I don't know if that was an attack, or defending yourself... but you clearly have no idea how to play this game. My creative capacity utterly drained by dealing with such foolishness, I just throw a brick at TPBM.

I have bulletproof underwear. I show smile.jpg to TPBM. If TPBM doesn't know what it is, then Google it for crying out loud.

That doesn't mean Tanki Online staff couldn't make an account with that name.

The attack never happens because you didn't respond to me. I show smile.jpg to TPBM.

I previously replaced all your shells with blanks, so there's nothing but a flash and a boom. I show smile.jpg to TPBM.

But the firecracker ignited some jet fuel and melted the steel beams above him, collapsing the building. He ded.

But he was sliced to ribbons by the broken glass. He ded.

Bendstherules.

I take cover, and as soon as the rail shot goes off I pop back out and take a potshot at him. The men in black appear at TPBM's house to disappear him.

Yes, in a self-preservation sense, however I don't worry too much about it. Are you afraid of your government?

But he wasn't wearing a seatbelt, so the impact throws him from the car before he explodes. He no ded.

I shoot the drone down with a shotgun and then sell t-shirts. I convert all the money I make into pennies, and then drop it all on TPBM.

I just light it on fire and run. I removed it, that's what you wanted right? The person below me gets caught in the blast.

Pssst... Fatal_Attraction, I think you missed my post. First page, last post.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

I'm inside a shark so I'm fine. TPBM gets eaten by a shark in a sharknado.

I would give the pizza box a flying knee, causing the pizza slices to fly into the air, where I grab them with my teeth out of midair. HWY defeat the Kurgan in a sword fight?

But then Odin gave him a godly spanking for being such a punk! He ded.

Everyone would get banned by angry kids abusing their power. I've been hackusated at least once in DM for being 2skilled.

Parachutes don't work in space so he ded.

I rotate my Firebird 180 degrees and fire it, that's basically a rocket right? Now I'm in 1st.

Not. I frequently top the battle's leaderboard with my M0 Dictator/Vulcan. BON?

That's not an alternate world. WYLTLIAWW where everyone was a wizard?

In a string of incredible coincidences, the heat from the Firebird causes a slight course redirection of the gauss gun, hitting the Thunder shot mid-air, the explosion of which launches the acid into the coalition sv, which dissolves. I pay a shipload of pirates to beat up the poster below me.

But then he was hit by space junk. He ded.