It would be more helpful if you waited to post them both at the same time, but you could do the former and it'll count.

As with the previous versions of this contest, you simply need to describe a picture in about 100 words. This time there will be 2 pictures again, and you can enter for one or both of them. A few important things: Plagiarism will result in an automatic disqualification that cannot be appealed. Any entries with 101 words or more will be disqualified. The deadline for entries is 00:00 GMT on the 29th of June. You need to submit your entries via the form here. Any entries sent to my PM or posted in this topic will be ignored. Prizes will be as follows for each picture: 1st Place: 25000 crystals 2nd Place: 20000 crystals 3rd Place: 15000 crystals. Your two pictures are: Picture 1: Picture 2: Once again, the form to submit your entries is here. Good luck!

Here we go again! This contest is similar to Comic Captions, but you don't draw on, or submit a picture. Instead you simply submit a funny caption for the picture, via this form. Your two pictures this time are: Picture 1 Picture 2 Yes, these are the two pictures from the last 'Describe This in 100 Words', but they are great for captions too! Prizes are as follows for each picture: 1st Place: 20000 crystals 2nd Place: 15000 crystals 3rd Place: 10000 crystals The deadline for submissions is 00:00 GMT on the 29th of June. Once again, the form to submit is here. Good Luck!

I've heard Gold's voice and can confirm she is in fact, actually a rock.

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You don't get a choice. You're tied down and tickled until I have enough crystals for the next issue. But there's no way you're getting in there, it's in the depths of my prison, which is in the depths of the 3vil Planning HQ.

Yeah, good luck with that one, you'll just end up being tickled...

Maybe you should check the actual newspaper next time...

Who said I'm ever going to grow up? Mental age of a 5 yr old 4 lyfe. :D

I find it incredibly ironic that you posted here a minute after you had created a topic called 'Make up reasons why the sky is blue', which seems rather pointless and a bit of a waste of space...

Magic.

Jumping on the bandwagon, you might as well call me "His Excellency, the 3vil Ninja Dictator Hamster, future Ruler of the World' (or 'HE 3NDH FRW' for short) from now on. P.S. Goldy may be an admin, but he's still subject to the tickle chamber, and only let out on a leash. Ta, sometimes my brain works faster than my fingers!

Hey guys, as you know Conan recently stepped down as newspaper admin, but I'm delighted to announce @GoldRock will now become an admin alongside me. We're taking this opportunity to apply some important changes to the paper, you can read about them below: - Systems in the Newspaper are being completely reworked to encourage more professional articles which are relevant to what the players want, a higher quality standard and much more interaction with the community. Articles will be more exciting, written in a more engaging style and contain more multi-faceted content (e.g. regular use of videos). - As a result, the Newspaper is taking a break until 1st July, when we’ll publish the next issue. We will also be returning to a monthly issue format for now. This will give us the time to make our content so awesome you won’t believe it! In the meantime, we’ll continue to run a few contests here in the Newspaper section alongside the Amateur Writing section. - We are also trying to set up links with other community projects such as the Creative League, official TO social media, Parkour Clubs and so on - as well as working directly with our resident copywriter and CM, Cedric. These changes are being made to deliver the most professional, creative, interesting and visually stunning Newspaper possible for the community. Thanks for your patience while we enact these changes, and we hope you'll enjoy the revamped newspaper when it's published.

The new voting system was very interesting, defo added some tension. Big differences in public vs jury votes. (How on earth the UK jury give 12 points to Georgia? Worst song this year. Must have been overcome by the strobes...) Not sure what I think of Ukraine winning...

Gotta love a bit of Eurovision. Some pretty good ones this year, and some downright weird. (How did Cyprus and Georgia get through to the final???) It's always fun to live tweet too. The interval acts get my vote, better than the actual entries!

Just for clarity, I did not write this, nor is the author my alt. I cannot publish in the AW section due to being a reporter...

Rank is irrelevant for most contests...

I don't think the pro in pro's advice (Or the person translating) quite understands what a counter attack is...

Oh come on, at least do a proper rickroll! I may be the source of everyone having it :ph34r:

I last ranked over 3 years ago...

Any final words?

Who's that handsome chap with the flag and XTs?

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