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ayyy lmaooo you is MLG pro

Okay, MU that Isida. If you want results with that early of an M3, MU ASAP. Second of all, MOVEMENT, MOVEMENT, MOVEMENT. You have to be untouchable yourself instead of having that ledge do it for you. You already have a good idea on how to be a good isida, so keep doing what you're doing really. I'm pretty sure it's the MUs tbh :P

English rekwires a lot of nolage. So tempted to buy M2 Wasp. Currently sitting on 120k cry.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. That Firebird managed to touch your hornet? The turret isn't OP the playerbase is UP lol

sales: fun I guess Golds: The most offensive thing that has ever been posted against me now has a new seat. Unlimited Supplies: 2/10 would never do agen

Hornet? Buff? BAAAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAAA wooo nice joke

OOOHHH **** about to be 7k golds! Gonna start to have chat off at all times, otherwise i'll violate OSHA's standards.

When people post on this topic. Oh wait...

Count me in if this is ever made.

I added something at the bottom of the OP, and I plan to add some more to the balancing of turrets and hulls, I don't think one paragraph did it justice.

Would be provocation if I mentioned specific names. inb4 you eat those words (and fixed) EDIT: You can't blame them, but the logic that is used to justify the rebalance being bad is silly, as shown in my post. I also put "some" in the title incase an actual adult were to come along, show us his mansion and rek my whole post.

Introduction: This post is essentially what I thought how SOME people would comment for each update listed. ***DISCLAIMER*** This post is purely for satirical purposes. This post was not intended to berate any person, group or organization, but rather to express in an unorthodox manner of my low expectations for some members of the TO community. 5k to 9k golds: Wow, i'll never get one. Flyhackers and only flyhackers will get one. Flyhacker mults, Get a life, because you don't play for 10 hours each day, every day. Double Battle Funds for four days: So many good people in this game who can win games and make comebacks. I hate those people because they are good at the game, and I am not. The game should be easy and require no skill, this was a nerf to the battle fund. The game is too easy. What if we get too many crystals now? 25% off mobile and PayPal Purchases: Oh wow, Tanki supporting buyers. They keep the game alive, but I should scorn them and scold them about their decision to no end because then they can gain an advantage. SMS payments are a ripoff, i'm not using this sale. 25% off Turrets, Hulls and Paints: This is stupid. I wanted a 50% sale, but only a 25% sale was released. Even though they could have chosen to not create a sale, I'm going to tell my friends to stop playing the game and withhold all offers. This sale rewards bad noobs because they don't have to nolife as much as me to get the stuff they needed. Reworked Forest and Sandbox: Why did you change my drop zones?! Multiple health boxes are supposed to drop within 10m of each other to spawncamp- I mean honorably fight opponents for the drop boxes! Also, what if we get lost in Forest? I liked the previous map, why did you change it? I hate this game and its updates because it makes my stuff better! Changes in forum permission sets: I won't complain about this, but I'm not going to compliment about it either because i'm such a stuck-up person that thinks they are so cool. Supply Bonuses: More drugs to more noobs. That buff is as bad as a nerf because now they will be addicted to drugging 24/7 and never learn to play the game. Oh, this update made me a buyer and forced me to waste all my crystals on buying drugs even though I could have used self-contro - *cough* I mean that the game was deigned to addict people to spend their life savings on this mess of code! This game is terrible, 0/10! Mouse Controls: These mouse controls are stupid and serve no purpose in the game! I have the choice to not use them, but they are so bad I have to complain about any Mouse Controls user because i'm completely sure they are multing! UGHH I USE SEFURI AND I CANT USE MOUZ CONTROLS THATZ NOT FAER New Auto-Aim Mechanism: Ugh, you made my favorite turret unusable. You make updates without letting us know, and are ruining the game in the process. Even though you are trying your best to attempt to make the game better, i think you're trying to ruin the product to cater to buyers who can use a different tank. You're also a liar if you can do that and not buy. Improved System for Changing Equipment in Battle: ONLY ONE MINUTE?! I don't use this at all, but this doesn't apply to me. It makes every buyer better and so it makes the game unfair for normal people like me, who mult for gol- *cough* enjoy the game by playing battles with friends. Changes in the parameters for Turrets and Hulls: What the (pika!) TO? You ruined my combination, and the only people who will like this update are buyers, because they can afford to buy that stupid OP Vulcan turret, even though it has been nerfed heavily. Hammer is still OP because I'm bad at the game, and can't figure out how to fight it. This makes the game impossible for anyone but buyers and those are the only people that matter to you! My Final Words: Never go near this website or think about it otherwise your money will go into an unspeakable sinkhole with your credit cards in it. If you know what's good for you, you shouldn't even be reading this post! My expectations were heavily exceeded, I guess. Yay? Oh, here's the Disclaimer again, because someone's going to be offended at something I clearly put a warning on. ***DISCLAIMER*** This post is purely for satirical purposes. This post was not intended to berate any person, group or organization, but rather to express in an unorthodox manner of my low expectations for some members of the TO community. Even after I put it, i'm pretty sure i'm going to have to thoroughly explain half the topic because the joke went flying over their head. Credits: Some of my friends for being levelheaded people and good members of the TO community. If they weren't there, I probably would have left the game and its community at WO3 or something. Tanki Online for making a well-coded game and a nice forum to go along with it. I do appreciate their hard work most of the time, luckily. Afterthoughts: "But we didn't say that" I never said you or anyone else typed that, I said that's what I expected from someone. I'm going to get screamed at for being a total jerk and that I should be banned for libel, or something like that. Please note I won't even waste time to downvote your post if you do that. --------- 5k to 9k golds, I guess. Waiting for the community to post and see if I'm right. Have fun being salty, regardless. EDIT: Any suggestions for some famous updates? I'm planning on removal of Crystal Boxes and The Rebalance. Also, would you like to see this as a recurring monthly or bi-monthy series? If it will be done in a series, I will state actual expectations and not just hypothetical ones, but they will be very similar.

Ooh, this gives me an idea!

Cinco de Mayo is a beautiful "holiday". You can have a nonexistent amount expectations for anyone and anything and look like a regular citizen of whatever continent of the United States at the same time! (Yes, I'm referring to the parties and what is done there.)

The same way I think about an useless necropost.

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It SHOULD be the starter hull, because admit it; no actual new player uses any other hull BUT Hornet. (If you object, I beg to differ!)

Y'all are goin' to be puttin' a picture spam mess for this page, so let me change that! :D

try copying and pasting for each quote you want to reply to?

Oldest necropost I've seen so far

You didn't get one as soon as XP was a thing?

Get Smoky, and whatever hull you like. I know this wasn't one of your options, but I personally would get Dictator (if you can) as it would do nicely as it can do well with the varying elevations and lots of cover. (if i was patient enough lol)

AAAANNDDD you're bad