Oh my word this was great.

Great. Gl with future articles.

*sniff* *sniff* I was mentioned in the TO newspaper. I can now die in peace. Seriously though Stratus, I do not think that drugging is bad, but the overuse of drugs is. Overusing drugs slightly takes away some of the fun that Tanki brings. When I'm playing a CTF game, and an opponent takes the flag and drugs a nitro, I let it go, knowing that that was the reason the devs inputed drugs. Just today though, an extreme drugger zipped into our base, with a nitro and DD. He took our flag and made his retreat. Immediately, three of my teammates swarmed him, but it was to no avail. He drugged a repair kit and DA, and zipped to the safety of his base. That one person drugged a repair kit, a DA, and a DD (I know he drugged the DD because I had seen him equip it) in the space of a minute. That is what I get annoyed at. Overall, though, drugging isn't that bad at my rank. Very entertaining article btw. I always look forward to reading your pieces more than anyone else.

Loved it Strats, keep it up.

Oh, I love fairy tales, I might enter. I want to point out a mistake, though, you say: Word count must be 750 or less Shouldn't it be 750 or fewer?

Great one again NS. I enjoyed it.

It's already out where I live, I could go down to the local store and buy a pirated version :D. Just saying this to make you jealous. My family doesn't actually buy pirated movies, so I probably won't see it for another few months. I'm looking forward to it though.

Lol "good comment" When (normal) people play Tanki they don't (usually) wanna be annoying. Get outta here troll :P.

Sorry, but this club doesn't actually play against people. All it is, is a place where homeschoolers can get together and show how great we are (among other things). If the low-rankers wanna battle you, it's their choice, and they can send you a PM.

Ok, if you think a better logo would be too much, I'll cancel my order. As for what I actually do when I'm homeschooling, I just sit on my couch, no-lifing, playing Tanki, and eating chips. Whenever a government worker knocks on the door, my mom gives me a school book and I pretend to be studying furiously. On my tests, I look everything up on Wikipedia so I'll get 100%. Overall, it's pretty easy. You should really ask your mom if you could start.

Np. Btw if you want, you can join the Homeschooler Club. Just so you know I'm not a stalker, I found out that you're homeschooled from the "Homeschool Players" discussion.

My desire to reach Major just quadrupled.

I'm homeschooled, it's impossible to not be addicted to school.

your you're great BTRB, hope you'll get accepted to the reporter position next time you apply. You deserve it.

Flooder, you just did that to increase your post count. Noob.

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I need the sage advice of the experts here. By the time Christmas, and hopefully a sale, rolls around, I should be a WO4. I currently have about 25k crystals, and will will probably have over 30k after I rank. Now, here's my dilemma: what should I buy? Normally, I use a Twins M0/Isida M1+Hornet M1, but Isidas tend to take your D/L ratio down (yes I care about that), and I've heard Twins aren't very effective at higher ranks. So, what should I buy? I don't need any advice on what hull to get, because my heart is set on the Hornet M2 when I unlock it, but I have no idea of what turret to get. Thanks. Don't mind the mistakes, I wrote this in like 30 seconds.

Great :D. I don't know what "A Space Odyssey is though."

Thanks. I don't think the page set up is very good because I don't even have a logo yet.

Holiday paint :P, it's the coolest and nobody uses it.

I realized that I haven't actually filled out the application form :ph34r:. So here goes: Age: 14 and a half (I'm very proud of that half :P) Real name (optional): Well, it is optional... Country: As I said to Ford on a different topic, I'm an American citizen living oversees currently running away from the CIA. English level (1/10): Well, it's my first language, so like most Americans it's about 2/10. Have you ever been banned?: Not yet :ph34r:. Are you polite?: I try to be Are you a homeschooler :rolleyes:: My entire life so far. Why do you want to join this club?: I made it. (duh) Want to say a few words about yourself?: I like books, games, adventure, mud, soccer, and my school.

Never heard of it, it sounds interesting though.

Nice skills. You've got talent. Agent, please stop flooding, you're giving a bad name to Americans.

You, your bro, and your friend should join the Homeschooler club. Just go to the "Specialist club" section, fill out the form, and send it to me via pm or forum post. We'd be glad to have you. Updated group: All the people in the last group+ @MessagerAngel Oldprophet fun2kill You should get them to log into the forum, so I can tag their names.