I hack the NSA and retrieve proof that you gave your account away. Then you get banned for sharing your account. I challenge TPBM to a game of Hearthstone, but he has to play Shaman and can only use the basic cards.

If they're getting the top battle score, then they must be doing something right. They probably are actually good. Skill is a much greater force than slightly stronger equipment. Looks to me like you're just butthurt. "Meaning judge a tanker not by equipment, but by removing all his/her equipment, giving him/she a M0 rail and hornet, and doing a 1 vs. 1. Only way to show skills." I'm terrible at Railgun but amazing at Vulcan, almost always coming in first or around first despite spending no money at all. I guess that means I have no skill. On topic, this is a stupid update. I don't have thousands of crystals to throw around on meaningless gifts (do they even stick around somewhere?); I'd rather spend crystals on actual equipment. If I think you're good/bad, I'll use the chat box to praise/insult you.

I'm Bruce Lee. I summon Cthulhu to eat TPBM.

I become a lich. I use my magic to obliterate TPBM.

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If the Vulcan is for cowards, then why does it require one to expose themselves to fire for prolonged periods of time? If you ask me Railgun is the coward gun, always hiding.

Good thing I'm TPBM then. TPBM gets shreksterminated.

Your terrible spelling prevents you from doing that. I kick TPBM into a well and shout "THIS IS SPARTA!"

Omnomnom. HWYKM if I didn't post anything? I don't think you understand who Zeus is. It takes a lot more than a fork to kill a god.

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Wait until your DA runs out, then 2 DD M3 shaft rounds to the head. Boom. HWYKM if I was Zeus?

You never existed because I traveled back in time and prevented your birth. HWYKM if I was Illuminati?

Get an eyepatch and become a pirate. WWYDI a pirate plundered all ye booty?

I must be a robot, so I crush you with my superior robotic strength. HWYKM if I was a robot? (And I'm waterproof)

An hero. HWYKM if everything was spiders?

You would probably get arrested, unless you had consent. WWYDI you accidentally the Internet?

*sigh* Yet another joker who seems to think that buying=instant win. You can use your own drugs, heck sometimes if the drugger is really bad you don't even need em. I just don't understand where the "you're either an unstoppable force or weak as a kitten" thinking comes into play; again, even if you don't drug you're still more than cannon fodder. Buyers can't get anything you can't get yourself. Because that would look ugly and unprofessional.

WWYDI I broke the rules of the game and didn't include the WWYDI part?

That's just lag.

-2 you dirty cheating double poster.

By a lucky genetic quirk, I am resistant to the poison. I backstab TPBM. (I'm playing Spy, so backstabs are instakills)

Wear a helmet next time. WWYDI Satan stole your soul?

You probably choose weak and/or common passwords and/or you have a keylogger. I'd run a virus scan or two and use a more complex password with numbers, caps, special characters, the whole nine yards.

First of all, the only thing locked behind a paywall is the premium paint, and even that's just meh at higher levels of play. Second of all, those 74% of tankers who can't or won't buy should be grateful to the 26% who can and do. Because those 26% pay for their free game. Again:

But I kill you two and the guy in a fit of rage since no one will read the bloody topic. He ded.