Ever wanted to become a reporter? Curious how some of the current team made it? Well, our very own Person_Random is here to share his experiences. Enjoy!

Are you a mid-ranker? Are you stumped by what kits to buy? Never fear, the Newspaper is here! An in-depth review of five strong Mk5 kits, including a breakdown of individual stats. Also in the article - a hidden contest. Good luck!

Tankers! This week, the Newspaper brings you a humorous (and painfully relatable) guide to the 5 hardest matchmaking games in Tanki. Featuring tactics, personal woes, and quotes from Abraham Lincoln, it provides a fantastic read!

Do admins really just "retire"? What really goes on behind the scenes in the Newspaper? Today, Guest Writer Sacrifice has penned a humorous story to answer those questions!

Prizes have been BOOSTED!

Congrats to @GG_reg and @Abovo for becoming Social Media Moderator Candidates! (Yikes that's a long title :x) Congratulations also to a couple of soon-to-be reporter candidates as well :ph34r:

Congratz to aqwanub on becoming a full Social Media Helper (for the second time :x) No more ? for @aqwzsxedc ?

Discord Special Battle 11/02/2020 (Featuring probably the best two photos I've ever taken ? ) Full Album: https://imgur.com/a/Ry19H9d Highlights: https://imgur.com/a/vTPjR1w Prizes:

From the pen of a brilliant AWS writer comes this, a hilarious tale about a bicycle ride gone wrong!

Confused about the latest Mk update? Today, our reporter explains the update, as well as weighing up the Pros and Cons, and analysing its effect on game balance. Enjoy!

Thanx yu all ?. You're all the best, lub you so much. Congratz to @Jay for the promotion too ?

Discord Special Battle 26/01/2020 2nd Special Battle of 2020, featuring some impressive tandem parkour from @AmarBrat and @jutska. Highlights: https://imgur.com/a/UEmiuQf Full album: https://imgur.com/a/f0RSWOc Prizes are on the way!

Part two of Pythor's thrilling series is out now! Curl up by the fire, pull up the story, and enjoy!

Yep! A WO3 captured a flag in that battle, so you should be fine ?

Discord Special Battle 19/01/2020 The first Special Battle of the new decade! Thanks everyone for coming, hope you enjoyed, and I'll see you again this weekend ? Full album of screenshots: https://imgur.com/a/fK4L0OM Prizes are all on the way!

"Babe come over" "My parents aren't home"

Love it! Locked by creator request.

Hello readers! Just in time for CC XII, Hexed is here with a guide to a couple of very nifty XP/BP shots to help you in your future eSports career!

Results! The first (and only) prize goes to @Benefactor for the fantastic Rockefeller Centre decorations! 40,000 are yours! Benefactor's entry:

______________________________________________________________________________________________________ The Results ______________________________________________________________________________________________________ Prizes go out to the following... Fastest 5: First: @legerocky 45 000 Second: @01.07.03 37 500 Third: @Company 30 500 Fourth: @thunde_r 25 000 Fifth: @123tim4561 22 500 Random 5: 20 500 @Dynasty ...and here are the answers! ______________________________________________________________________________________________________ Well done detectives! Phase two may now begin.

Because I just closed it. The form was accepting responses still (because I forgot to disable it), but the contest itself is not.