These jokes are nuttier than a squirrel turd........

lol keep it up :D :D

I over saw a conversation once in the server and found out that one of the press members (whose known for being very very tough) did some time in Vietnam. Can u guess who???

you do know that when u make a battle, you can determine which ranks can join the battle right except for recruits and pretty much anything bellow warrant 4ish?

If you look at the bottom of the chat, M.O.T.H tells Omar "<- Lose your job". This could get interesting...........

Maybe we will start to see a transition in gameplay in Tanki in the next few months.

I like the new tunnel access they put in silence. Now, those tunnels don't go to waste like they did previously. Kinda gives the gameplay a new and unique access. A lot of players on Facebook asked Tanki to keep the tunnels after that one day when they got rid of all the self destruct zones in the map. Tanki for once listened to the players :D . I wonder of gold boxes fall in the tunnels.......

ehhh u can still se a Polygon CTF match here and there but not as often as CTF Noise and Silence

there is a freaky stat out there where basically in the entire human history in which documentation existed, there has only been something like 200 years of peace in the entire world. Of course, these months and years were widely spread out and never occurred at once, which probably means that there never once was a state of pure peace in the world.

Why didn't Tanki do a fan paints competition????

Wait so does this mean the name Noobest is up for grabs??

At least we know one thing is for certain.........We will gain weight in the next few days :P

KOREAN BARBEQUE FOR THE WINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Old School Pokémon and Yu-Gi-OH was pretty good. Now, they just lost ideas and its the same story episode after episode.

Some shows I used to watch when I was younger that unfortunately never got to see the end of their stories was the ORIGINAL Teen TItans and Sym Bionic Titans. Both had great stories, but unfortunately, marketing took them off the air forever :( Courage the Cowardly Dog was also a good one........

It's sad to see that most of us believe that we WILL see WWIII in our lifetime. This can only mean that we may and probably WILL see much pain and suffering in our lifetimes....and probably something far worse than what our parents or grandparents saw. Einstein once said, "I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." I hope humanity is wise enough to not throw itself down into the pit......... :(

How can someone compare Tanki 2014-2015 to Tank 2012 and say that 2012 was more fun??? 2012 was like the rough year of Tanki. For one, there were less options in the game as well as less things to buy in the garage. Also, a player could basically have everything m3 by like one diamond, which basically made it really boring through the colonel and brigadier ranks. The graphics were also pretty choppy and rough back then. However, the biggest problem back then that makes me prefer Tanki today verses Tanki then was the hacking back then. To put it into perspective, 4-6 out of 10 battles probably had a hacker involved. Sometimes, people on the losing team would hope and pray that a hacker would join their side of the battle so they could win. Like no joke, a team could be winning 789 flags to 50 flags in a 999 flag CTF battle (old school tanki) and it only took one hacker to join the losing team and change the entire battle around. Sure Tanki is implementing some pretty so-so updates at the current moment, but if Tanki had kept things the same as they were in 2012, than most likely Tanki would not exist today.

You've been on for only 10 months o.O ?????? I've been on for like 2 and a half years........... I'm slow :( :(

1000th comment :D :D :D :D :D :D I'd like to thank my mother, my father, and any tanker who has supported me to become the tanki player I am today :D :D !!!!!!

The update is very good except for the gold boxes. They should change everything but that.

TBH I really think Godmode_ON is shared by the Devs I mean after all, he did make an appearance in one of the V-logs. Like what Klankill said. When the Devs are bored or want to have fun, they probably do that by playing on Godmode_ON.

Well, the account name was Godmode_ON............ I'm so confused :huh:

Check this video out. It's relatively new and well, it's kind of weird and confusing. Was this on purpose? If it's a troll, I'm sorry for wasting your time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2yCTDIIcT8&list=UUCCJreN-eBLdtzEJlfGAIDA&safe=active

ugh :(

Great so your telling me that this game is slowly transitioning to a game where buying is sorta necessary to do well?