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  1. T-34-3m

    Least Fun Night of Tanki Ever

    Exactly, I only use the fire upwards and move back one when under attack. Most people will try and get right up on me thinking I'll suicide myself attacking them.
  2. T-34-3m

    Least Fun Night of Tanki Ever

    But it guarantees they self destruct, resulting in nothing happening. It's literally just a pointless death.
  3. T-34-3m

    Least Fun Night of Tanki Ever

    Don't tempt fate. They'll make a 100% Isida protection module that prevents healing too or something. .-.
  4. T-34-3m

    Meaning of Life ?

    I keep SAYING that, but he pulls those uppercuts!
  5. T-34-3m

    Meaning of Life ?

    Figuring out how to beat Soda Popinski.
  6. T-34-3m

    Titan-Railgun chapel [TRC]

    As we open for our Wednesday ceremony, let us hold our hands in holy matrimony. Oh Titan-Rail, oh Titan-Rail, may thy armor shine strong Oh Titan-Rail, oh Titan-Rail, may thy beam glow bright Thy beam art long, thy beam of light Railgun's beam shall pierce the night! Oh Titan-Rail, oh Titan-Rail, may thy armor shine twice as much Oh Titan-Rail, oh Titan-Rail, thy armor nay shall fail as such You may be seated. In this week's preaching, I shall regale to you the importance of Guerilla. The paint has more utility than you realize, providing an early camoflauge against those with a weak PC. As it blends in with the grass of most maps, they will merely see a low-resolution hill in the middle of nowhere, before a beam of divine light hits him and makes him see the error of his ways! Deceit is our art, my brethren, as we are a clandestine group. Always remember these two things; Drink your Ovaltine, and show them the light from the shadows. I would like to dedicate this segment to our new high priest Steele, taker of shots, who was recently inducted within our ranks. His induction oath as quite good, impressive; The positions of recruiter, clergymen, and altarboy are still open respectively, so apply to what you believe will suit you here; https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1X81f1JX7Vm9iCyc7ljVOJk5rsT56H8IWidlIWZu8Zpk
  7. T-34-3m

    Least Fun Night of Tanki Ever

    Same. I mostly ran into the usual with slightly more Isidas.
  8. T-34-3m

    What is your wisdom?

    Self deprecation is the most intelligent form of humor.
  9. T-34-3m

    Least Fun Night of Tanki Ever

    Keep in mind non-MUed, a M0 Magnum deals 1000-ish damage on a good day. Double damage lets them put a Mammoth in a wheelchair upon a direct hit. If they're really good, they can cover the entire map. Let that sink in.
  10. T-34-3m

    Least Fun Night of Tanki Ever

    If I can use Magnum, it's not a masterful turret.
  11. T-34-3m

    Titan-Railgun chapel [TRC]

    Wait until Wednesday, my preachings happen then.
  12. T-34-3m

    Let's Discuss Railgun!

    Do unnecessary spins and flips and generally have an ego the size of the moon. Reply to everything with xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa.
  13. T-34-3m

    Destroyed tank paint

    But your nickname appearing would be a dead giveaway. Cool idea regardless.
  14. T-34-3m

    Let's Discuss Supplies!

    It's directly proportional to your disposable income and skill multiplied.
  15. T-34-3m

    Let's Discuss Magnum!

    Damage for nothing I want my I want my huge K/D(x4) Look at them new treads, that’s the way you do it Playing the Magnum on the TDM That ain’t fightin’, that’s no way to do it Damage for nothing and kills for free Now that ain’t fightin’, that’s no way to do it But lemme tell ya, them Mags ain’t dumb Maybe get some damage on yourself All cause you get a sore trigger thumb We gotta play these Railguns and Smokies, skillful turrets away We gotta move all around the map, we got ourselves some fine K/Ds See that little Wasp with the Magnum and the DD? That’s his own little camping spot That little Wasp, got himself a K/D That little Wasp, ain’t gone and fought We gotta play these Shafts and Thunders, skillful turrets away We gotta move all around the map, we got ourselves a nice K/D Move it move it We gotta play these Freezes and Isidas, skillful turrets away We gotta maneuver all around the map, we got a good little K/D Looky look now I shoulda learned to play that Magnum I shoulda stayed behind that wall Look at that Wasp, sticking it to em now We could’ve got em And he’s up there, doing what? Covering our flank? Firin at nothin like a chimpanzee That ain’t fightin’, that’s no way to do it Damage for nothing and kills for free We gotta play these Strikers and Fires, skillful turrets away We got ourselves a bad K/D Listen here, now that ain’t workin’. that’s the way you do it You play the Magnum on the TDM Damage for nothing and your kills for free(x14, fade out)
  16. Wow, it comes in on my birthday? Neato. Thanks Tanki!
  17. T-34-3m

    Titan-Railgun chapel [TRC]

    Thy armor art strong, I dub thee; High Priest Steele, taker of shots.
  18. T-34-3m

    What is your wisdom?

    Invest in a wooden stake for fifty hearts.
  19. T-34-3m

    Let's Discuss Magnum!

    20 degrees goes over most thin barriers and those concrete ones that look blasted up. 15 goes over the traffic barriers, but provides less cover. 10 is for in the field when changing locations, since it can't fire over anything but has a decent range for hitting any would-be threats. Also keep in mind that at 20 it doesn't go directly over the barrier, but if you stand back a bit it travels over it without exposing the barrel, thus making it impossible for a Shaft to catch the tip of your barrel. You are entrenched, however, and can't see directly through the barrier to the outside perimeter. Watch out for any would-be assassins!
  20. T-34-3m

    What is your wisdom?

    If you loose your head, keep your cool.
  21. T-34-3m

    Let's Discuss Magnum!

    Memorize, estimate, improvise.
  22. T-34-3m

    Titan-Railgun chapel [TRC]

    Danny DeVito.
  23. I was implying the decisions would be completely random and not account for equipment, hence the Railgun on Island notion. I don't trust robots.
  24. T-34-3m

    Ask Players – AMA

    "Partake of thy Guerilla paint when thy enemies are unstable." Mean anything to you?
  25. T-34-3m

    Ask Players – AMA

    I am the Titan-Railgun pope. AMA.
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