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Lots and lots of practice

Approved Edits: Spacing fixed A few minor grammar changes Overall: Nice beginning to the story, I look forward to reading the rest of it later. Try working on adding more sensory language (I sound like my English teacher) to make it an even more interesting story.

0 I have made my return mults.

I really enjoyed it and the wisdom. As for the formatting: Bright green isn't the easiest to read on a dark forum, just a heads up for the future.

You realize that your whole "Anti" thing is 100% reliant on the MGTA movement. So saying that yours isn't dying is preposterous.

Um, ro ask Rabeen

Does fear count as uncontrollable cringing at your attempted humor?

If you know it is a joke, then why are you ruining it?

Press Secretary Avante_Garde is really lazy As I'm sure you all have noticed, your press secretary was once a reporter. Due to this important task, A_G is, inevitably, a lazy m0lt. I want to chew some gum now. Avante_Grade, Press Secretary

Ok, you are taking this way to far. This is a JOKE, that is not. You are taking this too seriously and are on the verge of being violent and aggressive about it, which is the exact opposite of what we want. We simply hoped to satire current events via Tanki, not start a nuclear holocaust.

We go on the basis of freedom of the press, it is something we hold highly too. Meaning, we can say whatever we want and not get in trouble :D

Anti-MTGA movement started, President unhappy and disappointed. A recent movement has opened up which thrives to tear down our movement. The anti-MTGA movement, as they call themselves, has quickly been brought to the President's attention, and he is mad. "It very bad how these hombres are starting a movement against their own kind. They literally call themselves 'The Anti Make Tanki Great Again Movement.' What do they want? To make Tanki bad? VERY WRONG! UNACCEPTED! #MakeTankiGreatAgain #MTGA #GetTheseHombresOut!" The President will hold a press briefing later today, discussing the specific points he'd like to voice out about this very bad campaign. Also note that I'm very thankful today for taking today's press briefing because today's Sunday and that means extra gum day for Spicy Grady! Avante_Grade, Press Secretary

Secretary of State Angry at President for Taking Credit for Everything Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to report these serious allegations. Our very own Secretary of State, Goldm0lt, has contacted me (a few days ago but I'm lazy) to report on these allegations. According to him, he designed most of the web page, wrote most of our esteemed president's words on the title shpiel, and that Rabin is taking all the glory from him. These shocking accusations were meet the words "mult", "nug", and "wait, gold is alive?". However, these are serious allegations, to which our president with luxurious hair said "WRONG! That is absolutely wrong! Nothing in this project has been done by GoldRock and nothing he says will change that, and frankly, he’s been very very wrong! He has to be put in his place and be told not to lie. I will have to deal with this soon. PROBLEM! BAD!”" This has been a titanic report, once there have been further developments, I will let you know. But for right now, I need to restock on Trident gum. (Trident is still DEFINETLY not a SPONSOR). Avante_Grade, Press Secretary

Please click on detailed drawings to give you an idea of the plans.

President Successfully Receives a Building Permit Ladies and Gentlemen, we have received very good news. The President has successfully obtained a building permit for a wall, from himself. Through 2 long hours of legal procedures, which include but are not limited to getting the paper, getting a pen, finding a different pen because the first didn't work, getting publicity photos, brushing teeth, garnering twitter hype, and breaking the second pen, our glorious leader signed the form itself. The document consisted of detailed drawings and a beautiful signature *Image not provided so it can't be forged*, the wall permit is put into place. The expected costs are "A Lot" and it is expected to be paid "whenever" by "German Nugs". As for when construction begins, well, it is currently stuck in bureaucracy. It has been handed off to , our chief of staff, we expect to hear back from him very soon. With that said, I feel like I should chew some Trident Gum (Trident Gum may or may not be a sponsor of our group). Avante_Grade, Press Secretary

President spotted at McDonald and is so nice to fans Today, the president and his wife, the first lady, Night-Sist- eers- NIGHT SIS, were spotted at a McDonald rest- res- restaurant, oh, that's what it says... OK, anyways, they were spotted there eating... buggers. ... I mean "burgers!" So, yah, the president encountered a couple of supporters and was extremely nice to them and even signed autographs. He later took group pictures with them, leaving his wifi completely unattended... "WIFE!" His "wife!" He left his "wife" completely unattended. OK!? Nobody laugh, this is a very serious issue which the president has asked me to address. Anyways, uhh, so, he took group photos and left Sis behind. Not his sis, his wife Sis. No, not his wife's sis, his wife named Sis. Yes, now that we got that clear I will proceed to chew on some gum. Avante_Grade, Press Secretary

BTRB is in jail, I'm his superior replacement.

I unofficially disagree with this statement, otherwise, it would be in a different forum.

Due to the injustice going on here in the TO world and the mass love of Germans so evidently going on, I will be chewing lots of gum and maybe doing stuff.

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