Gz on forum mod and thx for reminding me ? Gz to my new candies!

Shhhh you weren't supposed to tell anyoneeee. Oh wait I'm meant to be deaf cough WHAT WAS THAT? SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU

Whether it be through displaying rare protection modules, fully upgraded equipment that just launched, or through exotic new skins, the desire to flex has played a vital role in players' equipment choice. On that note, LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH brings you a list of his 5 best and worst skins to show off with.

Are you weighed down by your container luck? Annoyed that everyone else gets the exotics while you're stuck with 3500 crystals? Well, Person_Random is here with the first episode of the Tanker's Column, reminding you to temper your expectations!

A quick look through my telescope tells me two things. Mercury is in retrograde, and crystals are on their way! Good luck Tankers!

Ever wondered how I got my name? Well the truth is finally out ?

Apologies for the delay and confusion all. Prizes have been submitted and should be sent out later today (Tuesday). Thanks for participating, and congrats to the winners!

Unfortunately, it would appear that we have had some poor sportsmanship in this contest. It seems that @Xee, @Cee, @Tankoli_JGR, and @rico1988 are all the same person. The offending user has henceforth been disqualified from this contest and banned from all future Newspaper contests! New winners will be announced soon; thank you for your patience! ? Note: Please read the Contest Rules carefully. They MUST be followed at all times. Failing to do so would lead to consequences. We hope you understand!

Pros: HTML auto-reloads if you crash or if there's an error, unlike Flash which you need to close and reopen. Keybinds in garage make life significantly easier (i.e. Z to go back, Q and E to swap between turrets, hulls, etc. Shop showcase - kits for crystals, special deals, 100 free crystals Post-game xp breakdown which is interesting Spectator mode has far more depth and is much more customisable in HTML Personally, I found I had far fewer crashes than on Flash, fully mined parkour maps were less laggy, I got far fewer critical errors Cons: Can't go fullscreen in battle Chat isn't displayed on screen by default In game chat only shows the last like 5 messages

Want to know what our completely mad reporter team is like? Well, today we have an interview with our very own @pythor20000 - enjoy!

Good luck Tankers!

Bonne chance Tankers!

11 years? Amazing. And to think people have been claiming the game "wouldn't last six months" since 2015, and here we are! Don't forget to head over to the Newspaper Announcements topic and follow it to make sure you get notified of any future updates!

NEWSPAPER ANNOUNCEMENTS This topic is created to convey any important announcements regarding the official Newspaper of Tanki Online. A post will be made here every week with the articles published, so you can follow this topic and always know when new stories/articles/contests have been published! Also published here will be news about the Reporter team and other changes made to the Newspaper, so make sure you follow the topic to never miss another update to the EN Newspaper!

At long last, results for Meme It! are finally out, and they do not disappoint! Prepare to have your sides split by a few of the best memes the community has to offer!

Beauty both in name and in style, this week's Newspaper release brings you a fantastic piece from our Guest Writer Magenta. For a masterclass in storytelling, look no further.

Rewards should be sent out by next Monday (the 1st) ?

As Newspaper admin, I suppose this falls mainly into my jurisdiction to answer? Anyway, what you have is actually a great idea, and is kinda what I have been wanting to make the Newspaper for a while, but is not really that feasible. I think the main hindrance is just the sheer amount of work that would be needed to coordinate it and maintain it - having organised a few special Newspaper Issues, I'll tell you that it takes a lot of work, and that's just chasing two people to finish writing their stories. When you add into the mix having to: It would become a pretty monumental task, and to try and produce something like that weekly? I fear that you would manage 1-2 issues, and then face all of the helpers from 4 different teams completely burning out and losing interest, which would probably negatively affect the other jobs their respective teams fulfil. So like I say, I love the idea, but... I just don't see a way for it to feasibly work.

A simple contest (even featuring a pic I took ?) - good luck participants!

In the epic conclusion to "The Case of the Double Identity" secrets are finally revealed, mysteries are uncovered, and culprits are apprehended. Who killed the doctor and why? Did you correctly guess the guilty party? Read on to find out...

SEASON VIII January 2020 - December 2020 Weekly Releases

Tankers! Hippin_in_Hawaii here with the thrilling next instalment of the Chronicles of the One-Eyed Man - Nyx is filled with adventure, intrigue, and incredible story telling. Enjoy!

After a brief hiatus due to what can only be described as blatant malpractice, The Dictator is back again with a plethora of "highly reputable and definitely newsworthy" stories (at least that's what the mad scribbles on the back of my hand dictate I say....). Enjoy!

The paint dries 9.14% faster in the Sun, but I am running out of walls in the shade ?