8-10 articles every 2 weeks equates to 16-20 each month, similar to what we had in the monthly issues.

Some cool pics there, one tip is to make sure your horizon is level, noticed it's at an angle in a few photos. And if you'd like any more tips or specific photo critiques, let me know!

Removed the bit that broke rules 2.3.16. and 2.3.17.

Yes, I'll take the last submission you make.

I knew it was a good idea to keep this from a few years ago :lol:

The golden issue of the paper is out, check it out here!

Oct 2012? Nah, was Reporter and Consultant. Might have even been doing Cybersport commentary then too.

Gone golden for our 50th issue, enjoy!

It's back again! This contest is similar to Comic Captions, but you don't draw on, or submit a picture. Instead you simply submit a funny caption for the picture, via this form. Your two pictures this time are: Picture 1 Picture 2 Prizes are as follows for each picture: 1st Place: 20000 crystals 2nd Place: 15000 crystals 3rd Place: 10000 crystals The deadline for submissions is 00:00 GMT on the 16th of March. Once again, the form to submit is here. Good Luck!

Picture 1: 1st Place, winning 25000 crystals: @randomperson123456 Ho, ho! The gods bellowed as chaos reigns supreme and tanks turn to cream They watched in delight as push turns to fight at the moment when tanker's greeds spark and ignite All this chaos all this destruction and, of all those, whom will be the benefaction? All may join in one will strike rich Such is the way as goldhunting goes 2nd Place, winning 20000 crystals: @DragonOfStorms I once heard a sound, a jarring sound, a siren. I knew something was up, 'cause all over the map, ev'ryone ceased a-firin'. Then I saw in the sky, the evening sky, a gilded box was falling. I ran to the spot, and readied my shot, as all were shouting and calling. I drove up the hill, the little hill, only to die by Railgun. But I saw the gold box, and by my treads and my socks, I'm gonna get the next one. 3rd Place, winning 15000 crystals, this amusing entry by @PWNER101: As I sat on my royal throne, watching my monitors, I wondered why these little tanks fought with such ferocity for a minuscule prize of 1000 crystals. Hearing knocking, I retracted my security monitors. A tank rolled slowly into my throne room like an elderly man. "Ugh, an inferior life form," I thought. "Gold box plz admin," it shrieked excitedly. I had been feeling sorry for this poor tanker, but now I was angry. With a voice loud enough to detonate an atomic bomb on the other half of the galaxy, I shouted, "GOLD BOXES ARE NOT DROPPED BY ADMINS." Special mention to @iztheman, who, had this been a 'Caption This' contest, would have definitely won a prize with: "I see dead tanks." ~ The Sixth Tank Picture 2: 1st Place, winning 25000 crystals: @crusader2020mini A deadly shaft, stranded in no-man's-land. Beautiful, as if sculpted from clay. Searching, searching to find a vulnerable mark. He is strengthened in mind by the wise, mighty owl, spreading its wings regally across his turret’s back. He had just mercilessly neutralized an enemy looking to take the flag, a recent kill, his carcass still lying where he met his doom. An ally peeks around the corner, hoping to role into friendly territory with his flag untouched. A territory secured by the mighty shaft, majestic upon the foreboding viking. A mark’s nose materializes around the corner... and is immediately assassinated. 2nd Place, winning 20000 crystals: @JamesBondBoy Fearless and Hawkeyed- Respect the shaft! Lounging with a death omen The shaft does equally punish! Look yonder comrade tankers, I spot a hated sniper. Charge men, you must charge. Take him down and the base is ours .Fire your weapons - take some armor Shafts are not piteous, even when cornered. Selfish glory could lead to our doom! Watch as his Isida's prepare for battle! Forward, the tank brigade! There not be a tank dismayed! Charge for that gun, I say. And into the field of death, tanks do roll. 3rd Place, winning 15000 crystals: @firebolt55439 When I was a mere Wasp, darting around corners and executing blind turns, all too often the fateful jolly rogers would pop up and signify my impending doom. All too many battles were lost due to neglecting to look ahead.Not anymore. My weakness is now my strength. My vulnerability is now my asset. My fear is now their fear. All who approach me shall perish. I hover over the edge of life and death itself. There is a saying: “When you look at the dark, the dark looks at you.” I no longer look at death. I am death. Special shoutouts to @Tankueray and @Black_Eliminator respectively for these great commentaries when read in the voice of David Attenborough: Here we see males of the herd fighting for position to collect a rare treat, which falls from the sky when conditions are just right. You will notice that the largest of the herd have secured their place under the drop zone, yet they are not always the ones to catch the sought after prize from above. More often than not, the smaller, quicker, more agile males will throw fear to the wind as they launch themselves upon the backs of the large behemoths, who could crush them in an instant, to steal away the precious gift from the sky. Here we see a Vikingus Shaftourus, also known as a Sniper, in its natural habitat. He is looking for its pray, so we must be quiet. It will become very aggresive if you disturb him while he is looking for its next meal. If he spots its prey, he will use its laser to zoom in on its prey and shoot it so he can eat it. It can survive under bizarre conditions, and even repair itself when damaged! It really is a beautiful creature, and it is even better we can get this close to it without being noticed Thanks for a another great contest, there were some entries that were really good, but unfortunately didn't make it to the top three, and congrats to those who won prizes!

And I'm working as fast as I can, someone needs to win Describe This in 100 Words! :P

This is what happens when you do your normal shifts at work, and pull a 50+ hour week on top of that...

It may be a few hours before stuff is done, still tired, and tbh I'd much rather be just sat catching up on YT...

Lol, this is funny to read. Starting to work on stuff now.

Hey guys, unfortunately, I have to postpone publishing until at least Sunday afternoon, been incredibly busy this week (Running sound tech for and filming a production of the lion king). It ends tomorrow night, so I will prepare to publish on Sunday. I'll post further updates in due course.

The only drama I can see here here is between TWG and ex members. While I've been leaving TWG alone to get on with stuff, I will comment to dispel this false allegation. If I really wanted TWG gone, and the reporters to be the only people who write, they would be. However that is not what I want, hence TWG still exists. The reporters are not an exclusive club either, if there's anyone out there, including members of TWG, who reach the standards we require in writing and maturity, we'd love to hear from them.

Forgot to close the form earlier, been really busy this week. Deadline still applies, and anything submitted after that will be ignored. Results in Issue 50 on Friday!

Great to see a bunch of small changes that are what players want and will all improve the game in some way.

Here's another angle:

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No, if you win I'll check anyway, the word counts are there to make life easier for me.

Nope, they may both produce a picture at the end but otherwise digital art and photography are quite different.

The article isn't about most liked/hated updates, but the ones that brought the biggest change, good or bad.