Puddin' Sugarcookies.

It's his life. Btw, congrats on your rankup.

Try joining Don't tread on me if their applications are open. They seem like a good clan.

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That moment when you see all the latest posts in the duelist section were made by Dilsharox.

What? I can't give you any advice really, because I don't have a channel myself. If I were you, though, I'd look at famous youtuber's channels and see what they do.

Besides my above post, I'll say this. There really aren't many noob flooders out there. The only one that comes to mind is Agent101US. Other than that, the noobier members on the forum tend to keep quiet. The main flooder on the forum is Dilsharox, and he is a commander. I have a pretty big number of posts (475), but most of those are from forum games, which, I might add, are also played by many Gissimos. So, your comment about noob flooders is not true. I do agree, though, that the forum is pretty boring now.

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+1

​Hehe, those caterpillars always get the job done. *cough cough* *ahem* I didn't say anything, honestly, anyway, glad you're better. Ok conscience, I know I'm not supposed to lie. 3

9 more days! :D :D :D :D :) :) :) :) ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: Ok, enough emojis.

Cya man. Hope you feel better.

Born in America, live in Cambodia.

Ok, I admit, the only reason I'm intent on putting Santa down is the fact that my house has no chimney. Therefore, I naively thought no presents would get to our house, making me bitter. Instead, I fashioned a tube made out of spoons which Santa can stuff the loot down :). All's good now.

Yes and no. Some low-rankers are worthy of respect, and are not the average Tanki players, but most of the time I spend on the EN9 chat is filled with dumbness. I will make an example like Drazer and Hazard did: Random 1: who want 99999999 crystals random 2: hi Random 3 ---> random 1: me random 4: who wants a bf random 1 ---> random 3: ok i need your password Myself ---> random 1: Trading and transferring accounts is against the game #rules, and will result in a ban. random 1 ---> Me: **** noob random 1 ---> Me: **** off Me ---> random 1: I'll report you if you continue with this. random 1 ---> me: hhh i a mod random 4: who wants **** random 2: hi me ---> random 1: Um, I have a list of chat mods in front of me from the wiki, and you aren't on this list. random 1 ---> me: lol im new random 4: fhefkwelfjeoifjwldkfjsldfklwefnsdkfklwemflwefij me ---> random 1: Chat mods must be rank captain or higher, and follow all rules. Both of those you have failed. random 2 ---> me: hi random 1 ---> me: this is a alt and i have to trade accounts for my job random 1 ---> me: ostrica told me to me ---> random 1: that sounds so realistic, now stop or I'll report you for trading accounts, profanity, and impersonating a mod. me ---> random 2: hello random 4: who wants bf random 1 ---> me: **** *random 1 leaves EN9* That circumstance up there actually happened once, Almost word for word. It goes to show that some low-rankers do not deserve to be respected. Similarly though, some are very nice, not having been corrupted by the Tanki ways. I've had some very enjoyable chats with some EN9 geifreiters before.

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We all do probably. But seriously, what?

Yep, and not even 747s can land on one of them. Boo Santa! The Tooth fairy and Easter bunny totally rule :P.

This is something my physics teacher said before Christmas break. I was able to find it online. Original Title: IS THERE A SANTA CLAUS? No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen. There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear to) handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census)rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west(which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding etc. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour. The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal anoint, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth. 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake.The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim)would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force. In conclusion -- If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now. Hope you enjoyed.

I'm from NZ? That's news to me. It seems like I'd know where I was living :P.

This should be in the forum games section. Good idea MandyMarc. And, as Dilsha says, Nice.

Tanks Bydo :).

I've only got a wii, which I love, but my brother-in-law has an Xbox 1. Halo is one of my favorite game on any console (after EA Sport's Fifa games), and I'm looking forward to playing Halo 5 for the first time. On PCs (my main gaming devices) I mostly play Minecraft and Tanki. Maybe the occasional game of Donkey kong, Mario Kart, or Lego Star wars on the Wii, or Football manager and Sonic Dash on the Ipad will interrupt my usual routine, but overall, I stick with my three favorites: Tanki, Minecraft, and Fifa. Out of curiosity, have any of you played any of Pangea Software classics? I will never forget those old games on our ancient i-mac, they include: Bugdom, Ottomatic, Weekend warrior (yes I spelled that right), Crow-mag rally, Nanosaur, and Mighty Mike.

Woo hoo! Come to the light side all you poor public schooled kids. Another funny youtube I found :lol:. https://youtu.be/RU2jdDGStsg

Currently, Christmas music.