:( Why leave? And no thnx to me for making you famous?

vavilon nubs lost made me lose my wagers nub molts get rekt :'(

:unsure:

No comments?

Yes, it's here. No, I'm not copying Lham and Hog. No, I don't want to make history by being the first to do such a thing in the AWC. Actually, I totally am copying them and want to make history, but shh, don't tell anyone, here have a cookie. So, why am I doing this? I just want to finish the trilogy, on popular demand. In jealous memory of the great Newspaper Reporters, @Lhamster and @hogree, I, Magenta, Lord of the AWC, present: Lesson 1 - What is an onion? And... Lesson 2 - What to do with them? Step 1: Get onion. Step 2: Peel it. Step 3: Bite on it. Step 4: Shed tears. Step 5: Repeat. The first of the trilogy: Expert's Guide on Eating Chicken The second of the trilogy: The Expert's Guide to Potatoes The third of the trilogy: What do you think you're doing here, mult? Other writings by me:More interviews by me: -An Expert's Extensive Guide On Onions And What To Do With Them-Personality Cut Down: Cutting Nives with Knives -5 Magic Tricks You Can Perform In Tanki-Personalities of Yesterday: Night-Sisters -The Paint Invasion - Strategy Room-Interrogating The Helpers: Reporters -Mag's Journals: My Visit To The EN Reporters' HQs - Part 1-Interrogating The Helpers: Forum Moderators -Part 2 - My Visit To The EN Reporters' HQs [Mag's Journals]-Interrogating The Helpers: Wiki Editors -Dear Love -Lost To The Snow (Published in the 78th Issue of The Newspaper)

[initiating launch...] Challenge completed.

I don't mind being called Mag :huh:

I almost scrolled to the bottom of the page when that joke hit me, and I had to scroll up again to leave a like :lol:

Yeah.

Chilling :unsure:

#Conquered spammer confirmed.

We need this about onions.

Nice one :D

Hope so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Not the same old cliché, please... :unsure:

The choice of XP is kinda weird though, considering the fact that the murderer used XP.

Would appreciate it if the puzzle contest didn't require us to submit an image, but a way to submit with just text. Like, Q on the g form asking : "1 down:" answer slot where you can write "blah"

I must say that this letter received more audience then I expected. Thank you!

Firstly, there's nothing extraordinary about the plot. It's the usual stuff, and not very exciting, at least not for me. Second, the conversations were unnatural. Normal conversations don't take place like that. Exclamation marks were overused and was a major contribution to making the conversations sound so unnatural. Doing conversations that sound natural is really a tough job, as I've learnt the hard way. Twee, though, does a great job on that. Third, it was difficult to keep pace with who said what in the conversations. For example... ...this part is definitely impossible to put one's mind around, if it is a two-person conversation, which it is. Jack Hammer says line [1], so surely Freezicki says line [2], but line [3] is obviously said by Freezicki because it addresses Jack ('So detective,'). Two consecutive lines in one conversation are not supposed to be said by the same person, especially since there is no ' "blah blah blah," said Ian Stanford ' or its equivalent. If two consecutive lines are said by the same person in a conversation, it's usually like this: "Any idea where Stan is?," I asked Fred. "I haven't seen him since yesterday night." "Well, Mrs. Lacey, I've been looking for him too. I saw him yesterday at the bar," Fred said. Fred lived in the neighbourhood, and was a close friend of Stan. Again, twee would probably give better advice. Fourthly, if the protagonist is Jack Hammer, what is this mult XP reporter doing in the picture? Fifth, I really appreciate another piece of tanki mythology ('Stuck' by hippin was great :) ).

Unless you can't sleep in night thinking about it, you know why.

I must admit that Yis is a better dictator writer than Des. Des lacked clarity and humour. I could not understand most of the pieces Des wrote.

The map's pretty good :D