Going for originality with my ones :lol:. I don't have much hope though. Edit: I didn't look at previous winners, so I don't know if I was plagiarizing. I hope not though.

Oh, then I apologize. I suppose rabble rouser isn't really the word I was looking for there, but for lack of a better term, that'll have to be it for now :). My thesaurus doesn't have anything better than rabble rouser. In all honesty though, you aren't actually rousing a rabble, you're pretty much just sorta having a war of words with the newspaper admin, and having a good relationship with him (and everybody else for that matter) is essential for the life of the TWG.

I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that I used any language in that post. I can hide or edit it if you want :).

Only one big game with DF :c. Still, not bad considering I was AFK for a third of it. And you see that PING? That's my life :mellow:.

Now I'm sorta glad I had to leave the TWG.... :mellow: I know I have no say anymore, but if I did, I'd vote to kick IEMB. You don't need rabble rousers in this group.

Mr. Catalyst telling us to obey the rules :lol:. Too good.

Ty Lham. In time for the sales too :).

If I don't get it before the sales will you give me an extra 10k for compensation? :ph34r: Crystals plzzz newspaper admin.

Nice one BDT. This thing has going on a long time :lol:. They were right in the middle of an issue. I suppose that Dragon just wanted to pop this in before next one. C'mon Ford, why so snappy? Btw, what happened to the NATN?

Man! You seem to have some warped views in life :P. I remember when you posted on my premium players thread too, and you were the same way. You're probably a troll.... Anyways, both Lham and L-O-T-S answered you pretty darn well, so I don't feel the need to do it again (Ty guys).

Most of these threads get closed. I'm not complaining though, and I still have the same views :).

That's great (maybe). Admins always come up with great ideas :).

Caught two GBs yesterday. One on my main, and one on my alt :D. On my alt, no one knew what it was except one guy, and he was lagging. The other catch was the usual mad dash and pile-up. I drugged a double damage, killed the guy who was going to catch it, and then drove in B). Oh, and I don't do marshal arts :ph34r:. As D56S said, it's nearly impossible to do anything like that where we live. Sweet! Because Dilsha probably won't see this, then I'll have to be him. GOOD LUCK :P Oh, congo to Dragon for getting consolation prize in the "Tanki Mythology" contest, and congo to me for getting first place ;). OP kit, here I come.

^Everyone's favorite four-legged animal ;).

Wait, wait. I'm not leaving Tanki. I'm just leaving TWG, and cutting my forum time down a bit (although I've already been doing that). You'll still see me on once or twice a week, if you're friends with me.

Well guys, this is it. I'm announcing my resignation from the TWG. Don't have enough time to write anything really (unless you can somehow convince my mom to let me do Tanki articles instead of English :P). I don't want to leave, TWG has been a great place where I've made some new friends, and have had some great conversations. I might return in the Summer, once I finish my school, but until then, this is it. Thanks for all of you putting up with my nuggishness in my few months with you. It's been fun, even if I only wrote one nooby article. You were the people who taught me that writing about Tanki could actually be fun. Keep it up guys ;). KG

Please no reporters saying that this has already been done before :ph34r:. Good job, Kruth. Maybe a little too short though.

GOOD LUCK

^ B) Keep it up ;) Good issue, but it was definitely lacking both Night's and Stratus' masterpieces.

Shhh, let us still think that those are the reasons :P. Obviously, when Grey saw my post in the jokers topic, he started on this guide to make an excuse.

Great, although I wasn't even here for most of those updates.

LaserShark won. What a surprise surprise :P.

Whoa! I wasn't expecting that :blink:. Thanks TNT, and congrats to everybody else.

Sorry for my inactivity guys. I've been busier with my school than I usually am. Even now, I only have enough time to say a few things. Welcome back Judgement :)! Glad you've decided to play again. And Dragon (storms, not judgement) I'll put the chatzy room up, but I don't even know the password :mellow:. Now my mom just called to tell me to start packing the car for a trip. I'll talk more when I get to my destination.

You have immense power over us, Lham. All you need to do is hold back the newspaper for a week, and we'll be crawling at your feet, begging you to release it :P.