This'll be my only article this issue, but I'll hopefully do 4 for the next one ^_^ Feel free to constructively criticise it and whatever, it'll help me to improve my writing abilities.

Very good, Notchfan, that'll be hard to beat.

True, but those Shafts are so easy to trick. I just go to the top of Stadium, and hide on the highest ramp(s), which acts as effective cover for sniping with Rail. Or you can always move around more, it's funny watching multiple Shafts try to keep rotating their turrets towards you as they charge their weapons, whilst you run up and down the platforms in your base, shooting at them. Another thing you can do (which I tried on test) is use Smoky and Hornet, and try to get into their base. You might not succeed the first few times, but when you do, you can literally run amongst the Shaft/Mammoths, pelting their fronts with crits as they release shots in confusion towards your base, wondering who's firing at them :lol:

Hmm... Might enter with a drawing when I have free time to do so.

Happy birthday Tanki! Can't wait for the sales! ^_^

Love your copying of lok's last sentence. Shows such great enthusiasm!

Erm... What did I just read, and why did I bother to read the entire thing?

It's really great that you helped mkk out, there ^_^ Just goes to show you are a helpful member of the community!

Congrats FBI and James ^_^

Thast's the fiurth rimw tou've posyed that! (That's the fourth time you've posted that!)

Yep! Next person will be in love with In Love.

Woaj, you actuallt rupes rhat.=> (Woah, you actually typed that?)

"Other" should have the most votes, unless you only ever see the people in the list on the forum/game :D

Well, I guess you're wrong. We use different words to them Americans. My cousins from India (who speak American English) have no idea what a lorry is (which Americans call a truck), so I overuse the word just to annoy them.

Nice, good to see there aren't any forced rhymes in there ^_^

:ph34r: I ninja'ed you, continue from here:

I'll phone him and ask. Why are you reading this topic?

Idk, sounds unusual. Has the guy above me ever entered the Tanki Online forum?

As far as I know, I'm the only staff member who has seen your "Rebalance no.2". I liked your idea, yes. But it isn't flawless, as split said. Also, you don't have to advertise it everywhere as the "Rebalance no.2", because it's not likely to be implemented at all. All I said was the some of the ideas are good, so posting it in Feedback could be helpful.

Because you ventured past the edges of the Earth's atmosphere. Is cheese red or purple?

Only an A? I'd give this a straight A*! It was a really good read. I wouldn't be surprised to see an application to join the Tanki newspaper from you when there are free positions available once more. Because that's certainly newspaper standard!

The secret, my friend, lies in the glass next to the ninja's cake :ph34r: Why did the above person ninja my post?

It seems like it is working well most of the time, surprisingly. I could not tell you were using Google Translate at first!

Downloaded. Thanks for the guide, really useful!

I have an unusual method of typing, as I explained :ph34r: