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  1. monkeyburn - "Took a typing course."
  2. monkeyburn

    Tanki Picture of the Day - Have any?

    Yes...I imagine they "ranked-up" big time when that option was available, and never took the steps to acquire skill like most players.
  3. You are proven to be psychologically imbalanced, heavily medicated and institutionalized for your own safety. Meanwhile, I kill the person below me by tying them in front of a television set, and forcing them to watch back to back episodes of the French version of Barney 24/7, causing their head to explode.
  4. Your breath smells so bad, like old sneakers; from not brushing your teeth in the morning that your mouth fumes act as a mirage, and what you think is your trash is actually your breakfast food bowl. You die, I live to kill the person below me by tying a rope around one leg while they sleep. With the other end secured to the bumper of a fire truck down the street, I pull a false alarm..."Ouch!"
  5. You miss, hitting the person below me, who unfortunately survives. So waiting for "low tide", I submerge their body up to their neck in the mud. You get the picture. Blub...Blub...Blub. "Sorry nothing personal."
  6. monkeyburn

    Man Vs Llama

    I really hate to be the one that breaks this to you, but Llama's are attracted to the color white during that time of the year (birds & bees)... B)
  7. That was my android, which I send out occasionally to run errands if I'm busy performing other tasks. The user below me is attacked by an enraged pack of disturbed squirrels, while strolling through the park.
  8. monkeyburn

    Tanki Picture of the Day - Have any?

    Your tank colors are the official circus colors...You might want to submit that one to the developers. April 20th is celebrated as World Circus Day..."I think it would look neat!" :) P.S.
  9. monkeyburn

    Form

    1. For many moons now. 2. Yes. 3. Every waking moment. 4. Does that include non-shareholders? 5. I'll never talk! You'll have to beat it out of me! 6. Can I say that online?
  10. monkeyburn

    [Forum Game] The Hypocrite Game

    Your esoterically brief syntax is so enigmatic for this colloquy.
  11. monkeyburn

    Tanki Picture of the Day - Have any?

    "LOLOLOL!!!" - Looks like six hours after game-play in Dusseldorf.
  12. monkeyburn

    HAPPY BIRTH DAY ANU !

    "Happy Birthday to yoooou. Happy Birthday to yoooou. Happy Birthday to yoooo-oooou. Happy Birthday to yooooooou!" :)
  13. monkeyburn

    Tanki Picture of the Day - Have any?

    I wasn't expecting that..."Thank's for the laugh!" :lol:
  14. monkeyburn

    Tanki Picture of the Day - Have any?

    "Ooop's!" Multiple Splash-back! :P
  15. monkeyburn

    Micro-upgrades in progress

    Will a completely upgraded turret exceed the strength of a subsequent non-upgraded turret? For example: Somebody has a completely upgraded M-2 Thunder, is that going to be more powerful than an M-3 Thunder that has not been upgraded?
  16. monkeyburn

    Micro-upgrades in progress

    Are these upgrades permanent for each M category, or do we need to keep spending crystals to maintain them? In other words, if someone has an M-1 turret and wants to upgrade, and they spend the amount of crystals needed for that upgrade; then that upgrade should not run out like is the case with battle supplies. Is this correct? So then, if the upgrade is permanent for each M category, when someone is ready to purchase an M-2 turret; they can upgrade that as well, if they so choose. Is this correct? So then, by the time someone purchases an M-3 turret and they wish to upgrade it will be as though they almost have an M-4 turret. If this is all correct, it sounds good to me, but if these upgrades are not permanent for each M category, then it will be no different than purchasing battle supplies. And many players, unfortunately will get plowed under (left out). So, my last question. When this is going to be installed, will there be instructions in our garage on how to implement the procedure? - And you might want to give a clearer definition about this statement in your topic post: "Each micro-upgrade will cost a small amount of crystals and a period of time during which the upgraded weapon will not be available. At the same time you will be able to do everything instantly for an extra sum of crystals." Thanks..... B)
  17. monkeyburn

    Tanki Picture of the Day - Have any?

    This is definitely a cry for help..."Sigmund Freud would have a field day." B)
  18. monkeyburn

    The emotional Gold Box

    I was on the planet first...You think like me. :lol:
  19. monkeyburn

    Tanki Picture of the Day - Have any?

    Still a very effective strategy...Mini Rail/Mam "What The?" combo, distracts opposing team with amazed laughter - during CTF. :blink: :lol:
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