^Well, he could get a mod to create the battle for him, but that's not going to happen anytime soon :P Anyway, congrats!

^ :lol: Nice rank limit, I like it. Not too high, it's just right ;)

^This was created before that rule was added. Looks like Hammersley necroposted it...

Great vid, Zero! Some nice gameplay and good tips ^_^

At least he had my article to admire ;)

I know someone who plays Tanki from South Africa, it's just your cousin. Do as said by FBI:

You could do - what I said doesn't make your article bad though, it was a really good read :)

Who did he used to be? :o

Yep, the crystals are barely significant. But you can't take away the awesomeness of the moment at which they fall.

I'm glad to see your clan's going so well, it's organised and has a great playerbase. Good job to you and monster for setting it up!

Could've been longer, I'd have loved it if there was more to it/another part intended next issue. Because the build-up from the 1st part was ended pretty abruptly here. But what you actually wrote was excellent, with a really creative ending; I just wish there was more of it to read!

Thanks for the feedback, I'll be continuing this series over the next few issues, hopefully. Well, I felt like it would add to the story in this case. I don't usually like them either, but I wanted to shock the reader at the end. If you feel sad, then I've achieved my aim *insert evil laugh here* ^_^

Your writing style for this article was really imaginative, and it enhanced the story dramatically. Like hog, I think you went into the gold box thing a bit too much, but apart from that, it's most definitely 'top quality'. I can't wait for the next one in the series! ^_^

I personally found this pretty good. Concise, and to the point, with some good tips. My only criticism would be that it could have been more in-depth/detailed, but it's a great series ^_^

Thanks! The problem with that is Swag usually does all of the pics and stuff for my articles, so is there anyone else we could feed to le 3vil? Though the 3vil hamster might be taken out of the competition, it wouldn't be helpful, unless he has a laptop w/ Adobe Photoshop and decent internet connection in his stomach or something.

Ok, I might hunt down and take his brother @monster0909 hostage sometime, and see if that encourages him to hold his pen back for a little while :ph34r: And as for that 3vil hamster... *shudder*

Well, I was referring to a particular person. And your theory doesn't apply there - he/she looks harmless, and he/she is harmless ;)

Rocker? I like it :lol: Thanks! And borderline? Which of my fellow competitors reporters should I be keeping an eye on (apart from you, of course)? :P

Your maps choices are good. And your paints (except for your joint 2nd choice). If I had to choose between wearing In Love and joining the 'Freeze Sucks' club, the latter option would suddenly seem very attractive. P.S. In Love looks especially ugly with Hornet/Thunder or Hornet/Freeze.

^Thanks, but I'd prefer to listen to skit's criticisms than to ignore them, as he was a brilliant reporter himself when with the newspaper and so has loads of experience with this sort of stuff. I'm really sorry you think that. I guess this could be seen as a wake-up call; for sure, next issue will be a lot better. Expect 4 high-quality articles from most of us; I for one will take into account what you've said about certain areas of the newspaper, so we hopefully don't repeat the same errors again.

Yep, most of us had/have exams, that's why the number of articles has decreased. There'll be many more next issue, don't worry :)

There have already been some campers guides previously.

Some great articles this issue, definitely worth a read ^_^

Thanks! That wouldn't have been any fun, though :P