Roses are red Violets are blue Please be my Valentine I'm waiting for you Blood is red Bruises are blue Don't say no.... Courtesy of overly attached girlfriend :D.

Gl man, not that I knew you. I just wanted to say that capitalizing the first letter of each word kinda looks cool.

It's the Bundesliga, aka the best.

Certainly! I think the current Esports setup is boring. If it was changed to this, then I'd be much more interested.

Lham, never change.... :lol:

Fill in the application and either PM it to me, or post it in the topic :).

Umm.... 11 And congrats to recco9 for finding this section.

I went into one of those sites that were advertised in the chat and posted sgjaslghsh for my nickname, and ewfwkf for my password. Then they asked me for my Email and password, for which I put whefwh and dfnwv (don't remember exactly of course, they were all random letters). Nothing about the Email not being valid, or my password or username being incorrect :lol:. Oh, and I'll help too. Idk exactly when or where I'll be on though.

:ph34r: The true reason for my obsession with Tanki comes out. xD I was just being funny. I thought it was great just because of Valentines day and Night writing that long newspaper article about girls :lol:. Perfect target.

I luv Night. I wish she wuz mah girlfriend. Dats y I stalk her. I was using the chat and forum, and would check on them every five minutes or so.

Id really k what I'm gonna get yet. All the kits are waaay to expensive even with the sale. I might just save. It usually does.

That thought crossed my mind too, but they stayed in for like thirty minutes without their score going up. My explanation is still best :P.

You can imagine what happened here. Night probably went on the chat and said "any1 wunt a sexy gf" and of course greyat fell for it. Just in time for valentines day too. *sigh* The grey cat and the girl dark force user, a match made in heaven.

First off, I finally ranked :D! Goodbye WO ranks, I can't say I'll miss your nooby, non-turret-turning ways. Here's the pic The game ended up pretty good too. Dragon is a pro And while I'm at it, I'll go ahead and post some other funny things too. On Valentines day, I found two lovers meeting in a battle O.o Love hangs in the air, and what a perfect match too. The cat and the creepy sith girl. Found one of the funniest things ever on the chat And that's about all :).

I know :D! Bye bye WO ranks, can't say I'll miss ya that much. It's not that inactive, it's just that people aren't on when you are.

Interesting to know a bit more about good ol' Laser, but I'd like the questions to be more in depth. Imo, you should have asked him more about the games he made, and other things like that. Still, I'm not judging you because I realize that English isn't your first language, and I know how hard it is to learn a second one.

:wub: The newspaper just isn't the same without it ^_^.

http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=307169 #Shamelessadvertising Also, I added your website to the main page, Yk.

This isn't even up to 100,000 yet .__. 24,289

Nub, y no funny GIF?!

I thought it was possible to homeschool in Germany, but just very hard. Must've been wrong though. You just kinda described America right there :mellow:. I'm not a huge fan of China, but I have some friends who used to live there, and it's not really as bad as some people think it is. For a communist country, they aren't very communist. Edit: Oh btw, congrats on ranking Shell! And Yk...

XD this topic has been resurrected. +++ ^This. No offense, but where are the people who said premium would be OP and would unbalance Tanki. It seems to have had almost no effect on the gameplay.

Thank you :D. I hope I at least get a consolation, because I wasted twenty minutes writing this when I should have been finishing my English essay :ph34r:.

U is hy6, k :P.

GodMode_ON It is with a heavy heart that I give my recount of the happenings all those long years ago. When the world of Tanki was in its first stages of growth. Certain things have come up though, which have made it necessary to give the truth. It happened many years ago, during the hardest battles against the lags and hackers. I was there, in the middle of it all. The people of Tanki were leaving. Too long had hackers been ruining their lives, and the time had come for something to happen. The gods in their abode atop mount Perm, deliberated over what they should do. Their warriors were spent, and defeat seemed inevitable. All was lost, until he came. He was nothing special in the eyes of the gods, only a small warrior from earth, granted immortality after a favor done for a lesser god. But through much discussing, he persuaded the gods to give him command of the last army, for one final stand against the hackers. Boldly they marched out against their foes, with their leader at the forefront, charging so gallantly, we thought, to their death. All was quiet in the fortress, everyone walked as though in a daze, straining their ears to hear any sounds of battle from without. Then, in an instant, a mighty horn blast was blown, sending us all into a frenzy. It was the army returning. In victory or defeat we knew not. The gates flew open, and the victorious commander rode in on his steed. The city around us burst into songs and laughter. The hackers had been defeated, and the lags vanquished. The commander was given the title of Protectorate of Tanki. In the years that followed, when hackers once again slinked back after their defeat, the hero, now known as GoodMode_ON, rode out with his band of followers to drive them out again. His fame spread throughout the entire land of Tanki, and many songs were sung about his bravery. But alas, all good things must come to an end. I know not how it started, but rumors began circulating about GoodMode. He was beginning a revolt against the gods, some people said. Others stated that he was in fact a hacker in disguise. These whispers did not go noticed by the high council, and they went in session to discuss the young hero. After many long days of heated debate, the final verdict was revealed: GoodMode was banished from the realms of Tanki for high treason and fraternizing with hackers. How the high council came to these discoveries, no one knew, but GoodMode was soon escorted outside the city with an armed guard. As they left him on the outer boundaries of Tanki, he declared "You'll regret this!" The guards took no notice of this threat, and sent him away into the wild. All was well again in Tanki, for many years, until rumors of a new threat, more terrible even than hackers or lags, arose. A human had been seen. His power was unmatched, and no person had yet been able to stop him. His name was GodMode_ON. ***** Wordcount: 522 I don't really care if I win or not, but that was extremely fun to write. I went and read some Greek Mythology books before I started just to get in the mood :D. Great contest TNT.