The exact modifications in Freeze and Firebird's damage output and other statistics can be found here.

Since the long lasting wishes of the topic owner have been met, this topic has fulfilled it's purpose. Closed.

I got a few AA sized batteries somewhere in my drawer, although it's possible my cat has chewed them into A sized batteries. Do those count?

Destrod and Discord rhyme for a reason, which is why I'm sure that this server will be a no-lifing tanki player with bad grades a great success!

I'm happy someone actually wrote this! Thanks. *Gandalf nods* Peregrine Took!

When pineapples are 1% off at Walmart

When your parents tell you to do the chores but you're trying to save tomatoes from ending up as vegetables.

I found the theme to be quite adequate but your expression definitely needs more work, valid attempt nonetheless!

Watch it till the end to maximize efficiency.

2314(Long Live The Rebellion)

Well, writing is something I can never escape entirely, although I am freelancing a bit and because of retiring, I am free, and am not entitled to responsibility. Anyways, I'm glad you made it to the team, and I'm amazed so see how much you've grown from your first approved article in the AWS. Hoping to read some good stuff from you, but in the newspaper this time :P

Let's put a dot in the matter and be done with it, I've obviously lost my touch after months of multing, my last written article was in December, although I had a few stacked up waiting to be published later on

A Porsche, a tin of coke and an overdrive all have one thing in common; they run out of gas before you want them to. Most people press shift and don't bother to care what happens inside a tank when the holy blue light glares into the eyes of fear-stricken tankers, who only wish they had attained good grades and never would've had to play Tanki in the first place. Here's a list of hypotheses which could be the inner feelings of a tank when a certain human decides to shift into heavy gear (please excuse the pun, it's a habit): The Tank had a Mexican night out and drank a few canisters of artificially brewed beverages such as Nitrodka, Doubelarmor martini and of course, a Tank's favourite, Power beer. How is this related to a Mexican night out you say? All the drinks were consumed with a heavy dose of enchiladas, thus resulting in a sudden outbarst of alcoholic perfection. Trouble with the wife. Believe me, even Tanks have to face the dreaded discussion sometimes, where humans yell and argue, Tanks do it much more simply: one concentrated Railgun shot to the hull. Of course, the husband always re-spawns near the edge of the map, but the situation becomes even worse if the re-spawn location is back at the house; then two Railgun shots is the lucky number, and the mistress has had literally no time to think things through. So whenever your tank is ready to go into overdrive, always remember he has an angry wife waiting for him with Railgun shells. This hypothesis was suggested by a local country man. The hypothesis was, Texas. No reason, just Texas. Like blaming the Night-Sisters is a custom in the Reporter hall, blaming Texas for nothing is a custom on Earth. Chuck Norris breathing. Think about it, what if this superhuman was actually linked to us on a more grander scale? As we know it, Chuck Norris was there when no one else was, how do we know that he didn't hardwire his sub-conscience into the Tanki servers? If so, the day overdrives stop coming, will be the day Chuck Norris dies. I believe this was the reason it was introduced in the first place, good ol' Sergei thinking we wouldn't find out, his secret is out now.That's it for today please like and subscribe for more Minecraft videos and send your donations to www.iphone.com they really need it k thx bai

Thoroughly enjoyed reading all the pieces, although I might say that GrandExecutioner had the best one out of the lot from my perspective.

Cya fam, tell Cooper she owes me free cookies

2391..errr I mean, 2394. HA.

Like I said, the latest rock that I found in my backyard serves very well as a computer. Kudos to you though!

How dare you refer to Pikachu as 'it', you heartless monster?

Welcome to the Nuggy Dragons nuglets! Soon you shall join us in the ranks of noob hy6's. And the proud moment of being 'd3s' by pros shall soon be upon you. #SayNoToTurrentRotatingHackers

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Congratulations to Penguins for flapping their way to victory! I hope this marks the beginning of a new era in EN eSports!

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No mult you have to learn how to breathe first