Y'all don't seem to get the problem. He accidentally shot a friendly in a normal game, and the knockback pushed him off a cliff. I find a teammate shooting me to be quite annoying, especially when I'm shaft as that will knock me around and ruin my shot. Perhaps remove knockback from friendly fire, or allow it to be toggled in case a friend wants to help you get out of a tricky spot.

Unless someone admits they're using lower tier equipment out of sheer malice, that shouldn't be a bannable offense. Maybe he wants to branch out and try a new turret before he sinks loads of money into it. The differences between the Ms are big but not gamebreakingly huge; a skilled player using lower tier gear can still be just as good as a bad player using higher tier gear. Having fun or playing differently should not be a bannable offense. Perhaps we should make using weaker turrets, even if properly upgraded, bannable. (Let's face it-you can't perfectly balance everything. If everything really was perfectly balanced we'd probably see a more even spread of turrets) Or having low skill bannable. Or being new. Any rule that requires being the Stop Having Fun Guy is a stupid rule.

But NewbieCake didn't read the post above him, so he no ded.

I play Mammoth/Vulcan and my D/L almost never drops below 2.

If I were a liar, wouldn't I just tell you I was honest anyway?

But the cannibals are from the future and stomp his tank with their mech. He ded.

If I'm in the nuke there's no room for fissile material, so it does nothing. TPBM finds themself in Shrek's swamp, right in front of Shrek. Prepare to get shrekt scrub, your time is ogre.

But this is Inception, and he's still dreaming, and a T-rex eats him. He ded.

There's enough cement to absorb the blast, and cement is fireproof so the napalm just sits there. TPBM is an illegal immigrant and being chased by Donald Trump.

He hears a thunderous cry of "HIDE, COWARDS! HEEEYYAAAAAH!" as my glorious Vulcan M3-Mammoth M3 crests a nearby bridge and opens fire on him with DD. He ded.

It's a good idea that should be eliminated??? I'm not following you. So... in order to fix "pay2win" we should give buyers more power... Are you threatening me? Because it sounds like you're threatening me.

For everyone who thinks that buying crystals or premium accounts will be the death of the game, isn't fair, etc, etc, I have a question: How would YOU do it? What's your plan to earn money while keeping the game 100% balanced? What's your plan to make the game "fair" while ensuring there is still a game to play? If you have a really good idea, speak now and maybe the devs will implement it. Or you can keep whining because some guy who's better than you beat your butt and happened to be premium. I have a feeling most people will choose the second option.

Premium accounts aren't a free ride, they just reduce the grind.

I would lock you in a mental hospital since you clearly need it. HWYKM if no one responded to anything I said with even the barest acknowledgement I said it? (For everyone who's responded to me, this is a subtle wake-up call to ACTUALLY READ WHAT I POST)

It's a toy bulldozer for a 3 year old. That doesn't hurt me at all. TPBM is sp00k3d by sp00ky sk3l3t0ns and has a heart attack from the sp00kyn3ss.

But the brony fandom forms a giant human chain to pull her out of the black hole. She no ded.

But you were supposed to say she no ded, so it doesn't count. She no ded.

Tactical nuke. HWYKM if [REDACTED]?

But the demon left her body before impact so he didn't die too, so she jumped off him and was safe. She no ded.

The devil doesn't kill people, he wants to corrupt them and take their souls. She no ded.

I would ban you since you clearly don't understand the game (you forgot your own HWYKM) or the leadership structure of Anonymous (there is no leader). HWYKM if [REDACTED]?

The wall was padded because she's in an insane asylum. She no ded. DO NOT QUESTION THE RIDICULOUS GAME AND ITS IMPLAUSIBLE STORY

I would refer you to the proper thread for your post. HWYKM if I was the leader of Anonymous?

Become a necromancer, raise you from the dead, and kill you. HWYKM if I was the leader of Anonymous?

That doesn't even make sense, she ded.