two.

Just released to the public after years of being classified TOP SECRET. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAq2G9HhPao&feature=youtu.be http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAq2G9HhPao&feature=youtu.be

Thanks Tankionline. This is the most fun I have had in years. :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWY56IZE8yU

Yet another test. My learning curve is very high. Please be patient. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_RiLtFaVrI

Just a test to see if I can learn to use the forum. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n21F9m15V-Q

How can I change back to the "original" tank that I had when I started here. I upgraded the tank; but I rather enjoy taking my chances with the newbie tank. I haven't discovered how I can do that with the garage function to date. I am currently stuck with the upgraded tank. Any help appreciated.