Your answer is up there. If you don't believe, Yisroel.Rabin is an eyewitness of the immortal words. :p no kill, savage

Whew, I didn't actually expect a prize here, given the amount of pro entries as opposed to CtS, but thanks for the consolation! And congrats to all the rest! :d

Funnily enuff, I thought you would be first, cause yours was simply better, but i am honestly overwhelmed by this, like my very first 1st place ever in a newspaper contest! :d Congrats to all the other 10 entries, too! :D Great job, y'all deserved it! :p

I wanna play chess with you, pls, play, come skaip Also, guys, DO NOT forget to organize trainings as much as possible! K? I'm gonna be very angry now if the total amount of leaderboard points in June comes out to be lower than 2.5k, and that calls for serious activity. No. Seriously. You must have trainings, guys, as much as possible.

then explain what on earth is this story :P

Creepy one, barely understood, but gr8 job m8, looking forward to understanding this, and to further chapters :P

Erm... don't use the battle button, choose battles manually. Also, try playing on the server one lower than your designated server. And just look for battles where you're upper ranks. K? Also, you could try entering the Newspaper contests, including the more quizzical Arabic and Hindi ones, as well as the EN ones. Those offer lots of crystals per month, even more so if you also enter Arabic and Hindi ones and are good at doing whatever they task you to do :p Those crystals can help massively in getting big stuff, and try slightly MUing the early M2s you get, those you get till about Second Lieutenant. By about Major, try getting em MUed nicely (don't dare MU beyond that rank), but be careful and dont waste crystals!

Thats what I had to do too, in fact if there was previous word limit I'd do much bigger plot :p

Damn, I'm toasted, my assured 1st place has been stolen :( No, seriously, awesome job man, that was brilliant, far better than I could ever write :D @Gnatty Nice job, you too, man that was a nice twist. I'm interested to see who wins NOW, Kais or you :P

That should win, because of just how big a joke that is :lol: Seriously, that was one pro troll, made me laugh quite a lot :P

Shut up guys, I'm sure XT's trolling because we all know how big a troll this is, so stop making a fuss out of this -_-

Yay, completed my story. Pretty weird tho, fled from the basic idea :( 1983 words, btw, last sentence of original story inclusive but not the rest. If there wasn't this limit I could do way more, but well :(

I had it on my old computer, maybe I won't be able to get it from that now so pls yes, I want it :makes GTA 6: In all seriousness, that prolly isn't gonna come out. Yeah, go talk to their developer, maybe they can sort it out for you :P

Gnatty, today isn't April Fools, so pls. If it is April Fool's, I might as well return. Actualy no. -_-

i can see you're a great Star Wars fan :p Wait what, thats one of the few games I wanted to find on my now abandoned old computer! It could be brought to life, thats why I was feeling nostalgic, guess I found one of the games from that computer :p

To me, it sounds like that kind of post is exactly why you don't get in... Tho yeah, what kind of absolute mult added Banana to the ingame clan?!!

What about playing on main account and sending to alt? I can see why Saur's situation is a cheat, super easy to win on an alt xd

Waw, congrats on changing nickname Newt! :P

Pro. Absolutely pro. Great job, John :D and so, Immune finally rests in peace, goodbye pro series! :p

She's a former member, so.... else there's always a possibility one of the people we rejected was a girl :p Tho agreed, stahp being stereotypical, mults!!

I am, on this day, leaving Tanki forever. I am sad to say this, but the reason is that the Tanki Government rolled out the following poster against me: This is insulting to me, to call me a slave cat and to not call me a slave cat! What’s more, they say they want me dead AND alive, and they simultaneously don’t say so! Imagine how painful that would be and would not be! And look at these cruel people, they want to make an innocent penguin suffer like Schrodinger’s cat, and they at the same time don’t want it! Therefore, I hate this place called Tanki, and do not hate this place! I will, therefore, today pack my bags and leave forever, and at the same time, I will not leave forever! Goodbye and no goodbye. I am really sad to leave, and I am not at all sad to leave. To end this and to not end this, I will quote and simultaneously not quote this famous and, at the same time, unheard-of phrase by The @Remained Writer - “See You Tomorrow!” (and not) Farewell, and not! Here’s a last Smoky shot from me, and not a last Smoky shot! :shot: :D :(

Note: This story is set in the future, in year 2026. Crime vs. Cruelty [iII] Warton took the gunshot, a bullet which hit his back. Blood was the only sight on the area which the bullet hit, and as he fell, he dropped the papers in his hands onto the ground. A number of people ran after him, including he who bore the sin of the murderous gunshot. Sensing that he would not die, they - who all belonged to the terrorist group - raced after Warton to ensure he does die at the hands of their bloodthirsty daggers, for the shot that he took was the last the group had. But he dropped down a small drone with the last of his strength, a nanobot - or a few nanobots that jumped to his back and quickly healed him to the point of letting him fight. He jumped up, seized a gun from his pockets and gunned down every man in sight except one, who missed or blocked every shot. Warton quickly got out a dagger of his own and went to battle. But his opponent was a swift one, and he would never be hit. Warton then ducked and dropped down, and took his chance to shoot him in the stomach. And that is what he did. The man fell dead, and Warton walked out, cleaning the blood and leaving the bodies. A thought struck him. He knew that the group had plans to murder the President and take control. In his mind, he placed the pieces of the puzzle together. And he knew. Starilen - a man-made island and a property of a famed infrastructure company of the same name in Britain, was a gateway to power in Europe. The island had proper government - company officials and other men. And it was the capital of a number of manmade islands. Thus, the terrorists must be company men. But why would a President belonging to the same company, be unaware? The answer struck him. The whole company must have been a huge conspiracy, or at least the islands must have been. The said President was kept unaware to prevent him being a problem. And now, once his assassination took place, nothing would stop Starilen Infrastructure Tech from taking Europe under control. He walked back in, took the papers, and jumped into the car. He drove to a house, one that appeared rather modest for a ruler and rang the bell. The door opened, and he went in. A man greeted him, and he was evidently the President. “Hello. What brings you here?” the man said. “Important matters, Your Honour. That concern the state, and even your life. I am John Warton, a British, um, investigator, you can call me,” the uninvited guest replied. “What do you mean?” Warton handed the papers to him. “Everything was a lie. The company was a conspiracy to take control of Britain and then Europe. I have confirmed, however, that when Starilen started to thrive, the company ditched the plans and focused on the prosperity of their most important property, the islands of Starilen that are under control of Britain, but are known partly as a nation in itself. But some men remained who kept to the island’s purpose. They formed the SDRA, and used it as a cover for their cruelty. They are the ones who will come to assassinate you.” “Thank you for your valuable information, I will act immediately. I am aware you were the one behind a number of assassinations and murders of officials recently, but I can see you are on a mission to protect the islands. You can continue on your mission, but do contact British authorities. We will need help.” the man replied back. Warton quickly noticed a demonic twinkle in the man’s eyes, and then it was not him speaking, but his dagger. The President fell to death, succumbing to the dagger. But there was one lie - the man killed was in disguise. Warton was horrified. Was the real President already murdered? Or, is he a captive in the hands of the cruel terrorists that plague the area? He quickly examined the man’s clothing, and found a single blank paper. Then he realized its information was guarded by fingerprint and eye scan, and he pressed the paper onto the thumb on the fallen man, and opened his eyes for the paper to see, for it did not care whether the eyes were dead or alive. “.---- --... -.... --..-- ... - .-. . . - -.-. ...-- --..-- -. --- .-. - .... .-.. .- -. -.. .-.-.” was the result. He immediately translated through a decryptor he had with him, leading to the text “176, Street C3, Northland”. This revelation was nowhere near pleasant, because it was the address to his primary Starilen home, as well as that of his murdered wife. And whoever had placed the President in his house, had plans to frame him. Unless, it wasn’t the President. He left behind a man to act as the President, and Warton disguised himself as the man he killed at the house. 176, Street C3, Northland, Starilen Central Island In about fifteen minutes, he was at the door the designated location. He knew that going through the main entrance would be foolish, but he also realized that the terrorists may already have planned to greet him; and that in a rather unfavorable way. Therefore, under the disguise of one of the terrorists, he went right through the front door, and came inside the house. He immediately met another of the men, saying to him, “Why are you here? You were supposed to be disguised as the President!” “Don’t worry, I left a man behind. But I’d recommend you to get the President away, because Warton’s coming for us. We could set up a trap for him, leaving somebody else here. I heard his wife was alive, for one,” Warton answered. “Indeed she is. We could leave her here and set a trap for Warton, while we force the President to side with us. Warton is the only obstacle in our path, and him dead would mean our victory. By the way, the army is ready to act in Britain, so once Warton is down, we conquer the world.” “Nice plan. But I’m afraid you won’t be able to execute it,” he replied back, stabbing the man dead, and silencing him. Nobody saw him as he hid the body and cleaned the blood. He went forward and saw an entrance to a hidden room upstairs. He went in, and upon reaching the place, saw a large room with a short end, just small enough to perfectly hold within it a bulletproof glass cell with various robotic arms. It was a torture cell. The room had a complicated and elaborate design to torture prisoners, and there were various methods of torture outside the cell too. In the torture cell, he saw a person, unconscious, lying on the floor of the cell. A few men quickly ran into the room, catching Warton there. He was locked in, with the previous prisoner moved elsewhere in the room. A gunshot was to be heard. A demonic laugh. And a cheer. To Be Continued...

Better idea - if you FJers are to have a training, you invite and they MUST come, even if they're in HD training, that is if FJ has either specified timing trainings or rare trainings. Because HD trainings are pretty common, particularly when I'm around (i'm not rn), so... and anyways, I've always liked having unannounced trainings too. So, better just do it that if FJ trainings are specified OR rare enuff, all players go there even if in HD training, unless said HD training is REALLY important, like war training. So... Also, for code hunters, you're all luckier than me, I entered Newflag and that too on the RU forum :lol: :lol:

Accuse you, of course, because you're Practical Clan Troll Number One, altho the real king would be a certain banana-flavoured hotdog... :P Hah, kidding. GNAT, post that MoD loss on the clan page. And people, do not remember forget Ash's tournament, k? K? K? I am relieved at your yes.

Wait a second guys. Has anyone noticed how a number of low rankers are sequentially spamming us with join requests in silly English and an evident lack of knowledge of the first page? I don't think this is a coincidence, either an HDer or an outsider has made various alts of WO or Lieutenant ranks, probably someone having a lot of time on his hands, and is spamming us! Anyone realized? I'm not gonna be surprised if nobody spams us after this message, too :p