Your subordinate did :ph34r: But batman saved me k lol xD This is a joke article though so don't mult and certainly don't flame I cannot speaks Russian? I cannots understands? Nor can you understand the stuff I'm saying lol

Pass 2. lol

This is the forum, restricted heavily. My clan's slack chat? Dude! Everybody swears and we don't care what outsiders think!

Main Article How to Join the Noob Army Welcome. Where? To the place where we live... Who are we? The Noob Army. We are a group of people with the ability to be completely noob. || Very few people meet our requirements. Who am I? I will be your inspector. Good luck... And expect someone like me to come with a remark such as, "How do I join up??" I bet you asked that too. I know you wanna be a noob too! Those 5 -- wait, make it 10 -- types of noobs I have posted about in my writing career... it's time to become ALL of them! 1. Ask annoying questions. What's the most annoying question? That's hard. Definitely not "was gold?" Try something more like "how to turn turret?" Remember, never use grammar or capitalization, and make it short, instead of "How do I turn my turret?". Always use punctuation, to punctuate the hope that the Noob Army is just a myth! 2. Make them mad. Of course, asking "was gold" doesn't make you noob at all if you scored first in a 1 hour Polygon CP and had a KDR of over 9000. You've got to do something to make them mad. Steal a pickup when you don't need it and they do? Exactly. Push them into the void? Sure! Anyway, here's a state-of-the-art example: pushed, rekt, owww... Rekt! Now I'm one step closer to getting to the Noob Army! 3. Insult them. When you push them off - I mean, they ruin a play, obviously, - what do you do? Obviously, you shower them with verbal abuse so they leave and so you get more of the fund! Anyway, having a good flame war just makes them mad. And then they leave! (Note from author: Don't do this, if you do this I will push you into the void k.) Just follow my tips, and I think you'll do fine for the testing of applicants for the Noob Army! Hello again. I see the work you've done. You seem to be a brilliantly crafted and well-learned - oh, who am I kidding, noobs are never well learned - and you are a perfect fit for us. Pushing that professional @BLASTER872 off... You have served me well. Your master @tweezers is satisfied with his revenge... For now. Hey everyone, thank you for reading this article! Keep turning your turrets, and this is BLASTER872... logging out.

if i proposed adding AZ's kick2 mods come and flame k

That's true, it's not really appropriate. Wish OPs had more power.

No. But I'm a dropout. Dropped out on my sophomore year. School sucks k. And I'm gonna read 3 musketeers soon. Start of Monte is boring though, but it is essential to understand the plot

I don't have the time to find NS's post but waw finally I'm not the only nerd who read The Count of Monte Cristo. LoTR is good. Read that a long time ago. Re-reading. Forgot the plot xD

Tornado is for little kids. Rather have 200K crystals than that kit and have 100K crystals. Tornado bad choice.

Sentiments has been replaced with "What's Going On." Please enjoy.

m'kay, you two go longer, we're still gonna flame but not on this page

Rants || A Series of Complaints Episode 4 || "Education" System Hey all! I did say I'd rant about life sooner or later aaand... Here I am! The little bit of education I received was insignificant. First of all, all the school supporting parents have kept saying "school is social even if u dont learn" Well that's a surprise! Didn't know sitting in a desk, rotting your brain, not talking for 45 minutes at a time is called social! And school isn't educational either! Drawing stuff doesn't help everybody learn! How does drawing a stupid "cover page" help? All I see is people remembering how boring it was or the drawings, not the FACTS! And I had no idea that you needed to learn grammar to be a.. carpenter! Now we don't have choices on what to take! I do NOT care about grammar, since when does not knowing how to form a sentence injure your ability to simulate? The only thing I can't do is simulate a nerd k, and I don't need to. #RantComplete When you could be spending time learning what'd actually help and at your own pace instead of the perpetual boredom that eventually overwhelmed me and had me decide to drop out of high school. I am successful because my colleagues see my skill, and I don't need a degree to prove I can make a better simulation then people who wasted their time completing school. You can be successful no matter what, you do not need the low quality education that is offered. And I know, some countries are not this bad, but I went to America's education program and went to America's school. It's like counting sticks! What's Going On Hello nugs, welcome to my new section. Since I'm a troll and not a sentimental guy, I guess I just made this. This is to explain what's going on: My plans, ans stuff. Just announcing that the new section is out. Not much else to say. Hope you enjoyed! Question Of The Week When does trolling become not OK?

Umm, how do you get scammed with TX keys. TX key is not an impossible thing. They exist. 999,999,999,999 crystal generators do not exist. And you did it since you hate TX but others love it so you wanted others to benefit, I guess

:D I blocked PMs for a damn good reason You won't get anything done with your reputation against mine, Dage. So I suggest you stop trying.

I don't think DageLV is a good choice, gets sensitive real easy and almost got us in trouble with the mods since he flamed another clan, however when I responded to the other clan I told them he isn't my responsibility anymore as he is kicked. He just doesn't seem to be able to know that because ONE GUY makes a slightly racist joke in the internet that we found funny doesn't mean we're all noobs. PLS. And I won't say "if uu acept doge i kik u cuz i can" but I think it's just not a good idea. I personally do not want to see this guy in another clan especially not an allied one

dem people made me mad k and no, check our ally lists, we have not ended it And if I shot you, everyone'd be laughing

Duels are noob k.

Short and simple, however I feel the only reason I skipped nothing is because before I got bored it was already the end. Even if it is supposed to be informative slip a joke or two in there. Nice article, really like the way you organized everything!

Objection, I have no glasses! And never wear them! Nor do I need to!

september 15th, please add me

Like if Tanki Online should make the amount of crystals you get from buying 1 million times more, release a kit that is unlocked at recruit and has all the m3 equipment + protection and that normal methods of earning crystals are 21 times slower

When do y'all publish again? Cuz I'm noob and know nothing about newspaper k

Thanks! And yeah maybe some have thought about it before Roddy don't post like you do now post like this instead: Tanks!

Tell HD sry for leaving k

No prablem for deh bump