Do you like Eminem? Do you like Tanki? I'll assume you answered yes to both questions, in which case you'll definitely love this Tanki parody of Lose Yourself by Eminem!

Aka how to farm likes :x ?

Regular player ? On a scale of 1-7, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet?

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You make a good point. I've pinged @LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH, he will add the form link tomorrow and add a comment in this topic. Feel free to follow the topic, and you should get a notification when he comments. ?

Are you looking to upgrade your garage, but stuck with what to choose? Unsure about the wide range of kits? Well today, Tidebreaker is here with his in-depth review of the best picks for Mk7 product kits.

GL HF ??

Treasure, tomb raiding, and adventure; all wrapped up in a fantastic piece straight from the Amateur Writing Section! Enjoy Sleep, penned by Lose!

Happy fourth birthday to HD (and 3rd birthday to the in-game clan) - it was the best of times. Having said that, I think there is quite a lot to this article that is nostalgia-fuelled, and not really that accurate; often portraying changes as bad that really weren't (WO5s being able to play against Glissimos may have been fun occasionally, but really wouldn't have been that fair most of the time...). Also, throwback to when Staff Sergeant could play against Marshal?

Gz to GG_reg and LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH - well deserved promotions ?

Article Approved. Very powerful article; absolutely amazing. Perfect accuracy, no edits made.

SEASON VII January 2019 - December 2019 Weekly Releases (New Scheme)

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SEASON IV September 2015 - August 2016 Issue 38 - Issue 55

SEASON III September 2014 - August 2015 Issue 26 - Issue 37

SEASON II September 2013 - July 2014 Issue 16 - Issue 25

SEASON I April 2012 - August 2013 Issue 01 - Issue 15

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This week brings you the hilarious finale of @Sacrifice's story about a nightmarish dream involving admins and incinerators. Check it out for a light-hearted distraction from current events!

For a fascinating and in-depth review of everything about parkour and how it works, enjoy this full analysis of the physics behind parkour by Person_Random.

At long last, we at the Newspaper have been testing out the new Vulcan - has it benefitted from the balance changes? How does it fare in Matchmaking today? Have you played with the new Vulcan? What do you think of it?

Happy Pi day everyone, and good luck in the contest!